Everyone was having fun on the beach it was peaceful, amazing and beautiful so much to the point Hajime stopped being a downer and planned to join in the beach summer fun, but just as he was about to that's when things began to go wrong as the sky turned black and a familiar voice was heard usami left (TO HER DOOOOOOOOOOOM) not that she knew that yet, man now all the people who were swimming have to change that means having to wash the hair and everything ugh that's going to take forever, thankfully I have the power of the time skip so now we are at Jabberwock park
and that's when Monokuma appeared THE SECOND COMING
still adorably evil as ever
Monokuma: what up ****es
Have I kept you waiting?
It's been a long time, hasn't it?!
especially you Togami man you got fat!
you have grown so much since I last saw you and not in the way grandmothers usually mean!
I am Monokuma! I'm this school's headmaster!
Then Monokuma did his evil junk
Monokuma: No one wants to see a bunch of high-school students enjoy peaceful, quiet days in paradise!
No. What everyone wants is…
Suffering. Hardship. Misery… Despair!
Usami: no that's just you!
Twogami: What… is going on? Who's this new stuffed toy?
Lost: what if this is an alternative universe
Ultima: ooo
Siramay: my sweet naive children
And then Monokuma attacked usami.
Siramay: oh no she's being attacked!
Usami: help me!
Siramay: …
oh no!... ouch oof owie
oh the pain
I gently fall on the ground
it seems as in this situation I am unable to help stop anything
I am dead
then I close my eyes and stick my tongue out.
You to guys
Then the rest of my children began "fake dyeing"
Jabberwock chorus: nooo
ooo
oo
bleh
Nooo, he hurt her sadly I couldn't do anything about that.
Then he made her that!
Nooooo
Ultima: see that's what I was expecting her appearance would be
Usami/Monomi: What's with this terrible outfit!? Turn me back right now!
Monokuma: Oh? You're being a bad girl, Monomi, snapping back at your big brother's sense of style like that.
Monomi: wait what?
Siramay: that's… suspicious
I kept my thoughts to myself, but I overthought Monokuma calling monomi his sibling… I could mean nothing… but in a way it could also mean everything
Aw and then he beats her… I'm sorry little one there's no way around it.
W…What's going on…?
Two stuffed toys fighting…? This is just too much…!
Siramay: more insane then an 8-foot-tall magic talking dragon?
also it was more of a one-sided beat down.
Hajime: this is all insane!
Siramay: well, get used to it.
Mahiru: Huh? Her coloring suddenly turned weird!
Monokuma: Weird coloring…? But it's just the same as mine… Are you trying to hurt my feelings…?
Siramay: you're weird looking get over it.
Monokuma: I'm not even getting started with you yet!
Siramay: ok I'll wait my turn!
I pull out a stool from nowhere and sit in it pulling out a magazine as I wait for Monokuma to finish his confutation with class 77-b
then he brought up the killing game.
Monokuma: a school trip where everyone gets along has no simulation at all!
Ultima: stimulation*
Monokuma: … what did I say?
Odeveca: simulation
Vincent: where everyone gets along has no virtual reality!
Then Monokuma is evil and hurts monomi again
Mikan: Uyuyuyu… W…What do you mean by "killing school trip" …?
Monokuma: …ok geez one second, I need to turn up my hearing aid apparently for that.
Siramay: awe mikans voice isn't that bad.
Then Monokuma explains the rules
Monokuma: This is what this "Killing School Trip" is all about!
Kazuichi: I have a question; can we kill the cannibals?
Monokuma: what cannibals?
I burn the magazine in my hands.
Siramay: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Monokuma: oh, you mean, those guys
well you see I needed a prop for one of the later… trial… events
and if you see some roped up bodies those are not fake.
Peko: …that's concerning.
Monokuma: I know, I'm worried the smell may get bad before we get there, but that just means you need to kill faster!
Siramay: oh, please we would never keep our bodies lying around like that!
we'd keep them in the fridge.
Teruteru: that doesn't help!
Hajime: Before I knew it, I had to seize my chest.
Monokuma: hey! No heart attacks!
that's cheating.
Vincent: He's the ultimate pacemaker!
Hajime: I felt sharp pain pulsing along with the beat of my heart, as if its blood vessels were being stabbed by thick needles. I couldn't really understand the condition my body was experiencing.
Monokuma: my word, nurse!
Mikan: y-yes
Monokuma points at Hajime
Monokuma: fix!
Siramay: how considerate
Monokuma: it be a waste if he died on the spot!
Siramay: of course, of course
Then all the strong members decided to team up to fight Monokuma
big mistake
SO THE MONOBEAST APPEAR
Monokuma: who wants to go one on one!?
behold my minions;
the trojan horse
obelisk the tormenter
gun tiger!
basilisk
and thatoneflyingmechfrompowerrangersthattheyalwaysattachtotheback.
Ultima: I thought it was the front
Monokuma: no, it lets them fly.
Ultima: I don't remember that one… to me it looks more like the guy from spiderman
Monokuma: ?
look don't worry about it!
that's not the vulture just- everyone's been introduced? Alright then!
Hajime: I've already seen several astonishing things on this island. But this… whatever the hell this is… puts everything else to shame...
Monokuma: I decided I didn't wanna take any chances being ripped apart this time!
Kazuichi: M…MONSTEEEEEEEEEERS!
Monokuma: Aren't you listening?! They're Monobeasts!
Kazuichi: m-M-MONSTER BEAST!
Monokuma: ok he's getting closer.
Then monomi try's her best…which isn't much in the current situation, but hey she tried!
…then he uses the monobeast to kill her
I mean she's not dead yet, but the others don't know that.
Siramay: did you get her?
Monokuma: hold on its hard to see from up here
..uh…yes!
And so, everyone was freaked out.
Monokuma: Furthermore, to celebrate the beginning of our "Field Trip of Mutual Killing", I've updated your Electronic Student Handbooks.
You'll now find the rules to this "Field Trip of Mutual Killing" there, so please read them carefully later.
Siramay: WAIT WE CAN ADD RULES?
LET ME TRY!
With that I focused all my might and energy and then
a notification was heard on all the school handbooks
Rule no. 12
there will be no swearing or vulgarity of any kind on the island, please keep a wholesome vocabulary on this Christian neo world server; any attempt to say otherwise will be delt with immediate action.
Hajime: NO SWEARING?!
Fuyuhiko: like heck I won't swear!
…what?
you female dog!
...you jerk!
you mother maker!
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP!
AAAAGGGGG.
Siramay: my "immediate action" was to magic the ability to swear away from you so now any time you try to swear it shall instead be replaced with a "family friendly" option, oh I love my power
honestly you should be thanking me I don't punish you like Monokuma plans to, I mean I could but I refuse to have my bros get on my back for killing you all because you couldn't keep your mouth clean
your blood will not be on my hands not today!
Fuyuhiko: You can't censor me! ...Freak...frank...spit...God
Siramay: hmmmm using the lords name in vain… ill allow it but watch yourself!
Then mikan raises her hand
Mikan: d-d-does this means doing the middle finger get c-censored too?
Siramay: that's a good question
Rule no. 12.5
this includes students not being allowed to raise the middle finger.
Hiyoko and Fuyuhiko: You ignorant human specimen!
Mikan: IM SOORRYYYY
Hajime: wait if you can edit the rules why can't you stop him?
Siramay: hey there's already a rule stating not to kill what do you want me to do add a rule saying "Monokuma can't kill murderers"?
Hajime: yes!
Siramay: ah… well… you see that's a funny thing you see I had to pull a few strings to even get on this island… and one was as you can see on this lovely contract; I can't directly stop Monokuma's evil plan so…. Sorry
I (INSERT NAME HERE) HEAR BY STATE FOR SAFE PASSAGE ON (INSERT WORLD HERE) I WILL NOT DIRECTLY INTERFERE WITH (INSERT EVENT HERE) IN A WAY THAT WOULD PERMANENTLY RUIN (INSERT STORY HERE)
On the bright side it also states me and whoever travels with me cannot be harmed in any way shape or form by the events of said world, well at least not in a way I can't recover from
so that's great for me!... not so much for you
Monokuma: that's… just…peachy
Siramay: but we have plenty of time to talk about this later, right? Just continuing being evil Monokuma don't worry we'll just watch no Biggy it's like we aren't even there.
I say despite the fact it's very obvious we were there
Anyway, Monokuma left, and everyone was afraid.
Nekomaru: What am I supposed to do with such ridiculously huge monsters!
Monokuma: monobeast!
Hajime: Naturally, we looked around at each other's faces. As soon as I saw everyone's expressions, it was immediately apparent. Everyone here… agreed with Togami's words. They'd accepted that the possibility exists, even for them. Only a student who kills may leave this island… In other words, anyone who truly wants to escape… is going to have to sacrifice others. I can't be sure that won't happen. No…Can I even be sure I won't do it myself?…I don't think I can. Faced with such a nightmarish situation, how can I say with confidence that I won't? The paranoia that was planted in our hearts… It wasn't just for our classmates…It also made us fear ourselves. …That's exactly what makes it so despair-inducing. That day wasn't just another regular day for me… No, it was much more significant than that. That day taught me the meaning of the word "despair."
Monokuma: yeaaaahh!
Odeveca: how are you reading his thoughts Monokuma?
Monokuma: anyone can read Hajime's thoughts.
Vincent: what is he an open book?
Nagito: I mean he was sort of talking out loud this whole time.
Hajime: …snap!
. …That was the beginning. The beginning of our "killing school trip" on this tropical island.
End of prologue
and then there where 16
And then Hajime checked out the rules and I'll leave the rest to him.
Hajime: Sighing heavily, I slowly looked up from the Electronic Student Handbook…And saw the hotel's courtyard, which by now had become dark. I was sitting on a folding chair, unable to move my body. Is he… really doing this…? I could hardly believe this was reality. Nevertheless, it was. No matter how much I don't want to believe it, I watched it happen with my own eyes, and even felt it. …It was undeniably real. But it's a reality far removed from normality. School, studying, exams, job hunting, fights with friends, strolling, taking the train, being scolded… That kind of normal life was worlds away now… in every sense. I suddenly looked up, and saw the night sky, packed with stars. They looked like snowflakes that might fall into my hands at any moment… It was the first night I spent on the island. The night sky was completely different from the one I was used to… It was a beautiful night. As I stared absentmindedly at the sky, certain words floated in the back of my mind.
"A student who kills one of their friends can leave this island"
After hearing these words, we stood around in that park for a while. No one said a thing…
And then, after a period of silence… Everyone went their separate ways. Night came soon after that. A beautiful night that could steal your breath away… And yet… the beauty of that night terrified me. It was just another reminder of how far we'd been taken from what should have been our lives.
CHAPTER 1
Destination Despair
That was when Monokuma gave his announcement while still being an alcoholic.
Monokuma: It is now 10PM. Aka martini time.
go back to Hajime!
Hajime: … He keeps spewing such sinister words…
Cottages, huh? Let's find our cottage. This looks promising.
…SNAP!
The moment I entered my cottage, I collapsed on the bed… Why the heck is this happening?! I was so troubled, I just yelled at myself… I didn't want to see anyone else anymore. If only I could stay here, alone, forever… There's not one of them that I can trust… I mean, I don't know anything about them, so how can I trust them? The only one I can trust is myself… No… even that's not true. To be completely honest… After hearing that stupid rule about how only someone who kills can leave… …I felt there was a part of me that would do anything to leave this place. Suddenly, I heard a screaming voice.
…WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
It was… my own voice.
…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I screamed and screamed and screamed, and then I screamed some more.
…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why me…? What did I do to deserve this?
AAAAAAAAAA…
Siramay: SHUT UP SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
well not me…
BUT STILL!
Hajime: At long last, my voice cracked, and then faded away. All that was left was silence. But it wasn't complete silence. I could still hear the crashing waves from far away. They seemed to be whispering, "this is no longer the world you knew". I was troubled once more. Why am I here? What am I doing here? I shut my eyes tightly. I couldn't really sleep… But I wanted to, even if only for a little while. I needed a pause, a break from the madness. And then, if the next time I open my eyes the world returns to normal, that would be wonderful.
Hajime: can this get any worse
At that I heard a sound from outside and saw on the beach those creatures, having a luau… of course.
[THE DRAKOS FAMILY]
Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T. Chester Whitmore is proud to present:
Bung Vulchungo and the Zimbabwe Songbirds!
Do you see banana man?
Hopping over on de white hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree
Banana man, me want a ton
Gimme double and a bonus one
Gimme more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you
Tonight we dance around de flame
Then we get to play de spirit game
Spirit names we shout out loud
Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud
All de songbirds in de tree
Chant a tune to let de spirits free
Den we see dem in de night
Spirits jumping by de firelight
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Dis banana for you
Look you, you too uptight you know
You could laugh and kick it back it and go (whee)
But without a rhythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all de time
Fly away from city on de run
Try to make a little fun
Look you, come to de bungalow
African't you tell me, told you so
Don't you love de bumping of de drum?
Make you shake until de bum go numb
Let de bongo play you till you drop
Dis banana never stop (never stop, never stop)
Forget all your troubles and go with de flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is ever anything good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke
And then forget about de yellow from de beckoning man
Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan
Bungalay, bungalow
Make up your mind and tell me no
Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the sun is falling from the sky
I've never left so early
And you may wonder why
TOMORROW MORNING ON DE PLANE!
No banana make you go insane
Floating back to Busytown
No banana make you want to frown
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you