Hello, everyone! PHANTOMKNIGHTMARE47 here, with the twelfth chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors. In this chapter, Jotham and co. arrive in the universe of Marvel Comics, where they meet heroes such as Captain America, Spider-Man, Star Lord, Mr. Fantastic, and others to name a few. However, when both Herman Schultz, AKA The Shocker is struck with a Golden Arrow by a Brandonian Order cultist, it's up to Jotham and co. to stop him. Meanwhile, Ruby comes into contact with a gemstone known as the Jagrubik Gem, and it bonds with her, granting her the strength, cunning, and reflexes of a jaguar, and she becomes a Black Panther styled superhero known as THE RUBY JAGUAR! Will Jotham and co. be able to stop Shocker from ruining the lives of the citizens of New York City? Get ready to find out in this newest chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors!
Also, may I be the first to wish my friends a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Disclaimer: Same as last chapter.
Location: New York City
The Marvel Universe
We turn to see the Starchaser make a landing near the outskirts of New York, and Jotham exited the craft alongside Josiah, Optimus, Cal, Nathan, Alex, Clover, Blaine, Martin, Danny, Diana, Tsukune, Ruby, Edward, Alphonse, and Arthur.
"Well, everyone. Here we are. New York City. The Marvel Comics universe." said Jotham, revealing their destination. "Y'know, my ancestor, Joseph Joestar, moved to New York alongside his grandma, Erina Pendleton-Joestar."
'Erina….I wonder how you are faring in Heaven.' Jonathan thought. It had been years since Jonathan's wife, Erina, had passed away following his death in the past, before he got his second chance at life, and new body.
Meanwhile, Ruby looked to see a red-colored gemstone, in the shape of a jaguar, and when she touched it, it dissolved into light-particles, and absorbed itself into her body, causing Ruby to undergo a major growth-spurt, with her getting some muscles, and her breasts growing bigger.
"Ruby!" Yang called.
"Coming, guys!" said Ruby, as she went to catch up with Jotham and co.
(Cue Opening Song: "The Howl Towards Tomorrow" by JAM Project)
[Instrumental]
It shows the various descendants of the Joestar Family, Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, Giorno Giovanna, Jolyne Cujoh, and others, before it cuts to Jotham Joestar
[Tachiagare kedakaku mae sadame wo uketa senshi yo]
It cuts to Jotham sitting on a hill, until he gets to his feet, and gets a running start.
[Sen no kakugo mi ni matoi kimi yo ooshiku habatake]
It cuts to all the allies Jotham makes in his travels throughout the Multiverse, and the logo for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors appears.
[Yami no jidai wo tsugeru kane ga tooku nari hibiku]
It shows Jotham exercising at home, and he looks at a photo of him with his family prior to his mother's passing.
[Tatakau tomo yo ima kimi ha shi mo osorezu]
It shows the various members of AMPS, such as the leader, Commander Raymond Thompson III, Professor Jeremy Broslowski, Dr. Jonah Maxwell, Field Commander Ryuga Terasaka, Lieutenant Asuka Shimada, as well as Antonio Zeppelli, Naoto Higurashi, Daigo Kenzaki, Nathan Ralls, and Alex DeSoto.
[Gareki no machi wo somete shizumu yuuhi ha kurenai]
It cuts to the various allies that Jotham and co. meet in their travels throughout the Multiverse: Shiki Granbell, WOOHP, Danny Phantom, the Maximals, Ruby's Group, Team Sonic, the Avengers, the Justice League, MegaMan X, Nero, Yugo Ogami, Fairy Tail, Kenshiro, Steven Universe, the Rebel Alliance, Sora, S.T.A.R.S, and others.
[Aisuru hoshi no mirai wo mamoru tame]
It shows the group's means of transportation throughout the Multiverse: The U.S.S Starchaser.
[Oo kami no yaiba ha hito no ai inori wo komete tsuranuke]
It shows the Brandonian Order, with the various enemies of the Joestar Family, such as Dio, Hol-Horse, Vanilla Ice, Mariah, Pet Shop, Whammu, Esidisi, Kars, Yoshikage Kira, Akira Otoishi, Diavolo, Father Enrico Pucci, and others to name a few, as Dio smirks darkly.
[Tachiagare kedakaku mae sadame wo uketa senshi yo]
It shows Jotham fighting against DIO's forces, using his Stand, [Rough Diamond]. While Sonic and co become the new ten Elemental Swordsman Kamen Riders, and the Paris Miraculous team enter their superhero forms.
[Asu no heiwa he no ishizue to nare]
It shows Jotham with [Rough Diamond], alongside Jonathan and [Midnight Blue], Joseph and [Hermit Purple], and Jotaro and [Star Platinum] fighting DIO, whereas Josuke is using [Shining Diamond] to fight against Yoshikage Kira, Giorno is using [Golden Wind] to fight Diavolo, and Jolyne is using [Stone Ocean] to fight Father Pucci, and so on.
[Atsuku nare ookiku sake ten ni sasageshi inochi yo]
It shows various artifacts the Joestars discovered, such as the Stone Mask, the Red Stone of Aja, the Bow & Arrow, DIO's Bone, DIO's Diary, etc.
[Yowakimono no tate to nare soshite sekai wo michibike]
Jotham grabs the Golden Arrow, and he uses it to stab his Stand in the stomach, like what Giorno Giovanna did to his Stand, and there's a prismatic light.
(End of OP)
Chapter 12: Welcome To New York!
It cuts to a young man with brown hair and eyes, in a sweater for Horizon University over a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers. This was Peter Benjamin Parker, AKA Spider-Man. He used to live a normal life with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, following his parents going missing. One day, during a field trip to an OsCorp Laboratory, Peter was bitten by a genetically-modified spider, granting him an enhanced physique, adhesive toes and fingers, extrasensory perception, and perfect 20/20 vision. One day, he used his abilities in a wrestling match against Bonesaw McGraw and Crusher Hogan, but sadly, he lost his Uncle Ben, who was fatally wounded by a gunman. Before his passing, Ben told Peter "With great power comes great responsibility." As such, Peter made a new costume, and protected New York as Spider-Man.
'It's been a while since I've kept NYC safe as Spider-Man' Peter thought. 'I've faced off against foes such as Doc-Ock, Rhino, Vulture, Sandman, Electro, Scorpion, Shocker, and even Rhino.' he remembered facing off of various members of his rogues gallery, such as Doctor Otto Octavius, AKA Doctor Octopus, a brilliant scientist who created a harness with mechanical tentacles, which ended up bonding to his body in a freak accident, Flint Marko, AKA Sandman, whose body became living sand following an accident with a particle accelerator, Alexsei Sytsevich, AKA The Rhino, a Russian criminal who was bonded to a cybernetic titanium exoskeleton, Adrian Toomes, AKA The Vulture, a disgruntled ex-OsCorp employee who wanted revenge on Norman Osborn for stealing the credit for his zero-gravity flight suit, Max Dillon, AKA Electro, a former electrician who ended up getting shocked by genetically-modified electric eels, and gained the power to manipulate electricity, Herman Schultz, AKA The Shocker, a safe-cracker who was given futuristic gauntlets that fire pressurized shockwaves, and MacDonald "Mac" Gargan, a detective who J. Jonah Jameson fitted with armor to try and destroy Spider-Man, but it resulted in Gargan becoming homicidal, wanting to kill both Spider-Man and Jameson.
"Police reports of there being an OsCorp truck loaded with plutonium having been stolen by The Shocker, police are in pursuit." said a police radio.
"Time for me to shine," said Peter. He then went into a corner, and changed into a red and blue costume, with a black webbing pattern, white lenses on the mask, a black spider-emblem on the chest, and a red spider emblem on the back. He attached two small devices on his wrists, and shot a line of webbing, and started swinging after the truck.
"You're never gonna catch me, coppers!" said Shocker. He wore a yellow and burgundy costume, with bulky silver gauntlets.
"Hey, Herman." said Spidey, as he caught up to Shocker.
"Are you SHITTING ME!? Beat it, ya stinkin' yo-yo!" said Shocker, as he fired a pressurized shockwave blast at Spidey, who evaded just in time before the attack connected. Spidey swung into the OsCorp truck, and saw the plutonium cores bouncing around.
"Gotcha! Gotcha! Gotcha! Got you, too!" said Spidey, as he scrambled to catch the plutonium containers. "Nonononononono! C'mere! Come to daddy!" He managed to put them all back. "Phew!" a container fell out. "Oh, for crying out loud." he then web swung after it. "Heel! Stay!" he scooped it up "Gotcha!" he turned to see Shocker driving the OsCorp truck towards him "OH CRAP!" he yelped, as he got nailed. He managed to get off, and stopped the truck with his webbing. Shocker then escaped the vehicle, and ran for it, but Spidey web swung after him, but was then joined by a young man in a black suit with red webbing. This was Spidey's teammate, Miles Gonzalo Morales, AKA Kid Arachnid. Miles was a friend Peter made in Horizon University, like Peter, he was bitten by a genetically modified spider, and gained powers similar to Peter's, alongside bio-electrical "Venom Power" and optical camouflage.
"Yo, Spidey!" said K.A, as he and Spidey then cornered Shocker, who got aggravated.
"You're both dead fucking meat!" Shocker snarled, as he fired pressurized shockwaves at the two spider-powered heroes, but Spidey bound Shocker's arms to his chest with webbing, and Kid Arachnid then pantsed Shocker, and the two spider-powered heroes left Shocker to be arrested.
"YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING DESPICABLE, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT!?" Shocker snapped, agitated over his latest defeat.
Later, we see Spidey and Kid Arachnid onboard the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier, facing the director of S.H.I.E.L.D, Nick Fury. "Everyone, this is the leader of A.M.P.S, Raymond Thompson III, and his agents, Jotham Joestar, Thomas Zeppeli, Nathan Ralls, Alex DeSoto, Cal Kestis, Sonic The Hedgehog, Clover Ewing of WOOHP, Optimus Prime, and Qrow Branwen." said Director Fury.
"What brings you guys here?" said Kid Arachnid, curious.
"We're here, because a cult known as the Brandonian Order has resurrected an age-old enemy of the Joestar Family, Dio Brando, with the intent of eradicating any and all forms of the Joestar Bloodline." said Jotham, explaining everything. "It's up to all of us in order to stop them."
"Hey, fellas." said Ruby. Everyone's eyes widened upon seeing Ruby's muscular and curvaceous new appearance.
"Holy moly, sis!" said Yang, bewildered by Ruby's new look "You look amazing!"
"Thanks, Yang." said Ruby with a small smile. Later, Ruby was getting looked at by S.H.I.E.L.D scientists, and there, Anthony Edward Stark, AKA Iron Man was taken by surprise.
"It appears that a gemstone known as the Jagrubik Gem had bonded itself to Ruby, when she first came into contact with it." said Tony, explaining everything. "It basically gave Ruby the strength, reflexes and cunning of a jaguar."
"I shall have my sister, Shuri, create a costume for Ruby." said a voice belonging to King T'Challa of Wakanda, AKA Black Panther.
(Author's Note: T'Challa's costume, the Panther Habit, is a hybridization between the Marvel Cinematic Universe version worn by the late Chadwick Boseman, the Square-Enix version from Marvel's Avengers, and the Marvel VS. CAPCOM Infinite version, but the gold parts are recolored silver.)
Meanwhile, it cuts to Spidey being fitted with a new costume made by S.H.I.E.L.D scientists.
"The suit has a nifty feature to it, too." said Iron Man. "Just tap the spider-emblem on the chest, and see what happens."
Spidey then tapped the spider-emblem on the chest of his costume, and his suit turned from fabric to steel armor plating.
"Whoa! Now I'm all armored uuuuuUUUUUUPPPP!" Spidey exclaimed, as he then fell backwards and landed flat on his back.
"That form turns the material of the suit from fabric to steel armor plating, which increases durability, but sacrifices speed." said Iron Man. Spidey then tapped the emblem on his suit's chest, and it turned black with green lines on it, including green lines on the chest and green lenses.
"This form can bend light and sound, and allow you to become nearly invisible." said Iron Man. Spidey then tapped the emblem on his chest, and his suit turned black and red, with black lenses, and red mechanical spider-legs emerged from his back
"Holy fuck!" Spidey blurted out, shocked to see this.
"That's the infiltration mode, which allows you to pose as a supervillain." said Iron Man. Spidey then tapped the emblem on his chest, and his suit turned gray, with yellow lines, and yellow lenses.
"That is the bulletproof mode, where the suit material turns to 100% Kevlar, and protects you from getting shot." said Iron Man. Spidey then tapped the spider emblem on the chest, and was clad in a lightweight armor suit which was more futuristic.
"This armored form is made of lightweight metals, and has numerous technologies to help you." said Iron Man.
(Author's Note: I was inspired by my friend, WOLFWATCHER12's Spider-ManxBlack Widow fanfiction, What A Strange Web We Weave to give Spider-Man a new form-changing suit that changes form when the spider-emblem on the chest is tapped. The base form is based on the Stark Suit, the first armored form is based off of the Spider-Armor MK1, the stealth form is based off of the Big Time Suit, the infiltration mode is based off of Superior Spider-Man's second costume, the bulletproof form is based off of the Spider-Armor MK2 from the "No One Dies" storyline, and the lightweight armored suit is based off of the Spider-Armor MK3 from the "Ends Of The Earth'' storyline.)
Meanwhile, it shows Ruby seeing her own superhero costume. It resembled the Panther Habit, but colored red and patterned like a jaguar. "May I be pleased to introduce the Ruby Jaguar Habit." said Shuri, who was T'Challa's younger sister.
(Author's Note: The Ruby Jaguar habit contains traits of the Square-Enix Panther Habit, the Armored Adventures Panther Habit, and Shuri's version of the Panther Habit from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever)
"Awesome…" said Ruby, amazed by her own superhero outfit.
"The costume itself is a Vibranium-Nanomachine weave, capable of absorbing kinetic energy from impacts such as blunt trauma and gunshots." said Shuri.
"Neato!" said Ruby, amazed by this.
"I'd like to test out the whole absorbing kinetic energy thing it's got." said Yang, as she then did a side kick, causing the side of the costume to glow red.
"There it is, absorbing kinetic energy," said Shuri. Yang kicked it again, but got sent flying across the room, landing with a CRASH!
"I'm OK! Nothing's broken!" said Yang, off-screen. "Although, my ribs are bruised."
Later, it shows a Brandonian Order cultist shooting Shocker with the Golden Arrow, giving him the power of a Stand.
It later shows Jotham and co. scouting NYC, until they noticed a White Fang member in the form of Corsac Albain cornering someone. "Corsac?" said Blake, shocked by this.
"You! YOU FUCKING SLUT!" Corsac snarled, as he lunged at Blake, swinging at her, "You did this! You took Fennec from me! I'm going to turn Ghira and Kali into grieving parents before I slit their fucking throats!"
"Not on my watch." said a voice, as a figure dressed in a black biker suit, with a flaming skull for a head arrived.
"A new Ghost Rider?" said Spidey, surprised by such a thing. The new Ghost Rider then pointed at Corsac.
"Corsac Albain of Remnant. Your sins are innumerable." said the new Ghost Rider, glaring at Corsac. "I am here to pass judgment upon your soul."
"Yeah, like that will ever happen." said Corsac, as he then fought the new Ghost Rider, who then took out a sword, and fought the fox-based Faunus in a duel, before breaking his weapon.
"Your soul is stained in innocent blood. Look into my eyes, and FEEL THEIR PAIN!" said the new Ghost Rider, as he then used his Penance Stare on a screaming Corsac. With that, Corsac was rendered catatonic, as a result of having his soul burned. Ghost Rider's head then changed to that of a young man with blonde hair and brown eyes.
"You guys alright?" said the young man, sounding like Zack Martin crossed with Jughead Jones.
"Yeah, we'll be OK," said Blake. "Who're you, sir?"
"I'm Elliot Heywood, the new Ghost Rider." said the young man, introducing himself.
"Hello there. My name is Jotham Joestar." said Jotham, introducing himself. "These are my friends, Thomas Zeppelli, Alex DeSoto, Nathan Ralls, Cal Kestis, Sonic The Hedgehog, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Ruby's sister, Yang Xiao-Long, Clover Ewing, Danny Fenton, Diana Lombard, Bumblebee, Tsukune Aono, Moka Akashiya, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, and Argent Akela."
It then showed Shocker causing havoc with his new Stand. It resembled Reala mixed with Laughing Jack and Pennywise.
"Yes! Run now, you plebs! Or spend the remainder of your days in Hell, ruing the day you came across me and my Stand, [Circus For A Psycho]!" said Shocker, cackling like a madman. Suddenly, Jotham arrived, alongside Spidey, Ruby Jaguar, Sonic as Kamen Rider Espada, and Mirage. Mirage's robot form was a cross between his Bayverse and Prime universe selves, but colored blue and white, like his G1 self. He had two scythe-like blades on his forearms.
"That's where you're wrong, fuckface!" said Jotham, as his Stand, [Rough Diamond] appeared. Sonic/Espada then took out 2 corresponding WondeRide Books.
[TriCerberus!]
[Needle Hedgehog!]
He then closed the Lamp do Alangina WondeRide Book, and inserted Needle Hedgehog in the middle port, and then TriCerberus in the left port, before yanking out Raimeiken Ikazuchi
[Ikazuchi Unsheathed!]
Mechanical versions of a genie, a hedgehog, and a three-headed dog surrounded Sonic/Espada, and bonded to his armor.
[The genie of the lamp demonstrates its ultimate power! GOLDEN ALANGINA! Ikazuchi, Book Three: The sword of lightning glimmers, and the thunder roars!]
(BGM: "Rewrite The Story" by Suichiro Naito, Takaya Yamaguchi, and Ryo Aoki Plays)
"Let's do it, guys!" said Jotham, as he and the others rushed Shocker, landing strikes and blows, with [Circus For A Psycho] trading blows with [Rough Diamond]
"You made a grave mistake, crossing my path, you miserable little nobodies!" said Shocker, scowling behind his mask. "There's no way you can ever defeat the awesome might of the Brandonian Order!"
"Yeah, and I most passionately disagree with you there, bub!" said a voice as Logan Howlett, AKA Wolverine arrived, and slashed at Shocker with his adamantium claws. With Wolverine was a young man in a red and blue costume with a spider emblem and a hood.
"Who're you?" said Spidey, perplexed by this new individual.
"I'm the new Scarlet Spider." said the figure, sounding similar to Gaile from The Hunger Games.
"Need a hand?" said Corey as Kamen Rider Buster, as he arrived to help fight Shocker.
"I'll break your faces and send you to urgent care!"
"Let's win this one, guys!" said Jotham. Sonic/Espada reinserted Raimeiken Ikazuchi in his Seiken SworDriver.
[Hissatsu Dokuha!]
Corey/Buster then scanned the Genbu Shinwa WondeRide Book in the slot above the hilt, before plugging it back into the port, and squeezing the trigger, and Sonic/Espada yanked out Raimeiken Ikazuchi
[Ikazuchi Unsheathed! Cerberus! Hedgehog! Alangina! Three Volume Slash! (TH-TH-TH-THUNDER!)]
[Genbu Shinwa! (DOGON! DOGODOGON!) Critical Gekidou Indiscriminate Reading Attack! (DOGON! DOGODOGON!)]
"¡Trueno del Sol!" said Sonic/Espada, focusing electricity into his Seiken
"Great Judgment Slash!" said Corey/Buster, as they swung their swords at Shocker, weakening his Stand. Jotham cracked his knuckles.
"Now to really let you have it!" said Jotham, smirking "[ROUGH DIAMOND]!"
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"You knew that working with DIO, and pissing us all off wasn't worth it." said Jotham, scowling at Shocker.
Name: Herman Schultz, AKA The Shocker
User of the Stand, [Circus For A Psycho]
Status:
OUT OF COMMISSION! (RETIRED!)
Later, Spidey had webbed up Shocker, and was facing the new Scarlet Spider. "Thanks for helping us out," said Spidey. "You got a name, new Scarlet Spider?"
"My real name is Kaine Wilson Parker." said the new Scarlet Spider, as he then took off his mask, revealing to look just like Peter, but with deep blue eyes, and a blonde streak in his hair. "And Peter, there's something you should know…I'm your older brother."
"BROTHER!?" everyone minus Peter and Kaine blurted out, shocked by this news.
"My actual brother? I thought I was an only child!" said Peter, shocked by this. "What happened?"
"A long time ago, I felt as if Mom and Dad didn't pay enough attention to me, due to being caught up in CIA work." said Kaine, explaining everything. "When they were expecting you, I feared I might end up as the third wheel, so I left home. I ended up in the Arizona desert, weak from malnutrition and dehydration, and a knock away from Death's Doorstep. I was saved by a scientist, who injected me with a serum that gave me powers similar to yours, but with a few key differences, such as me having "spinnerets" in my wrists that produce organic webbing. So, I made a costume of my own, and became known as Scarlet Spider."
(Author's Note: I was inspired by my friend, WOLFWATCHER12's story, What A Strange Web We Weave!, to have Kaine Parker be Peter Parker/Spider-Man's biological older brother. His costume is based off of Ben Reiley's new costume in the All-New Scarlet Spider comic books.)
"Damn…" said Peter, shocked by this.
"I know that our Dad is still alive, but missing….Mom was killed in a plane explosion." said Kaine.
Later, Spidey and the others were walking through NYC, until they saw a crowd holding signs that read "Spidey Rocks!", "NYC Loves Spider-Man!", and "Spider-Man: The Hero NYC Needs, Yet Never Asked For!" Spidey smiled underneath his mask.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!?" hollered a voice belonging to J. Jonah Jameson, who oftentimes spewed Anti Spider-Man rants on the news. "That web-headed masked menace has caused more problems than he solves! He should have been kicked out of town for good a long time ago!" suddenly, people then threw empty soda-cans and rotten tomatoes at Jameson
"BOOOOOO!"
"PISS OFF, YOU HITLER-STACHED DOUCHEBAG!"
"Spidey saved NYC, and the whole world several times over, and you should be thanking him! NOT dragging him down to your level, jerk!"
Jameson scowled, and pointed at our spider-powered hero "Spider-Man, I know that it's you who caused this entire fucking mess!"
"That's bullshit, and you damn well know it, Jameson!" said Spidey, scowling behind his mask. "Your Anti Spidey rants are finally gonna be the cause of your downfall, and guess what: it's happening."
"Just what's your beef with Spidey, anyways?" said Nathan, scowling at the Hitler-stached man.
"I think that heroes like Captain America and Thor have a future, whereas that web-headed menace to society has no future whatsoever!" said Jameson, defending his actions in all the wrong ways.
"That is where I most passionately disagree with you, Jameson." said a voice belonging to the Son of Odin himself, Thor. With him was Captain America. "If anything, young Spider-Man has a future as one of the world's next superheroes."
"If all you're ever going to do is drag Spider-Man down to your level, if anything, you are the one who is a public menace to society, Jameson." said Cap, with a strict look on his face.
"Your hateful, spiteful Anti-Spidey crusade is coming to an end, Jameson." said a voice belonging to Riri Williams, AKA Ironheart. With her was Jennifer Walters, AKA She-Hulk, who was the cousin of Dr. Robert Bruce Banner, AKA The Incredible Hulk.
"Yes, and it's ending like this." said Shulkie, as she then socked Jameson in the face, breaking his nose
"OWWWW! My nose! You broke my fucking nose, you green whore!" Jameson yowled
"EXCUSE ME!?" snarled a voice belonging to none other than the Hulk himself, who was not at all happy that his cousin got insulted. "Nobody insults a member of my team like that! Your sorry hide's writing checks that your butt can't cash, bucko!"
"Spider-Man, Scarlet Spider, Ghost Rider, Thor, Cap, Hulk, She-Hulk, I am Raymond Thompson III of AMPS, and with me is Colonel John Jameson, who would like to speak with his estranged father." said Raymond,
"Son? What brings you here?" said Jameson, shocked by this.
"Well, "Dad", I'm here to tell you that you've been kicked out of the family, all because you can't let go of your hatred of Spidey!" said John.
"WHAT!? You can't do this to me, young man!" said Jameson, angrily "I brought you into this world, and I will be more than glad to take you out of it! Don't you remember what that web-headed menace did to you?"
"Yeah, he saved my skin, even after I was turned into Man-Wolf, just like how he saved the people of NYC numerous times over!" said John, explaining everything. "Yet still, you refuse to accept him as a hero, because unlike all the villains he's fought against that tried to rule over mankind, Spidey is a hero who cares about everyone except himself!"
"You've heard it straight from the get-go, pally." said a voice belonging to Bulkhead, one of the Autobots, sounding similar to Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants. "And it's time for you to admit if those facts are true or not, otherwise, you'll be in for a real world of hurt at the hands of the Web-Warriors, The Avengers, The Fantastic Four, the X-Men, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Inhumans, the Power Pack, and every other superhero group in this universe and others like it. Me and the Autobots included, you hateful, spiteful, pompous, shit-lord!"
"What he said." said Grimlock, one of the Dinobots. He resembled his FOC, RID 2015, and Cyberverse selves, with his G1 head-shape. His sword resembled Qrow's weapon, Harbinger in sword form, crossed with the FOC version.
Jameson had a nervous expression. He was about to have the snot beaten out of him by every superhero of every shape, size, species and ethnicity at the rate things were going. "ALRIGHT, I CONFESS!" Jameson hollered at the top of his lungs "All that stuff you know is 110% true! I also did it so that the Daily Bugle Communications Network wouldn't just be the #1 news network in NYC, but the entire globe, for crying out loud! That was the only way for me to drive Spider-Man out of NYC for good, but he always prevails and fails over and over again, so I kept trying over and over again until my goal succeeded! ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING HAPPY NOW!?"
"I've got some breaking news for ya, bub: NYC IS my home!" said Spidey, angrily. "And I'm not abandoning the people here wherever I go!"
Jameson got nailed in the face by a frozen tomato, giving him a black eye "OWWW! Motherfucker! THAT TOMATO WAS FROZEN, JERK! I've got a lawyer! I'll sue the entirety of New York for assault!"
"Sorry, pop, but you give me no other option!" said John, as he then clocked Jameson in the jaw, giving the Hitler-stached man a fat lip and a chipped front tooth.
"I won't forget this, Spider-Man!" said Jameson, angrily shaking his fist. "I'll go back to the DB Communications building, I'll go back on the air, and when I do, I'll-"
"Umm, Mr. Jameson?" said a voice belonging to Robbie Robertson "The Daily Bugle's Board of Directors want a word with you."
"Oh, fuck my life!" Jameson groaned, knowing that he was in serious trouble with the board of directors. "Let's go before they start pelting rocks at me! Last thing I need is to be sentenced to death by stoning at the hands of an angry mob in modern-day New York!"
"Noted." said Robbie, as he and Jameson got to Jameson's car. "Oh, and Spider-Man, thanks for saving NYC after all these years."
"No prob, Robbie. You're an awesome reporter." said Spidey, smiling underneath his mask.
The next day, Peter and the others were watching a news report done by the CEO of the Daily Bugle Communications network
"This is Whitney Chang, alongside my pen-pal, April O'Neil, reporting. This just in: J. Jonah Jameson has been fired as the CEO of the Daily Bugle Communications Network by the Board Of Directors for his Anti-Spider-Man campaign which tarnished the name of the once most beloved multimedia giant in NYC, due to Spider-Man's rising popularity." said Whitney, a reporter for the DB News Network. April was indeed with her "Jameson's successor is DB reporter Joseph Robertson."
"As the new CEO of the Daily Bugle Communications Network, I vow to have our reporters take careful steps in restoring our public image and reputation, and deliver real news and stories to people, and not slander the names of superheroes who risk their lives in defending us from the forces of evil and darkness." said Robbie "And Spider-Man, wherever you are, and wherever you go, no matter what, the people of New York are rooting for ya, man."
"No words could be spoken from a great man." said Whitney, with a smile on her face.
"And here we are, back in Times Square with Colonel John Jameson, who has recently announced his family disowning his father." said April "Colonel Jameson, what will you and your family be doing, now that J. Jonah Jameson is no longer part of your family?"
"To be honest, I don't know yet." said John "But, I'll think of something."
"I hope you do, sugar-pie." said Whitney, smiling at John "Be sure to keep tuned in for further updates. This is Whitney Chang with Channel 6 News, now back to your regularly scheduled program."
"Well everyone, Jameson's finally got his just desserts." said Peter, with a smile on his face.
Later, the gang were boarding the Starchaser, with the Marvel Heroes having been given the Chimera Streaker, a dimension-traveling starship.
"Our next destination is the universe of Creepypasta." said Raymond, as he announced the group's next destination. With that, the Starchaser, Stinger Mantis, Ghost, Blue Fang, Emerald Mythosaur, and the Azure Dragoon lifted off alongside the Chimera Streaker, and flew through a dimensional portal. Meanwhile, this was being witnessed by two of the Decepticons, Starscream and Soundwave. Starscream resembled a cross between his RID 2015 and Earthspark counterparts, while Soundwave resembled his WFC/FOC self and Cyberverse self, with the head of his Prime self and his G1 self's face.
"This was a tad…unexpected." said Starscream, sounding similar to Simon Petrikov, AKA Ice King.
"THIS WAS UNPRECEDENTED." said Soundwave, sounding like his Prime self.
"Shall we try again at our next destination?" said a voice belonging to Jerrek, whose body was repaired with new Mandalorian Armor grafted onto his flesh and bone. His armor was jet black and gunmetal gray, with a red visor, and the Imperial insignia on his helmet. The three figures then walked into a dimensional rift.
(End of Chapter 12)
(Cue Ending Song: "Clear Mind" by Masaaki Endoh)
Karamitsuku jikan furikitte
Genkai made buttobashite
Girigiri no omoi tsunai dara iku no sa MY WAY
Akaku tagiru jounetsu daite
MONOKURO no keshiki wo nuke tara
NON-STOP de ikkini oikoshite ike
Dare yori mo hayaku tadori tsuki tai
Mamoru beki hito ga irukara
CRAZY, KEEP ON DRIVING! Motto hageshiku
Hashire furikaeru koto nante deki nai ONE- WAY ROAD
KEEP ON BURNING SOUL! Atsuku moyashite
Arashi no you ni subete wo kechira se FULL-THROTTLE de
Iku ze CLEAR MIND
(End of ED)
Next time, on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors, Jotham and co. arrive at Creepypasta City, where they meet characters such as The Slender Man, Jeff The Killer, Eyeless Jack, , and several others to name a few. Once there, Jotham stops Jeff from being crazy, following Jeff being forgiven by the spirits of his family, but when Jeff and Liu's old bully, Randy Miller, AKA Bloody Randy, is struck with the Golden Arrow and becomes a Stand User, Jotham and co. team up with the Creepypasta characters to save their city! Next time, Chapter 13: Destination: Creepypasta City!