Gowny put on his finest Gown while Gowny's Ship of Dreams crashed and burned around him. I have to see Cloth again so I can return the kiss that I know she gave me because of my Cloth Senses.
"Don't you think maybe we should abandon ship before we all die a slow and painful death, my love?" the Cloth-Trooper asked.
"I need to look good for my boo, fake boo," Gowny said. "Hand me my perfume. I need to smell good, too."
"Which perfume, poopsikins?" the Cloth-Trooper asked. "Desert Delight or Scavenger Lavender?"
"I'm thinking more Saucy Clothy tonight," Gowny said, spraying copious amounts all over his face and bosom. "Alright, I'm all ready. I gotta meet up with General Haggard on that ship now or something."
The Cloth-Trooper led Gowny to Sloane's Backup and More Portable Ship of Dreams, where they flew away from Sloane's Ship of Dreams for the last time.
Sloane's Backup and More Portable Ship of Dreams flew down to the lower atmosphere of Crait with its 100% human waste powered engine. It had been Sloane's idea to put the mountainous piles of poopoo to work after the water bill came too high.
The First Order plopped all their ships and equipment down onto Crait's surface so firmly that all the red salt and dust exploded in the air.
"Wow, this reminds me of how my excrement plops firmly into the toilet and all the water splashing up and hitting my booty," Gowny said.
The prison ship landed on the surface and Gowny flew down to meet them. General Nigel Bannerman pushed all 49 prisoners out: Bolt, the Agent, Rhino, and the 46 nuns.
"You all know more about battering rams than anyone else in the galaxy," Gowny said. "And we know you have the precious battering ram cannon."
"I can't understand you with all the apparatus," the Agent said.
"I'm not wearing any apparatus, dingbat," Gowny said, confused.
"Well you should be," the Agent said. "You're so horrendously ugly that you should be required to cover your face with any apparatus you can find, even if it's just a drive-thru window."
"Bannerman, find the battering ram cannon and take it," Gowny ordered. Nigel Bannerman searched the Agent for a solid 10 minutes before he found the cannon folded up in his back ass pocket.
"Excellent," General Haggard said as a bunch of butterflies appeared. Gowny and Haggard climbed back into Sloane's Backup Ship of Dreams to watch the peasant workers assemble the cannon.
They set up the stolen battering ram cannon in front of the mine all the Resistance bois were in, which they called Bat Cave Central on account of being in a cave.