Odeveca: … so are you going to-
Siramay: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Odeveca: AH!
Siramay: oh sorry! I just meant; I will be keeping this!
I say as I put the notebook away inside myself, sure only one other person here besides me understood this so it may have meant nothing to everyone else but to me it meant everything so I would keep it to remember what I'm fighting for…
but oh look at the time the party should be starting soon!
Siramay: look at the time son! The party should be starting soon, go, take your brothers with you.
Odeveca: aren't you coming?
Siramay: well yes but actually no, I don't think they like me very much, so I'll preferably take a back seat.
Odeveca: you say that, but I thoroughly believe they won't take kindly to us either.
Siramay: nonsense, nonsense! I feel you and your brothers still have a chance to get close to them so have fun, that's why I invited you here for!
Odeveca: if you say so.
With that we go back to our depressed hero Hajime when he got inside the old building twogami gave him a pat down for any weapons
Vincent: someone is defiantly going to die in here.
Ultima: oh yeah absolutely
Lost: oh! What if he makes the first move?
Odeveca: that be awful!
Twogami was trying to make sure everyone was safe and put any dangerous items in locked box and Hajime went to the dining hall and talks to everyone about everything then byakuya came and turned into a pig, metaphorically speaking of course as he wanted to acquire the iron skewers in fears they may be used as a weapon so when teruteru came twogami scolded him and dragged Hajime along to the kitchen get rid of any remaining offensive items, then twogami lore dumps on a way that would make any new fan believe he's Togami from the first game after epic character development, my sons are a few of those people. I know better though
then teruteru came back in and they confronted him on a missing skewer that totally won't be important later, then they went back to the dining hall talking about last minute security measures, like Monokuma which Chiaki agreed to have monomi and her guard outside.
And with that their party finally started
Chiaki: …sorry no npcs allowed.
Siramay: come on gamer girl I'm not doing it for me I'm just asking you to let my children in
Chiaki: that sounds like a recipe for disaster… I think.
Siramay: …don't say anything evil siramay, fight the evil blood, be a good boi, good bois finish first.
Please would you let my children go to the party? Come one, they're nice kids
look I'm the one causing all the problems, your problems are with me I promise to stay outside if it makes them uncomfortable but let my children have fun.
Chiaki: and do you promise to stay outside?
Siramay: 100! Heck, I can even help you guard outside I'm big and strong! I can punt Monokuma if given the opportunity!
Chiaki: then I guess that's ok… I guess.
Siramay: YEAH, ok boys have fun don't do crimes and no sleeping with the humans.
Ultima: DAD! We won't ok.
but secretly a lied with my power I cloned myself and that clone sneaked into the storage closet I knew what would happen, so I wanted to see the moment things went wrong with my very eyes.
but you don't wanna see me being weird let's go back to the party!
Where my sons stood awkwardly it was one thing to comment over everyone's actions but to "mingle" and "get along" lead to minor awkwardness and anxiety when their presence looked off though lost stuck his hand on the buffet table as food stuck on it like a Katamari ball as he stuffed his fist in his maw a single tear shed from his eye at the glory of the ultimate cook while the others tried to make small talk, and things got chaotic from there
Vincent: so…. Have you heard of the hit game five nights at Freddy's?
Odeveca: Vincent you dolt they only have memories from up to 2013 that game came out in 2014!
Vincent: hey don't get mad at me what do teens from 2013 even like?!
Ultima: if I recall a popular meme from that time was the Harlem shake
Lost: mmm shake
Vincent: so, singing and dancing…. I can do that, but I don't know what song to sing!
Nekomaru: I need to POOOOOOOOO.
Gundham: my earring is missing.
Twogami: For heaven's sake, can't you all act a little more responsibly!
Then everyone heard a noise… wait a minute that's not right
[LOST]
LOOOOOOOK at me
Tell me, whAAAAAAat you see?
Am I goooooood or bad?
Don't you juuuuuuuuuuuuudge so fast
Hey, hey, hey
I know you think you know me, you made your own conclusion
You think that I look scary, well, that's your own delusion
Listen when I tell you, there's more than meets the eye
So take a closer look to find a real good guy
We're not the bad guys
We're the good guys
No, no, no, no, no
Trust me, here we go!
I just want you to give me a chance
I know your body really wants to dance
So leave your judgements at the door
And get up on, and get up on, and get up on the floor
[JABBERWOCK CHORUS]
We're gonna be good tonight
Wanna get you feelin' right
We're gonna be good tonight
We're the good, good guys
We're gonna be good tonight
Wanna get you feelin' right
We're gonna be good tonight
We're the good, good guys
The lights should have gone out, there not out why aren't they out!?
[LOST]
Come on
Ooh
If you're feelin' good in here
I said, if you're feelin' good in here
Oh, yeah
We're all here to have a good, good time
Let the rhythm move you and open up your mind
Next time you see me in your neighborhood
Don't you be thinkin' that I'm up to no good
I just want you to give me a chance
I know your body really wants to dance
So leave your judgements at the door
And get up on, and get up on, and get up on the floor
[JABBERWOCK CHORUS]
We're gonna be good tonight
Wanna get you feelin' right
We're gonna be good tonight
We're the good, good guys
We're gonna be good tonight
Wanna get you feelin' right
We're gonna be good tonight
We're the good, good guys
His luck must have run out, in another situation I'd be happy, BUT I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!
Woo
Again
Gonna be good
Oh, so good.
If the black out doesn't happen the killings wont start and if they don't start everything will work out fine meaning there's no killing game and if that happens the development for my plan won't happen meaning all my work will be for nothing!
(We're gonna be good tonight, we're gonna be good tonight)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (So good)
(We're gonna be good tonight, we're gonna be good tonight)
Oh, come on (So good)
(We're gonna be good tonight, we're gonna be good tonight)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh (So good)
(We're gonna be good tonight, we're gonna be good tonight)
Oh, yeah (So good)
(We're gonna be good tonight, we're gonna be good tonight)
Oh (So good)
One, two, three
We're the good, good guys!
Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing- But… I'm in the storge room… I can do It myself… but then it be my fault…
can I allow that?
We're gonna be good tonight
Wanna get you feelin' right
We're gonna be good tonight
We're the good, good guys
We're gonna be good tonight
Wanna get you feelin' right
We're gonna be good tonight
We're the good, good guys!
Of course! Everyone will survive anyway I won't be doing anything wrong it's no Biggy! It will all work out in the end
well then, it's time for LIGHTS OUT
[LOST]
Oh, yEEEAAAAAAAAAeah!
But then things went wrong
[LOST:]
Nē, nani ga okotta no?
[TWOGAMI:]
Blackout, blackout!
[LOST:]
Teiden ga kita
nanite kotoda!
[LOST/MEN:]
Nē, nani ga okotta no?
Teiden ga kita
nanite kotoda!
[HAJIME, CLASS 77B, ENSEMBLE]
Yo! I! Can't see! (where'd you go?) (Oh, no!)
Quit shovin' you son of a— (I can't find you) (Oh, no!)
It's an oven and we gotta back out (take it slow, I'm behind you) (Oh, no!)
This is a blackout! (Oh, no)
Chill, for real or we're gonna get killed!
[JABBERWOCK CHORUS, CLASS 77B, MEN]
Call in the class please! (What's going on, what's going on?) (Oh, no!)
Everyone relax please (Suddenly I find the electricity is gone) (Oh, no!)
Call in the class please! (What's going on, what's going on?) (Oh, no!)
Everyone relax please (I gotta make sure that nothing's going wrong) (Oh, no!)
Somebody better open these gosh darn doors! (What's going on, what's going on?) (Oh, no!)
Somebody better open these gosh darn doors! (Gotta find Togami, tell him what is going on) (Oh, no!)
Somebody better open these gosh darn doors! (Nothing is on, nothing is on) (Oh, no!)
[CLASS 77B, ENSEMBLE]
AND I CAN'T FIND TOGAMI! (No! No! No!)
[JABBERWOCK CHORUS, CLASS 77B]
where'd you go? (Has anyone seen Togami?)
where'd you go?
where'd you go? (Togami)
I can't find you! (I gotta go) (someone, help me!)
Where'd you go? (Has anyone seen Togami?)
where'd you go?
where'd you go? (Togami)
I can't find you! (I gotta go) (Someone, help me!)
and while all that havoc was happening in the outside world, we see our true hero struggling the best he could to help in any way he can, in vain...
[MAKOTO]
It's late and this game won't shut down, shut down!
[MAKOTO, KYOKO, BYAKUYA (CLASS 77B)]
It's late and this game (Oh God, so much panic!)
Won't shut down! (The crowd was manic)
(With everybody screaming and shoving and shouting and slapping)
We are powerless
We are powerless!
(And everyone's frantic! What's happening with you?)
[ALL]
WE ARE POWERLESS
WE ARE POWERLESS!
And then… the lights came back on
and then mikan tripped again.
I aint showing that either.
Hiyoko: Yay! An indecent pose! This is clearly a fan service scene, isn't it!
Mikan: H…Hiyaaaaaa… Don't! Don't look at me, pleaaaase!
Odeveca: then close your darn legs!
Vincent: this is a cg she can't move!
Ultima: I'll give her credit she's… really good at the splits
he said making sure to turn his head in a 180
But then everyone noticed byakuya was still gone so Hajime searched everywhere even outside where I have definitely been the entire time 100% without a doubt Chiaki and Monomi can vouch for me… note to self never use duplication magic in front of them.
Siramay: the stars are out tonight.
Hajime: Hey, Chiaki… You haven't seen Byakuya around here, have you?
Chiaki: byakuya? No, I haven't seen him.
But… why are you looking for him?
Siramay: yeah, did something happen?
don't betray me face play dumb.
Though Chiaki told him we didn't see byakuya, so he went back inside
and then Akane smelled something.
Mikan: Um… the remains of undigested food in the small intestine are decomposed by intestinal microbes and turn into a gas… That gas is mostly absorbed in the intestinal tract, but the part that doesn't is discharged through the anus. T…That's the way farts work… So… farting is not embarrassing at all!
Oh, my word I totally forgot dangaronpa characters fart!
I mean obviously there human so of course they do, but I never really thought about it till now! Like I just don't consider that they fart, but they do, Makoto farts! Man, Junko probably does too I could never see that, but it is a more then definite, possibility! Crazy man
Course that wasn't the smell Akane was talking about as she pointed at under the table, and you all know what time it is kids!
DEAD
And everything went to chaos from there with Monokuma and the body discovery announcement.
Mahiru: Thet's impossible… How could sumone hav killed him…? Thayure's naw way anyone would!
Monokuma: are you seriously still processing this? It happened like 30 seconds ago get over it!
Basically, everyone came in, even me! And monomi was there and Monokuma punched her noooooo, then he left, and everyone was freaking out, then everyone was mean to monomi.
Monomi: You mustn't! Friends mustn't doubt each other! Never!
Kazuichi: Shut up! If you have nothing useful to say, just go away, you stupid rabbit!
Siramay: hey she's trying her best don't be so hard on her! It's not her fault she literally can't help in this situation.
Hajime: well, why don't you help in this situation.
Siramay: I do know who the blackened is…
Hajime: then tell us!
Siramay: but that be cheating!
Hajime: since when!? There are no rules against it.
Then Monokuma popped up
Monokuma: oh, thank you for reminding me! I knew I forgot something!
New rule: the muse may not spoil who the blackened is.
Hiyoko: way to go moron!
Siramay: oh! My children can help!
Hajime: do they know who the blackened is?
Siramay: nope! But they can give ridiculously wild and incorrect theories that are completely nonsensical! Some of them are even actually right and the truth.
Nagito: and… how would we know when there right or wrong?
Siramay: we don't! well you don't, I do but Monokuma said I can't spoil anything so
I then pull out a bowl of nachos.
Have fun!
And that's when the investigation started.
Vincent: staying alive, staying alive, ah ah ah ah, staying alive unlike byakuya.
Hajime: can you not!
Vincent: sorry sorry! Geez just trying to lighten the mood.
But first the Monokuma file, then investigation where Hajime and nagito got gay and worked together to try and save the world (or so Hajime thinks) though there was this one thing.
Monokuma: You jerks seemed to be totally unable to handle that blackout, so I flipped the breakers back on for you. Ah, by the way - it wasn't me who tripped them in the first place. That was the culprit… of course.
He turned to look at me when he said that last part and while he naturally had a smile it felt more pronounced as he gave a subtle nod at me….
Siramay: I'll be right back.
I ran out in the middle of Jabberwock Park STUPID STUPID STUPID I'M A IDIOT DIE KILL ME KILL ME WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA NAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
I repeatedly punched myself in the face to cool myself off.
But anyway, back to the investigation in which after investigating all the building they went to look in twogamis room along with other stuff.
But while they finished off the last bit of the investigation it was time for me to prepare
Prepare for trial.
IN SONG MONTAGUE
I'll meet you in the red room, close the door, and dim the lights.
I will be yours truly, if indeed the price is right.
So throw your sword, be my king, let your passions rise and sing
Just show me the diamonds and I'll let you wear my ring
So just lay down beside me, let us consummate (Consummate)
I know you're bursting, let me help you deflate (Help you deflate)
If you want to plug in for a high voltage connection
Show me cold hard cash and I will turn on my affection (and then we'll...)
Do you wanna help out? I'll let you
Just a little...
So don't hesitate, I won't kiss and tell
No need to worry 'cause uh, I'm a professional
The show can start as soon as I see money on the table
I've an empty space to fill, I'm willing if you're able (and then we'll...)
(Moaning) Do you wanna help out? I'll let you
(Moaning) Just a little...
I'll meet you in the red room, close the door, and dim the lights
I will be yours truly, if indeed the price is right
So throw your sword, be my king, let your passions rise and sing
Just show me the diamonds and I'll let you wear my ring
I'll let you, I'll let you wear my ring...
I'll let you wear my ring...
I'll let you wear my ring...
I'll let you, I'll let you wear my ring...
Meet you in the red room...
Meet you in the red room...
Meet you in the red room...
Meet you in the red room...
Meet you in the red room...
Meet you in the red room...
Meet you in the red room...
Meet you in the red room...