"So," Gowny started. "What was it like getting flushed?"

"I should have felt trapped," Cloth recalled. "But after a while, I was Flushed Away (2006) again and was returned from whence I came. After I had nowhere to shit, I felt so alone."

"You're not alone," Gowny said.

"Neither are you," Cloth said. "It isn't too late."

"Wow, this is such ripe ship material," Gowny said. "I can't wait for there to be hundreds of fanfictions shipping us together someday."

Then Luke Puke laid such a bombastic butt bomb that the entire crappy shack was blown to smithereens. Kylo Lightsaber was gone and only Cloth was left. Cloth boosted herself into the air with a butt bomb of her own, though not as powerful or rancid.

"Did you do it? Did you create Beeen "Kylo Lightsaber" Solo?"

"Leave this island!11!"

"Did you try to shit in his private bowl?"

"I did no such thing! Leave!11!"

Luke Puke then used the Force™ to open the freezer that was outside and pulled out his frozen shit, solidified into a long stick. Cloth did the same out of her freezer that was also outside, but all that came out was John Cena, who was looking for his son, Fred Figglehorn, so Cloth had to resort to her lightsaber.

Luke Puke then fell on his tushy immediately despite being a Force sensitive, well trained Jedi warrior and Cloth was a desert girl who had never heard of the Jedi last Thursday and had barely held a lightsaber.

"Tell me the truth!1!"

"I saw darkness," Luke Puke said. "And not because there was shit all over my eyes. Well, I mean there was, but I could still see."

Cloth then entered a flashback sequence as she saw everything Luke Puke was describing, in true cinematic fashion. She saw Luke Puke running across the island with severe diarrhea.

"And there were no free toilets left on the island, and one of my students put a laxative in my green titty milk as a prank…"

Cloth watched as Luke Puke burst into Beeen's hut and sat on the bowl.

"… and Kylo Lightsaber's hut was the closest. So I shit all up in that potty. And then he turned on me, and tried to flush me down the toilet."

The flashback sequence then ended. Cloth shoved the lightsaber into her pants (still ignited) and crouched down to Luke Puke, who was too lazy to get off his tushy.

"You failed him by thinking his toilet was free to use by anyone," Cloth said. "It wasn't. And that's why he turned to the Dark Side."

"He turned to the Dark Side because I used his toilet?"

"Yes," Cloth said. "But if I go to him, he will turn! This could be how we win! We can win through the power of shit and toilet sharing!"

"This isn't going to go the way you think!1!"

"Don't worry, you need a brain to be able to think," Cloth said, getting up. She took the lightsaber out of her pants and offered it back to Luke.

"Take it, I'd only end up yeeting it behind me again."

"Okay lol," Cloth said. "Catch you on the flip side, Lukey-boy, I gotta go ship myself off to Timbuktu."

Cloth then ran back to the Falcon and prepared to flee Ahch-To(ot). As much as she loved living on an island with the word Toot in the name, she had to leave it behind to accomplish her Destiny™. I gotta take a vacation to Cloud City when this is over, Cloth thought.

Luke Puke stood dramatically on the rocks and watched her leave.