And so, as the sun set it was time for….
MONOKUMA THEATER
Eh, let's make this formal… To you Jerks who bought "Super Dangan Ronpa 2: Goodbye Despair" … We'd like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
To you jerks who borrowed a copy of "Super Dangan Ronpa 2: Goodbye Despair" from a friend… Since friendships can be ruined over unreturned goods, we recommend you buy another copy, just in case. We realize it took a while to get to the main story, but… I dare say you shall not be disappointed from now on! I promise you jerks a tremendously appealing world, worthy of being called "a game to remember"! So please, shake and tremble with anticipation! Well then, sit back and enjoy our presentation to its very end.
And now
A moment with siramay
You heard it here first folks danganronpa 2 is a game
and oh what an enjoyable game it is most say it's the best of the trilogy! of course Mr. Kuma doesn't just mean it being a game for my readers of the realit-veres beyond the fourth wall oh no he also means for are lovely viewers right now!... HI MAKOTO! Uh… long time no see ay?
but I digress it's all a game so let's enjoy it will all work out in the end it always did so I aint to worried about it. Now for my members of the FF who aren't named Makoto wondering "who is this incredibly handsome dragon and why is he here?" well it's simple!
I've been here the entire time…
ever since the beginning…
And then it was morning
Monokuma: ah morning martini. Um, this is an announcement from Hope's Peak Academy's Field Trip Executive Committee… Good morning, you jerks! It's another perfect tropical day! Let's enjoy it for all it's worth!
Hajime: It wasn't a dream, after all…
Siramay: and you aren't in Kansas either!
Hajime: why are you here!?
Siramay: because Monokuma's here
Monokuma: hello!
Hajime: you too? I thought you were on the tv.
Monokuma: I'm everywhere.
Siramay: he's here he's there he's everywhere!
who you gonna call?
psychic friend monobear!
Monokuma: it's Monokuma to you!
Hajime: Why are you here!
Then Monokuma brings up the hidden Monokuma's and how he won't let him out of this room till he finds the first one and gets monocoins with them!
Siramay: oh, I'll find and collect them!
Monokuma: stop the students are supposed to collect those not you!
Siramay: he don't mind, don't yah Hajime?
Hajime: I want no part of this.
Siramay: see he doesn't care get out of my life!
Monokuma: whatever!
So, then Hajime existed out of the room to be greeted by a screaming soda, not coke or Pepsi though. He mentioned how the monobeast were blocking the bridges which Monokuma confirmed and then Peko came.
Kazuichi: How can I enjoy a tropical vacation when monsters are probably about to eat me…!
Peko: …What's all this noise you're making?
Kazuichi: GYAAAAAAAAAA! SOMEONE ELSE'S HEEEEEEERE!
Peko then pointed to the sword on her back.
Peko: don't make me wack you with this I just stole it back.
Monokuma: oh, good for you, you stole back your sheath.
Peko: it's a wooden sword it has no sheath.
Monokuma: it doesn't any more~
Peko: what?
Monokuma: exactly
Peko then talked to both soda and kazuichi to meet at the restaurant which is what they did talking about all sorts of things while me and my family did the same thing.
Odeveca: so, what do you all think on the death order?
Vincent: well currently hiyoko is driving me batty, so shell probably last the entire game that's how these things work.
Lost: probably right
Ultima: nothing but speculation… but byakuya probably won't last long
Lost: …. It's true but you shouldn't say it…
Odeveca: and that's not getting to the fact that nagito.
Vincent: naegito!
Odeveco: that nagito will either be the first victim, or that he's halfway to 100% responsible for this.
Lost: or maybe even both! It's not like those are mutually exclusive you know.
Ultima: very true very true
Vincent: Gundam too I'm sure he won't last.
Siramay: stop betting on their death guys…
even if it's hilarious.
Sonia: But, who if not Teruteru's was it who made this food?
Ibuki: It must've been that Monokuma after all!
Siramay: oh no I assure yall it was I! the muse!
behold the Showgun Dragon Network bran high quality culinary cuisine made by the best non-ultimate cooks I can find.
Odeveca: oh, but uh we assure you it is 100% human meat free.
Lost: yeah, we save that for ourselves
The drakos family: HHAHAHAHAHA
Ultima: we'll technically it was because of Monokuma he did ask us to do it
Vincent: how considerate
Siramay: yeah, but it was in his classic Monokuma way though all.
I shape shifted my voice.
"I don't want these gosh darn humans dying of something as pathetic as hunger when that life can go to my glories killing game! so since you're hear you might as well carry your weight and use a stove!"
though it could be worse though so really in this situation I'm saying be thankful for what you have
Hajime: thankful for what we have!? we are trapped in a killing game!
Siramay: Hajime, haji, jime please we can argue later I don't want to make a big fuss in front of everyone its annoying you have more pressing matters right now mahiru is back with soda.
So, they continued talking and, oh no mikan.
(I aint showing that picture)
Siramay: well… that was a strange situation.
Vincent: -yeah
Ultima: ok so we got;
the food scene
the beach episode
unrealistic tripping
can't forget the giant robots!
this is going a lot more anime than last time
Odeveca: well, I guess we're leaning into it.
Siramay: Monokuma decided we needed more tropes for the ratings.
Ultima: we did start off with Usmani doing a magical girl transformation…
Odeveca: aw boy, what other anime tropes will show up?
Lost: hmmmm oh oh oh! My moneys on screaming "pervert!" and slapping someone for what is an easily understood accident!
Vincent: oh oh! And you can't forget the cut, sheath then thing is suddenly in two that's a good one.
Lost: you mean the samurai thing?
Vincent: Yep!
Ultima: uhhu uhhu what else
Odeveca: toast
Ultima: of course!
Vincent: oh oh! How about unrealistically lucky?
Siramay: we already have that.
Ultimate: oh, rain fight scene! There has to be a rain fight scene those are classic.
Odeveca: you were my brother aniken!
Ultima: it's over teruteru I have the high ground
Jabberwock chorus: hahahah
Siramay: ok ok let's move on
So, they finally had their breakfast talk and mentioned the need for a leader of course twogami taking the stand.
Twogami: …What's wrong?
Mahiru: W…What's wrong? You're being way too aggressive!
Don't just decide you're going to be our leader…! Why should it be you, anyway?!
Twogami: Is there anyone more fit for the job than me?
Mahiru: I wouldn't call you fit in any sense of the word!
Then twogami had something to show them at Jabberwock Park so off we went though there was a talk about coconuts with kazuichi maybe that will be fun later so then we see it
A BOMB!
Hajime: It looks like a clock… but it isn't, is it?
Odeveca: oh, my kodaka he might be an idiot.
Siramay: odeveca!
It's true but you shouldn't say it!
Then monomi appeared back from the dead like an adorable zombie rabbit, course she's just as surprised about the bomb as everyone else, and then everyone started being rude to monomi.
Twogami: if you don't know anything about this timer, you're useless. Go away.
Monomi: Um… But together…
Twogami: Go. Away.
Siramay: hey don't be rude to her it's not her fault she can't do nothing!
Twogami: well, you can go away too.
Siramay: no! I will not stand for disrespect you know why? Because I have a spine!
At that I reached for the center of my back ripping out my own spinal cord from my body holding it in my hand as I continued to stand proudly
See?! See!?
I may not be Monokuma so I aint forcing you to kill each other or nothing but if you think you can mock people, I care about you'll see why I'm called the king!
In hindsight maybe ripping a part of my body in front of young impressionable people was a bad idea… I mean I can easily regenerate but I see I made them very uncomfortable…
Yeah, I think I went too far but my point stands come on monomi I see we aint wanted here.
So, we left, well monomi left I was just invisible till the time came.
Then they talk about the mysteries of this island
also, I magicked mahiru to speak country but shhhh I don't think they noticed yet hehehehehe
and now it was time for the moment everyone was waiting for
FREE TIME BABY
and thus, my search for hidden Monokuma's begins and later that night an announcement was played summoning them to Jabberwock Park to which they see A THEATER!
sadly no one appreciated my hard work and started arguing.
siramay: STOP ARGUING AND APPRECIATE THE THEATER I BUILT!
I MADE IT WITH MY BARE HANDS
lost: but you're a dragon?
Siramay: I MADE THAT WITH MY DRAGON HANDS
Then Monokuma came in an adorable little suit
Daaaaww he's so cute and small I just wanna pinch his cheeks
Monokuma wanted to do his two-man comedy routine, so he also had monomi who was in a dress
I even had a laugh track function which I used sparingly and by sparingly I meant every other sentence.
Then he revealed the cast lost their memories
bum bum BUUUUM
Monomi: you son of a mother!
Monokuma: oh, sorry did you not see the bus I was driving on the way here?
your but is going under it.
He even brought up them losing the hopes peak class memories.
Siramay: yeah man that's like…
let's see so 78 went in 2014 77-b would be 2013 then for 78 it was around 2017 in dr1 then I told make 2 years that would be right now so… YOU GUYS LOST 6 YEARS OF MEMORY
that means YOUR 22 NOW that's old enough to drink
good I could imagine you'd want that with all this killing game junk…
TO BAD THOUGH NO HUMANS SHALL DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES WHILE ON THIS ISLAND!
Monokuma: Siiiigh… It's such a relief to get that out in the open! Memory loss is so old fashioned, after all…
Monomi: but you did it first!
Monokuma: A cheap story would shamelessly leave that revelation hanging until the endgame! Can you imagine?! Fortunately, I'm not that cowardly.
Monomi: Yes, you are!
Then Monokuma punched her in the face noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Monokuma: Well, how was it? Did you laugh? Or perhaps, my comedy was too high brow for you jerks?
Monomi: it wasn't even comedy you-
Monokuma: Back in your hole!
Monomi: no!
Monokuma: yes!
I proceeded to repeatedly press the laugh track to alleve the situation as everyone was confused.
Monokuma: Oh! You mean the "school life memories" part! That's very simple! They were all taken away!
Hajime: All taken away…? All of our school life memories…? What… is he saying…?
Monokuma: read my text box!
your school memories where stolen!
Ibuki: Ha ha, ha ha… huh? This can't be, right?
I mean, yesterday was my first day at Hope's Peak Academy! And we got taken here straight after that…
Monokuma: then why did your hair grow 5 inches that day?
Ibuki: it didn't its actually shorter
Monokuma: weird
I wonder how many years it's been? How long have you all been students there?
Siramay: 6!
Ultima: and yet hyioko still hasn't hit her growth spurt
Then Monokuma said how he can give back their memories if they murder
Twogami: Do you really think anyone here is going to kill just because you told us such a delusional story?
Mahiru: Ah don't evun bleeve chur stupid story bout uh memory loss anyway!
Monokuma: then how would you explain your accent changing halfway through this?
At that mahiru realized that for a while now she was speaking like a Sothern bell
Mahiru: stars above!
Siramay: HAHAHAHAHHAH!
Then he mentioned how there was a traitor among them
Odeveca: man, he's pulling out all the twist immediately, isn't he?
Anyway, Monokuma left.
Monokuma: Ahahahaha!
Hajime: Even after Monokuma's high-pitched laugh had faded, we continued standing in silence (Monokuma: ahahaha!) for a while. These circumstances… (Monokuma: ahahaha!) this situation… (Monokuma: ahahaha!) this event… (Monokuma: ahahaha!) this calamity… (Monokuma: ahahaha!)
THE LAUGH TRACK IS GONE ALREADY!
this nightmare… this hell… this despair… (Monokuma: you said the word!) We were all consumed by it.
Siramay: then Monokuma gave his nighttime announcement.
Hajime: …I was sitting on the bed in my cottage, my head hanging down. … … And as I sat alone in my room, an incomprehensible thought occurred to me… A traitor among our ranks… It has to be… someone who is different from the others, right? Perhaps… someone who can't explain - who can't even remember - their own special talent?
Siramay: man, geez dude you gotta chill your such a pessimist about all this maybe my kids where right when they theorized you might be the ultimate pessimist.
Hajime: what are you even doing here?!
Siramay: do you want the short or the long?
well uh, you know, uh like, kinda, I wanted to talk to you, but you and the others had such important things to say so I didn't wanna be rude you know?
Hajime: why should I care about what you have to say from how you've been acting I think you made your point very clear you're on Monokuma's side and I want no part of that.
Siramay: hey hey hey now! That's not true I aint on his side at all I may be weird, but I'll have you know I care about a lot of you guys very much and don't want you to die
that's exactly why I'm calm I know you won't die, well actually only one person will die, technically. which is still sad, but I'll save my sadness for when that comes
Hajime: that's ridiculous how do you even know that?
Siramay: I may not look it jime but I'm smatterer then I seem so you can trust me that I know for a 100% fact that only one person will die!
in fact why don't we make this interesting?
Hajime: what do you even mean?
Siramay: I the muse! The almighty all powerful showgun dragon, will make a bet with you that only one person will die! And if I win, well I get bragging rights I don't really need anything, but I mean I guess if I ask you should give me something because! If I am wrong for some reason, then you can get one wish from me and can wish for whatever you waaannnntt.
Hajime: that's nonsense
Siramay: hey I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth if you don't trust me so much then you can win big time you can wish for magic powers, regaining your memories, or heck if you're as altruistic as I hope you'd be you will use that wish to wish that everyone who died in the killing game will be brought back to life, I can do that but only if a fair challenge is involved and a bet? I'd say that's fair so if I lose the bet after the killing game, you can get one wish of whatever you desire including their lives so, why not.
Hajime: fine it's a deal, not like it matters anyway.
Siramay: GREAT! Well good night I need to move my theater, Monokuma said to take it down from the park, but I still want it for nightly theater shows I want to put up so I'm compromising and moving it, probably the beach in this island, so pardon my noise
sweet dreams!
Hajime: and with that siramay left Then, I closed my eyes.
only to be interrupted in a half-asleep stupor.
Monokuma: hey Hajime…
Hajime: hu?
Monokuma then gave Hajime a kiss on the forehead while Hajime was tucked in his bed prepared for sleep.
Monokuma: goodnight~
Hajime: stop looking at me.
Monomi: you really should get out of this room.
Hajime: WILL YOU GO AWAY TOO?!
Monokuma: dog I'm everywhere! You don't think I have a microphone in each and every one of those Monokuma dolls?
Monomi: um, maybe? I don't know.
Monokuma: I wasn't asking you
MONOSLAP!
Monomi: OW!
Monokuma: now get out!
Monomi: you get out first!
Hajime: Sleep was my only possible escape from this bizarre situation of these two bears arguing with each other.
Monomi: I'm a rabbit!
Monokuma: how dare you call her a bear!
Hajime: this bear and this… rabbit that was turned into something that sort of resembles a bear.
Monomi: but I only-
Monokuma: I will allow it!
Monomi: what?
MONOKUMA THEATER
There's a famous phrase, going "there is no such word as impossible in my dictionary". But… isn't using a word that isn't in your own dictionary the very definition of "impossible"? And so, since you made that impossibility into a possibility… That's further proof that you're a person for whom nothing is impossible!
A moment with siramay
Well, if the world is a fake reality where you can do whatever you want then how can you make the impossible possible if the impossible doesn't exist because you can control everything.
same goes for those with the ultimate ultimate abilities then you and he practically live without the impossible to! But… there Is one thing you can't do and till then neither of you can truly live without the impossible.
And so, it was morning again Hajime talked to people and then they had their daily restaurant meeting to which twogami states he shall throw a party
awe yeah
so they agree to have it in the old building and drew straws on who would have to do the cleaning, of course nagito won/lost.
AND IT WAS FREE TIME AGAIN
And with that I carry all the hidden Monokuma's I have found the first one in Hajime's room, The second one is in Rocket punch Markets, next to the vending machine. The third Monokuma in the Airport sitting on the red piece of luggage in the baggage claim to the right. The fourth Monokuma was found in the Old Building's Office. And the fifth and final Monokuma will be found in the twogami's cabin. And you know what that means?
MONOCOINS! ALL FOR ME! And I plan to use them on the mono mono yachine to get everything I need.
Odeveca: what are you doing?
Siramay: I'm using my coins to collect everything in the machine.
Odeveca: but why? You don't need it.
Siramay: it's for completion's sake I just feel nice having everything.
So, I begin to put in my coins one by one getting new items, an act that drives my son impatient.
Odeveca: why are you doing them one by one? Just put in more coins to give you more unique items.
Siramay: no by doing that id have less coins I have a higher chance of getting more stuff by doing one by one with the low repeated chance than now.
I say putting in more of my coins to show him only to see the HUD changing when I put in more.
Oooo?
This interested me so I put more in to see how much it could change I ended up putting my remaining monocoins in
Man, that looks neat! Oh well let me take them out-
But as I was trying to, I accidentally hit the accept button as I lost my monocoins to the yachine.
NOOOO!
Ugh! Oh well it's a good thing I have time travel powers I can just go back and-
Odeveca: shouldn't you at least see what you got.
Siramay: … that's a fair point.
So, I waited for the yachine to spit out my items, it wasn't much but he did get multiple items even a sword and man's nut Hajime needed for special scenes, but it wasn't worth not undoing so I wait for the last item and-
…
…
Ryoko Otonashis Memory Notebook…. I could only stare in silence as I felt a great pain in my chest.
Odeveca: what wrong what is that?
Siramay: it's just... a memory
of the good left inside someone...
I hold the book closely in my arms as I hear it
deep in the void of her soul I hear it,
the anguish of the little good left in her…
[RYOKO]
Is it finally over?
Are you finally done?
Are you happy now?
Did you have your fun?
I hope that it was worth it
All the tears I cried
While you were laughing
I was terrified
And if I never see you again
Please, remember me the way I was
Before I was broken and if I never wake
I pray the Lord, my soul to take
And your words won't hurt me anymore
No, your words can't hurt me anymore
No more, no more
I hope for peace
Maybe it's all for the best
No more nightmares
In my final rest
But one thing I'll never know
Is why you treated me them you did
I where our only loved ones
And they could only do the best they did
I wonder what all our friends will do
I hope, one day, they'll learn
To forgive you and if I never wake
I'll pray the Lord, my soul to take
Nothing can hurt me anymore
No, nothing can hurt me anymore
No more, no more
No more, no more…