Are story continuing we see Hiyoko sneak into the Restaurant before anybody else in the morning and made a sinister-looking memorial to honor Mahiru
But anyway, it was morning and Hajime was depressed because of the trial 2 fiasco went to the restaurant and saw that.
And hiyoko being taste blind to the fact this looks less like a wholesome memorial and more like a sacrificial shrine looks like she's gonna kill someone (probably mikan) to appease the creators to bring back to life mahiru well I assure you despite many translations of the caladrius shadow zetsu does not take human sacrifices!
And of course, everyone else came in and reacted accordingly (aka they thought it was mean) but Chiaki being the gamer girl wifu was able to tell its meaning and that made everything better.
And then everyone got emotional.
Hiyoko: …So… you won't burn it?
Nekomaru: Of course not! How could we?!
soda get away with those torches
Kazuichi: come on man,
So anyway, it was adorable
except she was still mean to mikan.
Siramay: that's gonna bite you in the butt in the future.
Course gundham came in and here we go again.
And thus begins…
CHAPTER 3: TRAPPED BY THE OCEAN SCENT
Well anyway people were worrying about fuyuhiko, and of course monomi beating another monobeast good on her shame she's not appreciated, and they still want to leave the island, man there so mean why do they think she's part of Monokuma's evil she's not evil she's abused, well I guess you can be both but she's not! She's just a little gal, but anyway they all agree to explore the 3rd island.
And while the first 3 places didn't amount to much (yet they will be of great importance soon, very soon… muahahahahah) the 4th place electric avenue was where things started to get interesting as Hajime discovers a computer revealing an Usami X File containing information on
The Biggest,
Most Awful,
Most TRAGIC EVENT IN HUMAN HISTORY,
*jazz hands*
to which he doesn't understand.
And of course, Monokuma came to mock Hajime about this.
Hajime: The Biggest, Most Awful, Most tragic event in human history,
Siramay: no no no Hajime it's!
The Biggest,
Most Awful,
Most TRAGIC EVENT IN HUMAN HISTORY,
*jazz hands*
Like that
Hajime: are the jazz hands really necessary?
Siramay: they're always necessary
I'll mark you off with a warning, but you mess up again and I'll have to punish the whole class you hear?
Not killing you I'm legally not allowed to do that but still.
He'd try asking more about it, but Monokuma left like the bugger he is.
Siramay: I wouldn't expect to get anything reliable from him.
Hajime: what about you? Do you know about those surviving students?
Siramay: one of them was an angel…
Hajime: what?
Siramay: an angel and his friends that's all I can say.
Moving on we are at the theater, where Monokuma would absolutely not allow Hajime to not watch a movie unless he bought this sticker.
Siramay: man, that's amazing
I'd totally by that unironically
Monokuma: well, it seems someone here appreciates art.
Siramay: It's funny because it's true! Everyone was born stupid so it's funny how it states a fact of life.
Monokuma: I wasn't born stupid.
Siramay: oh no you especially were born stupid just like any other baby.
Monokuma: most untrue completely untrue you could not be further from the truth.
Siramay: of course, it's true you honestly tell me when you were born you were already like "mother I require the lactation substance from your memorial gland known as milk to have an active and healthy upbringing"
Monokuma: yes…
At that siramay vanished before there very eyes before quickly blipping back into existence
Siramay: liar! I traveled back in time you acted nothing like that you acted like a normal baby going "go go" and "wa" and crying.
Monokuma: tears of despair!
Siramay: you make it sound like other babies don't!? I'll have you know Mr. Kuma crying is a perfectly normal part of being born, if anything I'd be more concerned if you didn't cry.
If anything, I would say that birth was a beautiful experience well at least until your parents….
But I aint no snitch! Your secrets safe with me Mr. Kuma for the first few seconds you were born you were a perfectly normal and healthy miracle.
Then siramay proceeded to pat Monokuma on the head repeatedly in a practically patronizing matter to which Monokuma bit sinamays hand off
Siramay: AAAHHH MY HAND, MY HAND AHHHHHHH
Then siramay ran out of the theater
Monokuma: now look who's the baby? chump he acts like it won't grow back
anyway about that sticker?
So, Hajime bought the sticker as the movie ended and nagito walked out regretting existence and vindicating Hajime's belief that buying the sticker was worth it.
As he went out, he discovered Sonia who said mikan made a great discovery
When moving on to the hospital, Hajime was also in shock to discover Fuyuhiko, along with the rest of them, thinking he wouldn't pull through. In reality, Hajime and the rest of the group still thought of Fuyuhiko as a friend just like them despite what he did. Mikan later decided to treat Fuyuhiko for the rest of the day.
also.
Mikan: Fuyuu… It really is wonderful that Fuyuhiko is alright…
Hajime: Was it you who found him here, Mikan?
Mikan: Yes… I was looking around the hospital when Monokuma suddenly appeared…
He told me if I rubbed his body all over, he'd tell me all about Fuyuhiko, so I did my best…
MONOKUMA, YOU HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR LATER!
Anyway, then Hajime talked to kazuichi about Akane and nekomarus "interaction" and let me just say it leads to one thing.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
But then it was nighttime
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: Huh?! Are you saying you look up to superheroes?! Don't you know? You do realize what they really are, right? You do realize their sole raison d'être is hindering people's dreams and ambitions, right? You do realize they try to butt in whenever they see a gathering because they don't have many friends of their own, right? You do realize they get angry and righteous whenever someone laughs a little loudly because their tempers are so short, right? You do realize they wait for their opponent to move before countering because they're too lazy to move first, right? You do realize they'll cut down armed and unarmed opponents alike because they're so aggressive, right? You do realize they have no real understanding of how the weak and oppressed feel because they always win their fights, right? You do realize the only reason they wear those flashy outfits is because they like showing off, right? To sum it up, they're the intelligent, healthy elite who are violent, stubborn, and friendless.
…And you seriously look up to them?
A moment with siramay
Siramay: of course you of all people would look at heroes like that, when you're that firmly on the side of something you are more likely to see those who are completely opposed to you in a view that is completely favorable to your own position, but its not like you have no reason for believing that you aren't that dumb you just believe in psychological egoism is all, you know the belief that that there is only one thing that motivates human beings: self-interest. If this theory is true, then altruism—the direct desire to benefit others for their own sake, without any ulterior motive—does not exist and you being le ultimate smart brain would believe that you can see what people think there past there hopes there dreams there fears that "they do X because Y" its scientific and mathematical that human brain acts way because moral stimuli and in a society that promotes positive behavior it becomes more you believe the ulterior motive is why there being nice rather than them just caring for you, knowing those ideals are paper thin and when push comes to shove, they'll fall just like that glass house they built…
Of course, I have no right to judge I'm the king of villains. I 100% agree that heroes suck!
but… even I know there are acceptations and some people… are just that nice, we saw it for ourselves…
And then it was morning
When Hajime talked to ibuki and hiyoko and let's just say it's gonna be a fuuuun party later, so they meet at the restaurant and talk about the goings on and the secrets of the island and the outside world, but it wasn't that big a deal now anyway it was free time and
PARTY TIMMMMEEEE everyone having fun, chilling jamming, AND WAIT THERE'S MOOORREEE as later that night with ibuki and fireworks.
AWE YEAAAHHHH PARTY TIME
Siramay: HELLO EVERYBODY I HOPE YOUR HAVING A GOOD TIME
Hajime: what do you want.
Siramay: please please please I just want to entertain you!
Hajime: haven't you done enough?!
Siramay: please give me a chance I don't mean to be mean I'm trying my best I promise I won't do anything bad today please just one chance…
Chiaki: he is asking nicely.
Hajime: alright fine!
Siramay: gamer girl for the win! SO, EVERYONE PLEASE ENJOY MY SONG!
but it's not I who shall sing but my amazing son!
siramay: hit it son!
[ULTIMA]
Uncle Gutenberg was a bookworm
And he lived on Charing Cross
The memory of his volumes brings a smile
He would read me lots of stories
When he wasn't on the sauce
Now I'd like to share the wisdom
Of my favorite bibliophile
He said a-
Cover is not the book
So, open it up and take a look
'Cause under the covers one discovers
That the king may be a crook
Chapter titles are like signs
And if you read between the lines
You'll find your first impression was mistook
For a cover is nice
But a cover is not the book
[AUDIENCE]
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta!
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta-ta!
[VINCENT]
Ultima, could you give us an example?
[ULTIMA]
Certainly!
Nellie Rubina was made of wood
But what could not be seen was though
Her trunk up top was barren
Well, her roots were lush and green
So in Spring when Mr Hickory saw her blossoms blooming there
He took root despite her bark
And now there's seedlings everywhere.
[ULTIMA and SIRAMAY]
Which proves
A cover is not the book
So open it up and take a look
'Cause under the covers one discovers
That the king may be a crook
Chapter titles are like signs
And if you read between the lines
You'll find your first impression was mistook
For a cover is nice
But a cover is not the book
[SIRAMAY]
Should we do the one about the wealthy widow?
[ULTIMA]
Oh, by all means!
[SIRAMAY]
Always loved that one
[ULTIMA]
Well, go on then!
[SIRAMAY]
Lady Hyacinth Macaw
Brought all her treasures to a reef.
[ULTIMA]
Where she only wore a smile
[SIRAMAY]
Plus, two feathers, and a leaf
[ULTIMA]
So, no one tried to rob her
Cause she barely wore a stitch
[SIRAMAY]
For when you're in your birthday suit
[ULTIMA and SIRAMAY]
There ain't much there to show you're rich!
[ALL]
Oh, a cover is not the book
So, open it up and take a look
Cause under the covers one discovers
That the king maybe a crook
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la, ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ra-ta-ta!
[ULTIMA and SIRAMAY]
You'll find your first impression was mistook (Ya-da-da-da)
For a cover is nice
But a cover is not the book.
[ULTIMA]
Oh, give us the one about the dirty rascal, why don't ya?
[SIRAMAY]
Isn't that one a bit long?
[ULTIMA]
Well, the quicker you're into it, the quicker you're out of it.
[SIRAMAY]
Once upon a time
In a nursery rhyme
There was a castle with a king
Hiding in a wing
'Cause he never went to school to learn a single thing
He had scepters and swords
And a parliament of lords
But on the inside he was sad
Egad!
Because he never had a wisdom for numbers
A wisdom for words
Though his crown was quite immense
His brain was smaller than a bird's
So the queen of the nation
Made a royal proclamation:
"To the Missus and the Messers
The more or lessers
Bring me all the land's professors"
Then she went to the hairdressers
And they came from the east
And they came from the south
From each college they poured knowledge
From their brains into his mouth
But the king couldn't learn
So each professor met their fate
For the queen had their heads removed
And placed upon the gate
And on that date
I state their wives all got a note
Their mate was now the late-great
But then suddenly one day
A stranger started in to sing
He said, "I'm the dirty rascal
And I'm here to teach the king"
And the queen clutched her jewels
For she hated royal fools
But this fool had some rules
They really ought to teach in schools
Like you'll be a happy king
If you enjoy the things you've got
You should never try to be
The kind of person that you're not
So they sang and they laughed
For the king had found a friend
And they ran onto a rainbow for
The story's perfect end
So, the moral is you mustn't let
The outside be the guide
For it's not so cut and dried
Well unless it's Dr. Jekyll
Then you better hide, petrified!
No, the truth can't be denied
As I now have testified
All that really counts and matters
Is the special stuff inside
[AUDIENCE]
He did it!
[ALL]
Oh, a cover is not the book
So open it up and take a look
'Cause under the covers one discovers
That the king may be a crook
[ULTIMA]
So please listen to what we've said
[SIRAMAY]
And open up a book tonight in bed
[ULTIMA and SIRAMAY]
So one more time before we get the hook
[SIRAMAY]
Sing it out strong!
[AUDIENCE]
A cover is nice
[ULTIMA]
Please take our advice!
[AUDIENCE]
A cover is nice
[SIRAMAY]
Or you'll pay the price!
[AUDIENCE]
A cover is nice
[ALL]
But a cover is not the book
[AUDIENCE]
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la
Ta-ru-ra-lee, ta-ru-ra-la-la, la, la!
As we pan to Monokuma watching from afar at everyone having fun with his jealous small bear eyes about siramay and his family singing a lot of songs about people who cover their true self with facades siramay teleports next to Monokuma leaning on him
siramay: gee I wonder who I could be talking about
light elbowing of Monokuma that becomes extreme elbowing.
Monokuma: I know who you're talking about, I'm not an idiot!
siramay: no, you are an idiot... you're a huge idiot
you're stupid.