Hello, everyone! PHANTOMKNIGHTMARE47 here, with the 36th chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors, where Jotham and co. arrive in the universe of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, where they learn that the Eds have finally been accepted by the kids of the Cul-de-sac. However, a mentally unhinged Jonny becomes The Gourd, and sides with DIO as a means of revenge. To counter this, the Eds and some of the Cul-de-sac Kids become Stand Users by cutting themselves on the Golden Arrow. Will our heroes be able to make Johnny come to his senses? Or is the young man who used to be known as Captain Melonhead too far gone? Find out, in this newest chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors!
Disclaimer: Same as last chapter.
I was inspired by TheCrazyJackalope's crossover between Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for the Eds and some of the Cul-de-sac kids to become Stand Users.
It shows the Starchaser, alongside the Ghost, the Rogue Shadow, the Stinger Mantis, the Sapphire Mythosaur, the Emerald Mythosaur, the Ark, the Azure Typhoon, and the Chimera Streaker flying through a dimensional rift, nearing their destination.
"So DIO even sided with CRONOS too?" said Jotham, facing Sean, Kaneda, and Chosuke.
"Yep." said Sean, with a serious look on his face. "DIO now has Zoanoids and evil Guyvers working for him."
"Crap." said Jotham, looking concerned.
"Alright, everyone. We're about to arrive in the universe of Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy." said Raymond, announcing the group's destination. With that, Jotham and co. buckled up, as their dimension-hopping ships flew through a dimensional rift.
(Cue Opening Song: "The Howl Towards Tomorrow" by JAM Project)
[Instrumental]
It shows the various descendants of the Joestar Family, Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, Giorno Giovanna, Jolyne Cujoh, and others, before it cuts to Jotham Joestar
[Tachiagare kedakaku mae sadame wo uketa senshi yo]
It cuts to Jotham sitting on a hill, until he gets to his feet, and gets a running start.
[Sen no kakugo mi ni matoi kimi yo ooshiku habatake]
It cuts to all the allies Jotham makes in his travels throughout the Multiverse, and the logo for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors appears.
[Yami no jidai wo tsugeru kane ga tooku nari hibiku]
It shows Jotham exercising at home, and he looks at a photo of him with his family prior to his mother's passing.
[Tatakau tomo yo ima kimi ha shi mo osorezu]
It shows the various members of AMPS, such as the leader, Commander Raymond Thompson III, Professor Jeremy Broslowski, Dr. Jonah Maxwell, Field Commander Ryuga Terasaka, Lieutenant Asuka Shimada, as well as Antonio Zeppelli, Naoto Higurashi, Daigo Kenzaki, Nathan Ralls, and Alex DeSoto.
[Gareki no machi wo somete shizumu yuuhi ha kurenai]
It cuts to the various allies that Jotham and co. meet in their travels throughout the Multiverse: Shiki Granbell, WOOHP, Danny Phantom, the Maximals, Ruby's Group, Team Sonic, the Avengers, the Justice League, MegaMan X, Nero, Yugo Ogami, Fairy Tail, Kenshiro, Steven Universe, the Rebel Alliance, Sora, S.T.A.R.S, and others.
[Aisuru hoshi no mirai wo mamoru tame]
It shows the group's means of transportation throughout the Multiverse: The U.S.S Starchaser.
[Oo kami no yaiba ha hito no ai inori wo komete tsuranuke]
It shows the Brandonian Order, with the various enemies of the Joestar Family, such as Dio, Hol-Horse, Vanilla Ice, Mariah, Pet Shop, Whammu, Esidisi, Kars, Yoshikage Kira, Akira Otoishi, Diavolo, Father Enrico Pucci, and others to name a few, as Dio smirks darkly.
[Tachiagare kedakaku mae sadame wo uketa senshi yo]
It shows Jotham fighting against DIO's forces, using his Stand, [Rough Diamond]. While Sonic and co become the new ten Elemental Swordsman Kamen Riders, and the Paris Miraculous team enter their superhero forms.
[Asu no heiwa he no ishizue to nare]
It shows Jotham with [Rough Diamond], alongside Jonathan and [Midnight Blue], Joseph and [Hermit Purple], and Jotaro and [Star Platinum] fighting DIO, whereas Josuke is using [Shining Diamond] to fight against Yoshikage Kira, Giorno is using [Golden Wind] to fight Diavolo, and Jolyne is using [Stone Ocean] to fight Father Pucci, and so on.
[Atsuku nare ookiku sake ten ni sasageshi inochi yo]
It shows various artifacts the Joestars discovered, such as the Stone Mask, the Red Stone of Aja, the Bow & Arrow, DIO's Bone, DIO's Diary, etc.
[Yowakimono no tate to nare soshite sekai wo michibike]
Jotham grabs the Golden Arrow, and he uses it to stab his Stand in the stomach, like what Giorno Giovanna did to his Stand, and there's a prismatic light.
(End of OP)
Chapter 36: Wrath Of The Gourd!
Location: Peach Creek
Universe of Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy
The ships then made a landing, at the forest, and Jotham, alongside some of his friends then exited their ships.
"This must be Peach Creek." said Jotham, as he, Alex, Nathan, Ruby, Steven, Amethyst, Celestite, Sonic, Brad, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Tim, Damian, Adrien, Marinette, Luka, Nolan, Cal, Rygran, and Tarran then accompanied them.
"And it looks like the Eds have finally been accepted by their peers, despite all the schemes they've pulled." said Nathan with a smile.
Indeed, it showed Eddy and Ed playing basketball with Kevin and Rolf.
"You can do it, Eddy!" said Nazz, cheering for Eddy
"C'mon, big brother! You got this one!" said Sarah, cheering for Ed
"Go Kevin and Rolf!" said Jimmy. Sarah and Nazz looked at him funny. "What? Am I not allowed to root for the other team?"
"Corner him!" said Kevin
"Rolf has this all covered, Kevin-boy!" said Rolf, as he and Kevin cornered Eddy.
"Ed!" said Eddy as he passed the ball to the taller Ed boy.
"Alley-oop!" said Ed as he then did a slam-dunk, winning the game. "Booyah!"
The kids all clapped, as Ed and Eddy shook hands with Kevin and Rolf.
However, the kids were being spied on by a young man who had some "peach-fuzz" on his head in a green sweater, white pants, and sneakers. This was Jonathan Bailey, AKA Jonny 2x4.
"We'll show them all, Timber! We'll SHOW THEM ALL!" Jonny said, in a crazed tone of voice. Due to being beaten to a pulp by the other Cul-de-sac kids, following the day the Eds were finally accepted by their peers, Jonny had felt something inside snap. Plank was now wearing a black mask, with a jagged mouth. Jonny had switched to using a gourd for a mask, and was wearing a cape.
"And I can make that happen." said a voice belonging to a Brandonian Order cultist. He then shot Jonny with the Golden Arrow, making him into a Stand User.
"So, lemme get this straight: There's other worlds out there, aside from ours, that're in danger?" said Eddy, facing Jotham and co.
"That's right." said Jotham, with a serious expression. "And it's up to all of us to stop my family's age-old enemy, the vampire Dio Brando from ruling over this world, and others like it."
"So, the Multiverse Theory really is real." said Edd, gobsmacked.
"So, that gold arrow thingy can give us powers?" said Eddy, perplexed.
"Yeah. And all ya gotta do is cut yourself on it." said Thomas.
"OK….here goes." said Eddy, as he then cut his palm open, wincing. Suddenly, a figure with a lean build similar to [Golden Wind Requiem] dressed in a suit, trenchcoat, and fedora with a masquerade mask over it's eyes appeared.
"What the heck is that?" said Eddy, shocked.
"That, Eddy, is what's known as a Stand, a physical manifestation of one's fighting energy." said Jotham, explaining everything. Edd and Ed then cut their hands on the Golden Arrow, and their Stands appeared. Edd's took on the form of an ornate-looking book with the words "Magnum Opus" on the cover, and Ed's Stand looked like EdZilla but more humanoid, wearing knights armor.
"Are…are we seeing things?" said Ed, shocked. "I must've taken a blow to the head by accident, because I must be hallucinating."
"It's no hallucination, fellas." said Jotham, as his and Thomas's Stands materialized. "Stands can take on either humanoid forms, or weapon forms, or even powers."
"Now, what names should we give our Stands?" said Edd. He looked at his Stand.
"Maybe 'Book Of Days'?" said Ed
"No, too simple?"
"'Little Red Book'?"
"No."
"'Picture Book'?"
"Too misleading."
"How 'bout….[Smart Went Crazy]?" said Eddy, coming up with the name for Edd's Stand.
"That can work." said Edd
"For my Stand, I was thinking….[Monster Mash]." said Ed, smiling.
"And my Stand will be known as [Smooth Criminal]." said Eddy.
Rolf, the Norse boy then walked up, revealing to have a Stand of his own.
"[Amarillo Sky]." said Rolf, calmly, as his Stand materialized.
"It looks like Rolf is one of several people who was born with a Stand." said Nathan, surprised.
Later, it shows the Eds testing out their newfound abilities. It was unknown what Edd's Stand Power was, but Eddy discovered that [Smooth Criminal] had super-speed, super-strength, and super-accuracy, as well as the power to make duplicates of whatever it touched.
Ed's Stand, [Monster Mash], had super strength, super-speed, super accuracy, and super-durability, as well as a very special Stand Power. In this case, it was Combined Infusion, so it could basically mash things together with its fists, creating things such as rubber rocks and cold fire.
"Who'd have guessed we'd have such incredible Stands, huh, fellas?" said Eddy.
"I'm just as surprised as you are, Eddy." said Ed
Stand Name: [SMOOTH CRIMINAL]
Stand User: Eddy Skipper McGee
Speed: A
Precision: A
Durability: B
Developmental Potential: C
Powers: Super Speed, Super Strength, Super Accuracy, Object Duplication
Stand Name: [MONSTER MASH]
Stand User: Edwin 'Ed' Horace Harrellson
Speed: A
Accuracy: A
Durability: S
Developmental Potential: A
Powers: Super Speed, Super Strength, Super Accuracy, Combined Infusion
Stand Name: [SMART WENT CRAZY]
Stand User: Eddward "Edd" Marion Hartford/Double-D
Speed: Unknown
Accuracy: Unknown
Durability: Unknown
Developmental Potential: Unknown
Powers: Unknown
Stand Name: [AMARILLO SKY]
Stand User: Rolf Skarsgard
Speed: A
Strength: A
Durability: A
Accuracy: B
Learning Potential: A
(Author's Note: Rolf's surname comes from the Swedish actor, Bill Skarsgard, who played the role of Pennywise The Dancing Clown in the 2017 and 2019 film adaptations of Stephen King's IT.)
Later, it shows the rest of the Cul-de-sac kids searching for one of their own, in this case, Jonny.
"You don't think that Johnny went AWOL after we whaled on him?" said Sarah, showing some concern.
"Ohhh, Sarah!" said a sing-song voice, The gang then looked to see Jonny as the Gourd.
"Holy crap…" Kevin gulped, shocked to see their former friend having gone off the deep-end.
"Why have you become like this, Jonny!?" said Jimmy, horrified. "We're your friends!"
"Friends!? FRIENDS!?" said Jonny, angrily. "Why did you whale on me, instead of those irredeemable Eds!?"
"Because you basically beat the ever-living crap and snot out of my big brother, Double-D and Eddy without letting them explain what happened!" said Sarah, angrily. "And we learned that Eddy lied about his brother because he wanted to be accepted into our social group!"
"If you ask me, you brought that ass-kicking all on YOURSELF, peach-fuzz!" said Kevin, scowling.
"Let's see how you all fare against my Stand, [Silent Night]!" said Jonny, in his Gourd persona, as his Stand appeared.
'I can't see it. Crap, that's right!' thought Sarah, shocked. She then remembered what Jotham said 'Only other Stand Users can see Stands!'
[Silent Night] then suddenly increased the air-pressure, and Sarah then suddenly started coughing up blood.
"SARAH!" Jimmy gasped, shocked by this.
"What the hell did you do to her!?" said Nazz, furious.
"My Stand's power is the power to manipulate air pressure as well as gravitational pressure." said Jonny, enlightening the group. "I want the entirety of Peach Creek to suffer a thousand times worse than Plank and I have suffered!"
Suddenly, a jade-green fist appeared, and Johnny's Stand then countered it. It was Ed, and boy was he furious!
"NOBODY MESSES WITH MY FRIENDS OR FAMILY, AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" Ed snapped, ready to beat Jonny within an inch of his life.
"Jonny, why are you doing this!?" said Edd, shocked and saddened by what Jonny has become.
"Revenge, that's why!" said Jonny, scowling. "I want the kids of Peach Creek to experience first-hand what it's really like to be beaten and broken beyond all recovery!"
"Then we have no other option, but to defeat you." said Jotham, as he, Ed, Eddy, Thomas, Nathan, Josuke, Jonathan, Jotaro, Jolyne, and Steven manifested their Stands.
"I'm sorry things had to turn this way, Jonny." said Ed, feeling remorse for Jonny.
(BGM: "Vandalize" by ONE OK ROCK Plays)
[Silent Night] then tried to manipulate the air pressure, but nothing happened. "The Hell!? The shit!? Why isn't this working!?"
"My Stand, [One Direction], can negate and nullify the powers of Enemy Stands." said Nathan, explaining everything.
"Damn it…! Damn it….! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Jonny screamed, losing his composure. "If I can't use my Stand Power, I'll just beat you all to death instead!"
[Silent Night] then traded blows with [Star Platinum] and [Shining Diamond]
"We won't let you take your anger out on the kids of this town, pal!" said Josuke, as [Shining Diamond] broke Jonny's gourd helmet.
"You think you're big!?" said Jonny, glaring daggers at Josuke. "Let's see what happens when I rip that motley-looking butt-ass-fugly wig off your scalp by the damn roots!"
"What the fuck did you JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?" Josuke snarled, as he flew into a blind rage, and [Shining Diamond] managed to damage [Silent Night], causing Jonny's arms to bleed.
"Here's a fun fact for ya, peach-head." said Eddy, smirking. "Any damage that's inflicted onto a Stand is ALSO inflicted onto it's user!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jonny screamed, completely engulfed in rage. "I WON'T FUCKING STAND FOR THIS! I WON'T, AND I REPEAT WON'T BE HUMILIATED BY YOU PILES OF GUTTER TRASH!"
"You mad, bro? LOL." said Eddy, trolling Jonny a little.
"THAT TEARS IT! You're all gonna die here and now!" Jonny snarled, as [Star Platinum] then cracked him in the jaw, breaking some teeth.
"You're about to be put in your damn place, peach-fuzz head." said Eddy, cracking his knuckles.
"Say your prayers." said Josuke.
"[ROUGH DIAMOND]!"
"[MIDNIGHT BLUE]!"
"[STAR PLATINUM]!"
"[SHINING DIAMOND]!"
"[STONE OCEAN]!"
"[SIMPLE & CLEAN]!"
"[ONE DIRECTION]!"
"[SMOOTH CRIMINAL]!"
"[MONSTER MASH]!"
"[CRYSTAL KING]!"
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!"
"ATCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHOCHO!"
"DURARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!"
"KACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHINGKACHING!"
"SUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBOSUBO!"
"ZURARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARAAAH!"
"ORAAAHHH!"
"DORAAAHHH!"
"ATCHOOH!"
"DURYAAAHHH!"
"ZURYAHH!"
"KACHING!"
"SUBOROWA!"
A flurry of different colored spectral fists thrashed and bashed Jonny within an inch of his life with a barrage of consecutive punches, before sending him through several trees.
"I'm sorry this had to happen, Jonny." said Edd, as he knelt down to Jonny. "If anything, I also wish things were different."
Jonny then burst into tears, sobbing.
Name: Jonathan 'Jonny 2x4' Bailey, AKA The Gourd
User of the Stand. [Silent Night]
Rendered unable to fight anymore, due to several injuries
Status:
OUT OF COMMISSION! (RETIRED!)
Later, it shows the Eds and the Cul-de-sac Kids boarding the Starchaser, even Jonny, who had made a full recovery was coming along. It was also revealed that the Kanker Sisters had joined DIO's forces to try and claim the Eds as their boyfriends by force.
"Looks like our next destination is the universe of Rising Of The Shield Hero." said Raymond, announcing the group's next stop. Once everyone got onboard, the ships all flew through a dimensional rift.
(End of Chapter 36)
(Cue Ending Song: "Clear Mind" by Masaaki Endoh)
Karamitsuku jikan furikitte
Genkai made buttobashite
Girigiri no omoi tsunai dara iku no sa MY WAY
Akaku tagiru jounetsu daite
MONOKURO no keshiki wo nuke tara
NON-STOP de ikkini oikoshite ike
Dare yori mo hayaku tadori tsuki tai
Mamoru beki hito ga irukara
CRAZY, KEEP ON DRIVING! Motto hageshiku
Hashire furikaeru koto nante deki nai ONE- WAY ROAD
KEEP ON BURNING SOUL! Atsuku moyashite
Arashi no you ni subete wo kechira se FULL-THROTTLE de
Iku ze CLEAR MIND
(End of ED)
Next time, on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Dimensional Warriors, Jotham and co. arrive in the universe of Rising Of The Shield Hero, where they meet the 'Shield Hero', Naofumi Iwatani, and his traveling companions, as they learn that Naofumi's old foes, King Aultcray Melromarc and Princess Malty S. Melromarc, AKA 'Trash' and 'Bitch' are plotting their revenge against Naofumi for humiliating them. Even if it means razing the Kingdom of Melromarc to the ground. Will they be able to defeat the former king and princess of Melromarc? Get ready to find out in Chapter 37: Meeting The Shield Hero!