And so mikan died and everyone was sad then Monokuma had a special surprise!
Monokuma: you know, isn't it said that life has its ups and downs?
it's fun because downs come after ups, but if life was full of downs, wouldn't it get boring?
sooooo in order to help you guys feel better, I've prepared a special event!
Siramay: I knew you gone soft you're such a softy now! You have such a big bear heart you little guy!
Monokuma: … well now I don't feel like doing it.
Siramay: nonono don't do that they didn't do anything wrong, punish me not them I'm sorry I always forget how important your villain street cred is to you evil guys your just so adorable I can't help myself! I try to act eviler to balance that out but don't take it personally I assure you I'm like this with everyone look you can go out back and sock me as hard as you can for as long as you can later just make the survivors happy now plleeeeaassseee?
Monokuma: oh, all right, but I'm using my extra sharp claws!
Siramay: I look forward to it!
wait no I mean I don't look forward to it!
you know what I mean!
But yeah, nekomaru was alive! So, they left and Monokuma said something evil, well acutely it wasn't that big of a deal he just didn't get to tell them nekomaru was a robot.
Oh yeah nekomarus a robot.
But why explain to you when I can sing to you, or better yet THEY CAN!
Akane: nekomaru is that you!?
Mechamaru: who else would it be?
[AKANE]
Is there something you
Should tell me, big buddy?
Are you aware of the glare from
The sun shining off of your hair?
[MECHAMARU]
I don't know what you mean
It's just a healthy sheen
I must admit I feel a little strange
But I've never felt better.
I'm stronger than ever
Can't you see nothing's changed?
[AKANE]
I don't know how to
Tell you, metal buddy
But you look just like a solar-powered
Turbo-charged washing machine
[MECHAMARU]
I'm not light on my feet
Now I clank and I squeak
But my voice is the same when I speak
My hand looks like aluminum foil
Does this mean that I need a
Tune-up and a change of oil?
I'm a metal head, a metal head
A metal head, a metal head
I'm a metal head, a metal head
A metal head, a METAL HEAD!
Ah and so it was that time again.
Siramay: time for another theater show! Monokuma as I said you can beat me up later I gotta do my song first its tradition! Cause it's time my friends for another lovely song in honor of our dishonorable host! So, to begin we shall have a few sad words, from our sponsor, play the music.
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Sometimes it feels like I'm in a dream
Or, a nightmare
But I'm awake...
And, I'm doing things but
I'm not meaning to do them
And even though it's a nightmare
I feel...
happy inside
[SIRAMAY]
I've done some things in my life
That you may think are crazy
A little different from the rest
I get my pleasure from the pain
I've got some ghosts who follow me
You may think I'm crazy
But in the night I know I feel alright
Well I see spirits all around me
As I try to understand
What makes me do the things I do
To everyone around me
And I bet you never knew
I could have regrets for all the things
That make you see red
But all I see is purple instead!
I smile in the face of what's to come
We can try but we can't run
From the fate we bring upon ourselves
It's just a dream, it's just a dream
But that doesn't mean
My waking life is not a nightmare
Well I see spirits all around me
As I try to understand
What makes me do the things I do
To everyone around me
And I bet you never knew
I could have regrets for all the things
That make you see red
But all I see is purple INSTEAD!
SLAM
This is the end of me...
They got the best of me...
Now justice has been served...
Oh well live and learn
Well I see spirits all around me
As I try to understand
What makes me do the things I do
To everyone around me
And I bet you never knew
I could have regrets for all the things
That make you see red
BUT ALL I SEE IS PURPLE INSTEAD!
Vincent: don't you mean pink?
Siramay: huh?
Vincent: well, the blood here is pink so instead of purple it should be pink.
Siramay: ... ehhh pink, purple close enough
9 MORE DAYS
END CHAPTER
AND THEN THERE WHERE 9