Like the Title Header below states, this is just a bit of crack I cam up with years ago. It seemed hilarious at the time. Still tickles me today. My apologies for the spelling/spacing typoes and what not. I wrote it in kinda a rush.

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Freeverse: Harry faces of with Voldemort, and with the help of his friends he is defeated! No pairings.

Harry has defeated Voldemort, but has been left high and dry by his boyfriend and best friend, who are now engaged. They are in their last year of school and Harry is alone. Until a disheveled wizard appears claiming to be Salazar Slytherin. Nothing can ever be calm at Hogwarts, can it? Warnings inside.

Teddy disturbs the rhythm of Shell Cottage. Victoire/Teddy/Dominique

Ellos sabían que las incógnitas se forman en la cabeza de cualquiera y que un "a veces" es capaz de convertirse en un "por siempre". AU.

She's a not-exactly werewolf (that shouldn't really exist), but Luna's always believed in the nonexistent. /LunaLavender freeverse

In detention Hermione and Draco are tasked to find a rare flower. During their search. something strange happens and Hermione finds herself stuck with a 6 year old Draco Malfoy. Hermione find out that Draco's past is not all as its cut out to be. With the Golden Trio's help will they be able to help Draco and fix his tainted past? Dramione

Severus Snape punya ide untuk menghentikan kenakalan Harry dan Draco sampai mereka kapok.

The pair of the danced around each other. He cause she was his brother's best friend. She because of all the secrets she was holding and her own past. AU OOC and most definitely non canon!

Harry could only watch as his world came crashing down around him. This wasn't a battle he could fight. There were no villains, no monsters; these things just happen. Marriages fail, people grow apart, and eventually we all die. But even old and crippled Harry wasn't going down without a fight.

Remus, sweet Remus is love personified.:: Wolfstar freeverse for Sam.

Hermione slowly lowered her wand, "That was a year ago, how am I supposed to trust you Malfoy." Gently fingering the end of her loose braid, Draco murmured, "This. This is why you should trust me Granger." Letting go of her hair, he lifted his left arm and rolled up his sleeve, exposing the scar that raged against his pale skin-blood traitor. The war rages on. AU

Three kids come tumbling out of the common room fireplace. Two boys with jet black hair and a little girl with red hair. How will Harry and Ginny react to having kids in the future? Harry doesn't even like Ginny that way and Ginny is dating Dean! Family moments and eventually HxG

James returns to his childhood home the day of his parents' funeral. Rated for feels and some language. Oneshot.

What if Harry had a twin sister? What if she'd been in hiding with Sirius for 15 years? What if the outcome of OOTP was a little different thanks to this change? Some early Hinny romance some Romione too. Oh and George/OC! Slightly AU. My first fic! T for now, may become M. R&R Please!

"Dance with me," He said extending his hand towards her. This fic is about Hermione's realization of a very important truth of her life. Read and REVIEW.

"You will have your revenge, Harry Potter."

Todo mundo tem uma paixão quando é adolescente; para duas irmãs da Sonserina não é diferente. Todos os personagens e inspirações são baseados na obra de J.K. Rowling

When two worlds colide, everyone had better brace themselves for a wild ride. Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and NEVER EVER tell your cousins who you're dating. Another great story by Prongs!

Teddy Lupin isn't a bad person, really. It's just the wolf blood in him that makes him do all that stuff at the full moon. Teddy/Victoire. Teddy/Lily Luna. Warnings: mentions of rough sex - nothing explicit - and infidelity. Dedicated to Anna.

new girl at school, and two boys want her. my writing style is a bit dif but hope fully its not confusing. H: Hermione. D: Draco. K: Kristina. G: Ginny. HA or harry: Harry. R: is ron. N: Neville. and I think those are the main ones.

On the Battle Anniversary, Rose gets a lesson on death and forgiveness. Written for the Camp Potter Archery challenge, read and review!

Viver em família não é fácil. Um desabafo de um amigo para outro

Traducción Autorizada por Malfoy's Mistress. Lucius llega retrasado.