Harry potter go on marvoles addvenchur too save princess gorgatron out of a beetle liver. Than Shrek comz and eets the pie for thanksgiving. About me: I am a five yeer olds inbred goldfish found at a chickfila on February 30th. I was raped by my pilow at age 7 Legit reviews: "You're a faggot" - Me "Wtf" -JKR "I will beat you with a bathtub" - Carl Winslow Enjoi

Hermione Granger expected to be picked as Head Girl, but she had certainly not expected Draco Malfoy to become Head Boy. After a shaky start, she believes she can make the partnership work. Besides, some say, that the best things in life are unexpected.

Oneshot. Gilderoy prefers women like Rita, for many reasons, most of them selfish. Rated M for sexual references (nothing graphic).

Harry besucht ein Café. Dort trifft er unerwartet auf jemanden, den er seit einer geraumen Zeit nicht mehr gesehen hatte. Kleiner OS.

Hermione must make a decision between the guys in her life. Written for the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments) Arithmancy (Assignment 5)

Remus Lupin hat doch auch noch etwas anderes verdient

Albus Potter, Rose Weasley dan Scorpius Malfoy secara tidak sengaja menemukan fakta tentang Harry Potter dan Hermione Weasley yang akhirnya terarah pada Rose Potter? Apa yang Harry dan Hermione sembunyikan selama ini? HHr. Scorpius/Rose. RnR

Una última noche de pasión luego de meses de separación. Mientras ambos estén solteros y sean conscientes de sus decisiones, no tiene nada de malo. Pero, ¿y si alguno no está siendo completamente honesto? ¿Qué pasa con aquel al que le mienten?

The Potter's had twins, Blake and Harry. Voldemort came when the twins were 3 and tried to kill Harry but ended up having the curse rebounded. Blake is named the Boy-Who-Lived and the Potters decide that harry is unworthy of their attention. The Dursley's drop him at an orphanage where he is adopted by a pure-blooded Greek family where he learns what it's like to be powerful.

It's a strange mafia story here. R/R Evil/Dark Harry American Harry, Harem, Criminal Characters, Major Bashings of Dumbledore, Weasleys, and more.

Mira Gray was in her seventh year when she finally realized that Sirius Black had taken an interest in her. The only problem was she couldn't let herself feel the same. Not again. Set in the Marauder-era and rated M for future chapters.

These are just some Muggleborn headcanons that I decided to write about based on some posts from tumblr that I thought would be fun to write. They're only drabbles, so they aren't very long, but each one has a "chapter". Enjoy!

A sexy scene between our dark potions professor and his favourite know it all. Don't read unless you plan on leaving wishing for more ;)

Another Sevatrix smut fic for you all to enjoy xD

POA. Their search is useless because all of the scrying spells in the world cannot find the killer hiding within their walls. But the location of Sirius Black is not the only secret in Hogwarts waiting to be revealed. For Laora.

¿Qué pasaría si por causa de un accidente, si puede llamarse accidente, Lily Evans queda inconsciente? ¿Y qué pasaría si al despertar descubren que ha perdido la memoria? Muchos cambios pueden pasar debido a esto... Cosas que antes no tenían arreglo pueden solucionarse, o... Pueden surgir nuevas y extrañas relaciones que antes parecían imposibles.

Lily and Sirius have a girls night in around Halloween. Fluffy oneshot.

What if Serveus was Deaged. And Voldemort had to take care of him.

What if Lily was not the muggleborn everyone thought she was? What if Petunia was not Lily's only sister? What if Petunia decided to call her sister to take Harry in? What would happen if Harry grows up with a loving family? No pairings as of yet. AU

At the desk, he saw Professor Sinistra bent over it, moaning and crying, and behind her was– Slamming the door shut, Blaise couldn't help but scream, "This is why those bloody Gryffindorks sing those crude ditties about us!" For the Dark One Rising. One-Shot

Ron, Harry and Hermione begin to discuss what happened the night Peter escaped.

Luna reflects on a not so normal day for the DA.

Hermione has come back to Hogwarts as a teacher. Not only does she have to worry about just what she has to teach but also younger siblings, children, ex-boyfriends, Draco Malfoy and of coarse her rising career as a singer. What could go wrong?

Albus finds someone he didn't expect in an abandoned hallway.

Susan ponders on her finding an old friend.