This is a CRACK-FIC! My friend, Curo, and I, decided to write down different strange ideas. This has low seriousness in it. Just funness to it and enjoyment. If you have a headcannon or crackie idea in your head, send them to moi, please. This has no set pairings but there shall be romance. Enjoy!

AU in which Voldemort won and Harry Potter is dead. Hermione Granger is desperately trying to survive the post-war world but the events of Malfoy Manor haunt her. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy is adrift in America. Prequel to 'You Again'.

1951: Fenrir Greyback isn't a monster because he's a werewolf; he became a werewolf because he's a monster. Warning: violence, graphic rape, blood, violent death, dark themes. Written 2013, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Scorpius conoce una noche a una mujer impresionante pero ella no es lo que aparenta.

Não! Não! Não! E não! Isso NÃO é bom, eu nem falo mais com ele, como eu viver na mesma casa por 10 dias, isso é tortura... mas, pera, posso usar isso ao meu favor, posso tenta, sem ninguém pra notar me fracasso... é vou tentar, huuum, tenho 10 dias para conquista-lo.

Somehow, Harry and Draco is together now. Draco's cheating, Harry's a martyr, Ron and Hermione is helping Cedric to woo Harry cuz really, Harry deserves to be happy too. But when a jealous and possessive Draco wants to have his Harry back, what will happen?

After dying during the First Task, Harry finds someone to be treating his life like a Video game. Given the option to go back, he does, but now everything is different and he's not sure if he'd going insane. What is a HUD and why are there bars and symbols in his vision? Videogame!Fic

Harry and Lucius-the Dark Lord has won the war, what does Lucius do with his prize?

Flora is not where she is supposed to be. Or rather, she's not WHEN she's supposed to be. Nothing made sense until she met a boy named Peter. Say, if she's going to be stuck here for a while, she might as well make a friend. Time travel; OC/PP and TheSameOC/SB (but not at the same time); Rated because Sirius's mouth is a toilet-other than that, it's pretty tame.

what if fred and george never got the chance to leave hogwarts? what if they went on the horcrux hunt with the golden trio? just sums up the use of the cruciatus curse. these are things that have been swimming around in my head and fogging my brain for awhile now, sooooo yeah still suck at summaries.

Hermione ponders the concept of Eternity while Bellatrix has another - darker - fixation. After the war, they find it in each other. Bellatrix/Hermione M for metaphorical sex, character death, blood letting/blood drinking and hints of incest.

Par une nuit étoilé, deux cœurs vibres en parfaite harmonie, et en cet instant leurs deux corps brûles d'un même feu...

Ginny is tired of being the 'baby' in the house, so one day she takes her own adventure...

Draco contemplates his fate. Brontide (n): the low rumble of distant thunder.

During fifth year (Marauder Era) James Potter learns to grow up, and make good friends with Severus Snape. Sirius Black, on the other hand, doesn't grow up, and he keeps on asking for nasty pranks from his cousin, Bellatrix. When a prank goes horribly wrong, James hates Sirius with a passion. Written for the ninth round of the Quidditch fanfiction forum competition.

A semi-AU based around Diagonalley Underground, a new Wizarding radio station.

Sexto año. Draco Malfoy vive con el constante stress de la misión que se le fue encargada. Pero ni en sus sueños más locos imaginó a un Harry Potter obsesionarse con él.

A little one-shot between James and Remus during their first year in which James discovers that muggles don't use quills.

Just a couple of little drabbles on the friendship between James Potter and Remus Lupin

This is the untold story of Audrey Green, the eventual wife of Percy Weasley. This is the story of rebuilding life after the war, keeping jobs, finding love and much more.

Severus' try on changing himself - how good he has a friend who is not afraid to tell him the truth about his appearance

This story is about Sexual Tensions, Jealous Friends, Bitchy Attitudes, Stressful Exams, Crazy Hormones, Spoilt Rich Kids, High Standards, Slutty Slytherins, So-Called BestFriends and Sticky Situations. Rated M for a Reason ! Bad Summary. DRACO/OC.

Alexandria, 'Lexy', Munro is a metamorphmagus. She's starting Hogwarts with Lily Potter, Hugo, Lucy and Roxanne Weasley. Even though she tries to ignore the voice, it gets to her. Can she escape her problems? Will she finally make some lasting friendships? Will she fall in love, or be the ideal girl for someone? Currently in Lexy's second year at Hogwarts. Bad summery.

Maya was always been different in her family. She wasn't like James, Lily, other twin, Albus. She was considered a rebel in her family. She doesn't give a damn about her family because she always gets compared to her siblings. This is in her POV most of the time and how she goes through her life as she goes to Hogwarts through her.

When Hermione gets stranded in the Era of the Founders of Hogwarts, where would she go? Good thing she knows who can help her, even though she would need to convince them. And the fact that she knows everything about them doesn't really help really her much. Ratings may change (maybe)