Cloth wandered around the Falcon like a twerpy lil' fool while everyone strapped themselves into their complimentary on-board toilets.

"Your antenna is bent," Cloth said, kicking Big Bosom 8 in the face. "Now it's fixed," she concluded.

"Hey, what's poppin', squadfam," Edgar Allan said. "I don't think we've met before. I'm Edgar Allan Poe, but you can call me Poo."

"I'm Cloth."

"I know, lol, Big F talks about you all the time. It's big time annoying. I'm trying to date him, y'know."

"Oh my bad, maybe Stormpilot can happen in the next movie."

Cloth skipped to the door of the Falcon while singing Skip to the Loo to close it when she saw something super ugly.

Gowny strolled around Bat Cave Central looking for stuff or whatever. He saw some golden dice that vanished in his hand. General Haggard found stuff for her toy store that she could sell at a bargain.

Just as he was squatting down to take a poo, a vision of Cloth appeared in front of him.

"Hey wait, wasn't it Sloane that was doing this?" Cloth asked.

"The Force is wearing Lucas Free Spray," Gowny explained. "You look just ravishing this evening, Cloth. Would you care for a big phat kiss?"

"No, and I will never marry you," Cloth said. "I'm done with your hideous face, your black emo dresses, and your marriage proposals. I'm hanging up on you. Goodbye, Gowny."

"Wait, you haven't seen my custom made dress with your face on it yet!"

Cloth hung up the ForcePhone on Gowny by closing the door on his big nose as he cried in a big puddle on the floor like the lil' twerpy fool he is. She'll never like meeee!

"My life is over! I'll never get Cloth! I'm gonna go cry into my golden tear bowl for the rest of my sad life!"

Leia sat next to Cloth on the Falcon after Cloth closed the Force Door on Gowny. Cloth dropped a deuce on everyone.

"Luke deep-dabbed into the afterlife," Cloth said. "But it wasn't sadness or pain. It was constipation and melancholy."

"I felt it, too," Leia said. "But not from Luke. On an unrelated note, I need to go to the bathroom."

"Take this Poo Pourri with you," Cloth said, waiting for her to come back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH?" Walking Carpet yelled from the pilot's seat. Cloth shrugged.

"I don't know, just take us somewhere that isn't here," Cloth said. "The farthest point in the galaxy from Gowny."

"Shouldn't you be his co-pilot?" Big F asked.

"He has a co-pilot," Cloth said, pointing to the girls from Frenemies who were next to Walking Carpet. "I don't know who they are, but they were sitting in the pilot's seat when we got here."

Leia came back and sat on the yuletide log for sitting.

"How do we build a Rebellion from this?" Cloth said (actual quote). Leia smiled a grin so cheeky that Leech came by and called her a donkey.

"We have everything we need," Leia said. The Falcon then took off and flew right into Episode IX and landed on Ajan Kloss.

A/N: WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY RIAN JOHNSON.