Cloth was just fooling around on Ahch-To(ot) being a lil' fool when Sloane was all like "now would be a perfect time to give Cloth and that dumb apprentice of mine a ForceTime call."

Cloth was sitting in her little hut cleaning her blaster when a vision of Gown appeared right in front of her. OMG!1! they both thought.

"Good heavens, Cloth? Is that you?" Gowny asked. "Am I having that wonderful dream again or are you really here?"

"Murderous snake!1!" Cloth yelled.

"Wow, all those pictures I took of you with my giant telescope that can see you all the way across the galaxy don't compare," Gowny said. "Your face brings me immense joy."

"I see you still wear that Gown," Cloth said, "and your face looks like a deformed piece of Play-Doh. Your nose is so big I can see it from here on this island without the vision. I can't bear to look at your hideous face anymore so you'll have to keep talking so that I know you're still there," Cloth said, turning around.

Kylo Lightsaber then remembered he was on an important mission or something so he extended his arm as if he was reaching for the toilet paper roll but couldn't quite make it.

"You will bring Luke Skywalker to me," Gowny said.

"Lol no," Cloth replied. "Luke is my bestie now."

"Can you at least bring me the incredibly thicc droid that had the map? What did they call him… Big Bosom 8?"

"That droid is my other bestie," Cloth said. "And the map didn't lead to Luke Puke, it actually just led to a Taco Bell. We found the island he was on while looking for a bathroom after getting spicy diarrhea."

"Oh, rats."

Then Sloane got supes bored and ended the ForceTime call. Cloth was jovial but Gowny was very upset. At least I can see her tonight in my dreams, he thought, clutching a life-size cardboard cutout of her that he always kept in his chambers.

"Who were you talking to?" General McGregor asked.

"The woman of my dreams," Gowny replied dreamily.

"Ew," McGregor said. "If you'll excuse me, I have some rabbits to attend to," he said as he merrily skipped off singing about Bea.

"Can I get my Porg medium-rare?" Cloth asked.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Thanks, Walking Carpet."

Cloth was just munching on Porgs being a twerpy lil' fool when Sloane was sitting in his big red chair being bored again. Now would be a good time to connect those two dorks again, he concluded.

"OMG, there are two Cloths!" Gowny yelled excitedly. "Christmas came early!"

"Gowny, why are you holding a giant blow-up version of me?"

"Uh- I'm not!" Gowny said, tossing the blow-up on the ground. "What're y'alls doing here, Cloth? Ever heard of privacy?"

"Oh, I've heard of the privy," Cloth assured. "It means bathroom. I go to the privy all the time! Sometimes I spend all day in there-"

"That's not what I meant," Gowny said.

"Then what did you mean? Also, why do you have seventeen posters with my face on it in your room?"

"Eighteen!" Gowny corrected. "I mean I don't have any! What're you doing here, anyway?"

"I dunno lol," Cloth said. "I'm just trying to enjoy my evening dump over here and y'alls are just invading my life with your ugly face again. I didn't even know our vision ended earlier for like 10 minutes after because your ugly face was burned into my eyes for 10 minutes after you were gone."

"You also take evening dumps?" Gowny asked.

"Never miss 'em!" Cloth said. "Anyway, it's over!1! I found Skywalker!"

"Did he tell you what happened?" Gowny asked. "The night I shit all over his island and took off in my Ass-teroid, did he tell you why?"

"He told me everything I needed to know about Shitnacht, thank you very much! He told me you tried to flush him down the toilet! You're a monster!1!"

"Yeah I am lol, what're you gonna do about it?"

That should be enough pointless connecting for the day, Sloane thought, who was really Palpatine, I guess (?). Gowny cried. Just when I find out she takes evening dumps, too! A water droplet was transported through the rain into Kylo's hand, because the Force can apparently move water through it, whatever. Is this just rain, or is it diarrhea that lost its color on the way? Gowny licked it. Rain.

"I'll always have Blow-Up Cloth," Gowny said.

"Kylo Lightsaber!" General McGregor yelled, shooting his door with all of Starkiller Base's big laser focused on his door. "Have you seen those pesky rabbits?"

"Cloth!" Gowny cried as the debris from his disintegrated door popped his blow-up doll of Cloth. "My love!" Gowny cried into his golden tear bowl and wiped his eyes with the Two Up One Down method. "McGregor! This is treason!"

"I was looking for the rabbits. Okay bye fool," McGregor said as he left the room. Kylo Lightsaber force-pulled him back into the room with the same technique he used to force-pull the shit back into his ass when taking spicy diarrhea shits.

"You're not going anywhere, Thomas Foolery."