And so, it was night and I'll just leave it at one thing.
SWEEEEEEEETT
Anyway, fuyuhiko came in and completely got the wrong idea and nagito is really sick as in not breathing and Monokuma is … what's the word for when your just about to climax? He's doing that and so as nagito suffers mikan tries to do her very best to help to witch fuyuhiko and Hajime left.
Siramay: … man mikan you're working very hard…. You know I'm an ALL-POWERFUL muse
if you need help all you have to do is ask, you know?
Mikan: I know.
Siramay: … so do you need any help?
Mikan: not right now thanks
My tail drops down as I head towards the exit.
Siramay: … ok I understand…
I wish you a good life….
Anyway, the goods were in the lobby where Hajime realized thanks to kazuichis help they installed a monitor to talk to one another truly the pinnacle of social distancing.
And then it was night and while Hajime and fuyuhiko were willing to sleep there as stated by Monokuma's bulletin Staying overnight is not permitted, except for patients and necessary care staff, though nagito needed care for Monokuma made an acceptation to have mikan care for him how soft hearted he is to save an easily extinguishable life like that!
Fuyuhiko: What the heck…? He should've mentioned these rules from the start!
Monokuma: I left you a freaking note!
So anyway, fuyuhiko and Hajime went back to their cottages for the night.
Hajime: After explaining the situation to Mikan, Fuyuhiko and I went back to the hotel. This is such a large hotel… and only the two of us are in it right now. That's… unsettling. Well, I guess our friends getting sick and being quarantined is pretty unsettling too.…Ugh. No point dwelling on it, I guess…
And so, he went to bed.
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: Good evening. It's time for Monokuma's Cooking Classroom. Today we're going to make Taiyaki. First, here's the necessary equipment:
One time machine.
Travel to the Meiji era and go meet a certain man called Seijiro Kanbe.
He is trying to sell Imagawayaki molded in the shape of a turtle, but unfortunately, they don't do very well.
Pay attention here - this is easy to mess up. Go up to him and console him in his moment of deep despondency.
Then, with a serious look in your eyes, suggest he mold them in the shape of a bream fish, known for its high price those days.
Once you do, he should return to high spirits and start baking fish shaped Imagawayaki.
Your last step should be naming those confections "Taiyaki"…
…And with that, you're done! Enjoy your delicious Taiyaki!
This has been Monokuma's Cooking Classroom.
A moment with siramay
Siramay: if you want to make something, you go to the beginning and start there
deep, in some ways where else would you start other than the beginning? Where else would it begin it can't begin before the beginning it hasn't been done yet, how can it begin after the beginning it already began? You gotta start somewhere or you're never gonna get there, and once you get moving! You'll find some way somehow and it might as well be right here, right now!
And then it was morning and Hajime went to the hospital where he met with fuyuhiko who agreed to check up on nagito who has mikan there still caring for him, after that they did the morning call with the others and monomi was there too sadly this made fuyuhiko mad how rude! She's trying her best ok! Anyway, not much else happened today
and then it was night so before they left Hajime went to check on nagito one more time, oOoOoOo with this spooky nighttime atmosphere it feels like a horror game
well anyway mikan was carrying for him so not much was new, so they went back to their rooms where they slept.
Where Hajime had a dream slowly remembering his tragic villain backstory, but we will talk about that all in due time…
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: Did you know it's easy to lower a new acquaintance's guard if you start your conversation with a story about one of your failures? …So, let me introduce myself with one of my own.
In the wilderness I live in, being popular is a symbol of strength. And so, in order to boost my own popularity, I sent myself a fake love letter. I took it to a friend so I could show off, but unfortunately all I had faked was the envelope. When he asked me to show the letter inside, I grew desperate…And explained the situation thus:
I said the letter had been written using very special ink that only those chosen by God can see! Upupu… When I did, he immediately exclaimed, "That sure is one passionate love letter!" But… that's where things started going wrong. Because he'd shown he could read the sacred text, the people around him started bathing him with admiration and applause. From then on, he hogged everyone's respect, acting as a messenger of God… Soon, he was worshipped all over the world! Even now, he works his believers and sells those mystical vases. He's making a killing on them. My slip-up made him filthy rich! It's vexing! An incredible failure! That has been my failure story. How was it? Did it put you at ease?
If it did… how about buying one of my Appreciation Vases? I have a quota to fill, so I'll give you a good price!
A moment with siramay
Siramay: someone benefited from you having nothing? Oh, come now buddy so much word vomit to say such a simple thing this is why nobody bothers to understand you you're wrapped up in so many layers it's just too much a hassle to even bother when the end result is still the same
your like Shrek! And if any of you out there are asking what that means then I won't elaborate, you just need to find out on your own if I had to do it the hard way so should you consider it homework!
Then it was morning and
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Anyway, she came to mention nagito has gotten slightly better.
So, they went to nagitos room and
Well, he's been worse.
Then mikan went upstairs after being "exhausted" and told Hajime to go downstairs
I assure you this wont lead to anything bad but first
Nagito: I'm all alone with Hajime… Spending time with you is just… sheer torture.
Hajime: Don't worry, I'm going. Just get back in bed and try to shake that fever off.
Nagito: Yeah, go away. I don't want to see your face anymore.
HAJIME NO HE HAD THE LIAR DISEASES HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT HE LOVES YOU HE CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT AROUND YOU ALL HE THINKS ARE "GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY" HE WANTS YOUR PANTS AHOGE HE WANTS YOUR THICK CREAMY WHITE HOPE HAJIME DON'T LEAAAAAVVVEEEE
Anyway, Hajime having dense protagonist syndrome left and that's when things began to go wrong as the video was strangely on call in which, he saw a horrifying sight of a bagged person about to hang themselves with that Hajime infused with fear ran to the TT Typhoon and
Well, we all know what happens next.
DEAD
Then Hajime started panicking and trying to get anyone he could getting Chiaki, Mrs. defiantly not the killer and fuyuhikio who went back to the music venue, but it was jammed so they barged in and… it's time for everyone's favorite segment.
DOUBLE DEAD
oh, and good news practically everyone who had the despair dieses is cured!
now on with the investigation…
and an important part of the investigation was to watch Monokuma's home movie, and I'll tell yah it was the movie of all time.
and then it was time for the trial and nekomaru isn't participating in this trial
monomi: Is Nekomaru really not participating?! If he's alive, call him over!
Monokuma: Oh, aren't you tired of that already?
Monomi: How could I be?!
Monokuma: Well, then. Let's begin!
Monomi: don't just ignore me!
Monokuma: Another fun school trial starts now! Please sit back and enjoy it to the very end!
Monomi: He's ignoring me!
Siramay: are you surprised?
Monomi: no…
Hajime: And so… the curtain opened on the third school trial. Ultimate musician Ibuki Mioda… She may have been a little loud, but she always knew how to set the mood. When I spent time with her… All my troubles and worries flew away. Ultimate traditional dancer Hiyoko Saionji… In spite of her cute face, she was selfish and rude. And yet… she tried to change. After Koizumi's death she really did try to improve herself. The culprit who killed our two dear friends… is among us. As always… I find it difficult to believe, but… But… whether I believe it or not, the truth remains. If we don't discover that truth… We can never escape from this heck. And so… I must find it. For myself… For the sake of my friends… And for the sake of the dead. And so, it begins… A school trial where hope and despair swirl together-
Nagito: he said hope!
Monokuma: he said despair!
Hajime: … has begun.
Nagito: hope
Monokuma: despair!
Nagito: hope
Monokuma: despair!
Nagito: hope
Monokuma: despair!
Hajime: I'm gonna kill you both!
And so, the class trial started.
Siramay: ALL RISE FOR THE DISHONORABLE JUDGE MONOKUMA!
Monokuma: Before we begin, let me explain the rules of the school trial in simple terms. Your task is to reason out the identity of the culprit, and vote on who to accuse! Should you correctly identify the culprit, they alone shall be punished! But if you vote for the wrong person... Then everyone except the culprit shall be punished, and the culprit shall be given permission to leave the island!
Oh well! Who cares about this boring explanation? Let's get on with it already!
Ultima: woah woah woah woah! You don't just start breaking ritual now!
Odeveca: throwing everything we understand into confusion.
Siramay: man, you changed bro, anyway
ON WITH THE TRIAL
So, in the beginning Hajime told everyone his side of the story about how he thinks the murder went down, but nagito pointed out the very fair problem with Hajime's testimony which is that if Hajime was the killer, he could have been lying about all of that,
Hajime: Do you doubt me?
Vincet: oh, kodaka he's crying!
Odeveca: no, he's sweating.
Lost: no, he had a tear in his eye
Odeveca: nope
Ultima: stop bullying the poor guy
of course, as Hajime believes that's untrue as he thinks it's an imitation murder of the movie which he hasn't scene till after the murder, thankfully they got that all sorted out now, a shame Hajime and others don't appreciate it, if he didn't ask that question now, they all probably would have died later due to the true facts of the murder, but I digress.
So, after that they went on with the trial, where they clarified, the imitation part was made to mix up Hiyoko and ibukis death order, and since we now know ibuki died second we now must ask if she killed herself but obviously she didn't so moving on we now go to alibis which only Hajime and mikan have since they were being sweeeeet, this wont be important till later
But then nagito brought up there could be another reason for the imitation murder scam
But it was break time now.
Siramay: TRIAL SUSPEND! THE COURT WILL BE ADJOURNED FOR A BRIEF RECESS!
And while during these recesses I usually skip over the Monokuma and monomi theater something strikes me off here
Monokuma: good luck! Show those jerks who treat you like a red-headed stepchild who's boss?
… read-headed stepchild… but wouldn't that describe… I'll keep it to myself
but that sure is strange, projection knows no bounds. but anyway.
Siramay: TRIAL RESUME! ALL RISE FOR THE DISHONORABLE JUDGE MONOKUMA!
And so, the trial went on where they realized hiyoko wasn't planned to be killed
simple wrong place and wrong time, shame you know the reason she couldn't put on her kimono, so she went to the venue to get help from there big mirror, and died shame and…
Hajime: Yeah, that stepladder was completely clean. No footprints or bloodstains at all
Ultima: except on the left side…
Hajime: NONE AT ALL!
Ironically that bloodstain would help outing the killer cause it wasn't in the video Hajime saw therefor showing that wasn't the same one in the venue it was in fact one in the hospital, they were able to mess with the recording locations by messing with the monitors and cameras so then they were proving that the recording room was actually the hospital conference room by the killer and this is where the killer is…
mikan
Siramay: NO THAT'S WRONG SHE'S JUST A LITTLE GAL SHE CAN'T DO NOTHING TO NOBODY!
Mikan: That's right, I'm just a little gal.
Monokuma: THE JURY IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK!
Siramay: but that's literally our entire point!
So, everyone had (obvious) doubts at first.
Nagito: Hmmm... I see. You guys are kind.
Well, if that's the choice everyone makes... then the only thing I can do is back off, I guess... But is that really, okay? Is that everyone's hope?
Siramay: the line between naiveite and hopefulness is almost invisible.
and then things begin to go wrong.
BECAUSE SHE GOES BAT SPIT INSANE
But yeah, she's totally the murderer.
Odeveca: wait a minute! If Hajime ran as fast as he could from the hospital to the club, then almost immediately left the club and ran to the motel, how did Mikan have time to do everything she did? Not only that, but the Climax Logic segment implies that she was hiding out behind the club when Hajime left for the motel. Even if she left immediately after Hajime, she still would have needed to get behind the building without him noticing, and he was only inside for... 15 seconds before heading for the motel? And, once again, that assumes that she sprinted to the club immediately after Hajime did; before she could've left, she needed to hide everything she used to fake the feed (ladder, rope, candle, hospital gown), meet up with and explain the situation to Fuyuhiko, then get to the club. The only conclusion I can come up with is that the Climax Logic segment was wrong, and Mikan was still running to the club when Hajime left, but even then, it's hard to see how she had time. And that's not even going into how long it would have taken Fuyuhiko to get to the hospital from the first island, considering that he left after the morning announcement, when Hajime was already sprinting to the club, and he was walking. The timing of this incident makes no sense whatsoever!
Siramay: Actually, the timing makes perfect sense. It may seem fast because it's a game and the sense of scale is messed up, but Hajime says that he's gone for ten minutes. This is probably broken down as 2 minutes to get to the hotel, 3 minutes to talk to everyone, 2 minutes to get back to the Music Venue and 3 minutes to meet up with Mikan and Fuyuhiko to start breaking down the door. Mikan probably got to the club around the 2-minute mark, since she could have been wearing the gown over her regular clothing, and the other stuff isn't hard to get rid of quickly. Then two minutes to take off the wallpaper quickly, place a broken drumstick and glue the door. Then she just starts to act innocent and panicky until Fuyuhiko shows up. Then Hajime and Chiaki show up.
Odeveca: oh
Siramay: it makes sense when you think about it.
Ultima: and hiyokos murder weapon?
Siramay: scalpel she always carries in her apron.
Vincent: and-
Siramay: no more questions TRIAL OVER! YOU MAY BE SEATED!
But yeah, she's craaazzzy and a simp too! (And I think we all know who)
Siramay: I KNEW YOU HAD A DOCTOR FETISH!
Mikan: poor nagito, if only there where someone out there who loved you…
Siramay: man roasted that was…. Actually, that's quite sad… no I can't laugh at that… man…
Nagito: Hajime I'm scared.
Siramay: you know, in a way despair and love are two sides of the same coin… like fear and hope.
Then she revealed world ender was future foundation
and then she said "true from a point certain point of view" lines, ugh I hate how I can't refute them! Then she talked about memories and making a person
Siramay: I don't know if that's entirely true it's a balance you know nature and nurture if the past didn't matter it wouldn't matter but since you are completely different from the past and now it shows you have a soul and that you existed not just an empty robot or a blank canvas. But yet, for something that's died, there's some connection implied for us and what's trapped inside!
And if a world lies beyond, does something try to respond? Is there an unearthly bond?
…There's no answer.
Course I know the truth, so I know you're just talking fowl
sadly I'm legally not allowed to say anymore.
And then the execution
Siramay: WAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTT!
MONOKUMA I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
Monokuma: what?!
Siramay: I can see the future I know how she'll die! And frankly I'm disappointed well actually I don't care BUT THE FANS ARE
like come on I expected better from you where's the love? Where's the passion in ye olden days of 2 years ago the executions had love, passion, and a good amount of gore! You really put your heart in what you did but now it seems the fire died out do you even care? It's like your heart's not into evil! And as a king of villains, I can't stand that
you gotta do it right!
Monokuma: ga- ba- wa- well if you know so much why don't you do it!?
Siramay: GREAT IDEA! I already have it all planned out!
Monokuma: you did?
Siramay: when it comes to the imagination process, I have too much free time.
Well anyway!
NOW BEHOLD THE EXECUTION OF THE ULTIMATE NURSE MIKAN TSUMIKI
With musical backings by my lovely son Vincent!
HIT IIIIIIIITTT
Prick! goes the Zetsubou's tale.
[VINCENT]
Black, black is love's potion
We drink, we drink from its well
And in their name, let's drink to true love
For a nurse and a Zetsubo fell
Yes, in their name, let's drink to true love
For true love can break the spell
(For true love can break the spell)
But this isn't true love…
but let's sing it anyway!
Awake from your dream, Nurse maiden
Skin green as the emerald sea
Let me tell you a tale of a love that did fail
Prick, prick, prick! Goes the Zetsubo's tail
She blushed as she walked by the water
Having known him the evening before
She liked how he spoke, but aware of his poke
Prick, prick, prick! Goes the Zetsubo's tail
Oh love, it is foolish and green, my love
How quickly we forget the sting, my love
What a pretty yet dangerous line, my love
What bitter yet delicious wine, my love
With a flick of his prick, he surprised her
Shell red as the rose in his teeth
"Fair maiden, join me, let us ride out to sea!"
Prick, prick, prick! Goes the Zetsubo's tail
She pondered if his love was poison
But he pricked her so gently, she swooned
His words poured like wine as their fates intertwined
Prick, prick, prick! Goes the Zetsubo's tail
Oh love, it is foolish and green, my love
How quickly we forget the sting, my love
What a pretty yet dangerous line, my love
What bitter yet delicious wine, my love
She offered her back quite demurely
He climbed, and they swam out to sea
She stroked, and she smiled, and his stinger went WILD!
Prick! Prick! Prick! Prick!
Prick! Prick! Prick! Prick!
PRICK! PRICK! PRIIIICK!
Goes the Zetsubo's tail!
Black, black is love's potion
Take heed, take heed of the thorns
Don't scream when it stings
Remember that you were warned…
Come...
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink!
Drink!
Drink!
Drink!
DRINK!
DRINK!
DRINK!
DRINK!
DRINK!
DRINK!
DRINK!
DRINK!
Drink! Drink! DRINK!
A cup of my scorn!