"Did anyone else see that Asian girl get thrown like five miles?" General Haggard asked while watching the battle.

"Where is Cloth?!" Gowny yelped. "I command you to find Cloth, General Haggard! I need to marry her!"

"We're running pretty low on 50 Karat golden wedding rings, Supreme Leader Gowny," Haggard reported. "They can't chase her forever. She has to land somewhere."

"Well I can't marry her unless she accepts my proposal!"

"Shouldn't our focus be clapping the Resistance out of existence with the First Order's giant booty?" General Haggard said. "We just destroyed the phat door to Bat Cave Central and you weren't even watching."

"We destroyed the door?" Gowny asked. "Sorry, I was thinking about my beloved Cloth. Well anyway, go spank them to death. No prisoners or nothin', except for Cloth. She can live."

Just then, Luke Puke waltzed out of Bat Cave Central and stood there dramatically. Gowny gasped, becoming the fourth loudest gasp ever.

"I want every gun we have to fire on that man," Gowny said. "All the guns, all the bombs, all the water guns used to defeat Pirate Pete."

All the guns fired upon Luke's butt chin in perfect harmony.

"More," Gowny said. General Haggard pushed the big red button labeled "push if Gowny wants more" and all the guns shot at Luke's butt chin with more force or something.

"MORE!111111!11!11!11!11!"

"How much more could we possibly shoot? We emptied all of the toilets and shoveled all the piles of shit we had in the freezer already!"

"JUST FIGURE IT OUT!" Gowny said.

"That's enough," General Haggard said after a solid 15 minutes, but the AT&T's didn't stop firing. "That's enough!111!"

Everyone stopped firing and waited for all the salt to clear the air, and all that was left was a big brown pile where Luke used to be standing. Nigel Bannerman broke the If Gowny Ever Defeats Luke glass and handed him the trophy inside as confetti fell from the ceiling.

"I finally did it!" Gowny said. "I finally defeated Luke Puke!"

"Your speech writing department just finished writing," Nigel Bannerman said while giving Gown a stack of paper.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the First Order…" Gowny started.

"Hey wait isn't that him right there?" a random redshirt said, pointing at Luke, who had dug out of the pile and was now standing in front of it. He brushed a bunch of corn-riddled feces off his shoulder.

"Bring me down to him!1!"