A collection of the oddest, the weirdest, and the funniest pairings because why not? For Paula. Rated T just in case. Chapter One: Vernon/Luna

"You want to say, no, of course, she didn't but your mind is being rational, telling you yes, of course she did." Rowena Ravenclaw written for various challenges at the HPFC.

Es el sexto cumpleaños de Merope y como suponía: ni su hermano ni su padre se habían percatado que hoy era su sexto cumpleaños.

Eileen Prince should have been Mrs. Alphard Black, but destiny got in the way. Rated for violence and abuse, and sex in later chapters.

Well, this is just a cute little one-shot about Tom thinking that everyone forgets his birthday and hoping that at least Harry would remember. ONESHOT. COMPLETE. My first attempt at writing something romantic (hope it works!). Warnings:- contains slash, HPTMR, soul-bond between Harry and Tom, Harry/Tom... hope I've made myself clear.

I really hated my lack of self control. Just like every other girl in the room, I allowed my eyes to wander to his seat at the back of the room. And I think I lost my sanity momentarily when he met my gaze for a second. BlaiseXOC PRE-OOTP

Harry Potter is a happy man, at least, he considers himself one. He's a handsome Quidditch star, a powerful and accomplished wizard. Volemort is gone, he has great friends and leads a very quiet and quaint life off the pitch and out of the lime light. So why does it feel like something is missing? When all there is to life if Quidditch, isn't that all you need?

The Battle of Hogwarts has been over for a year and Hermione Granger is left feeling heartbroken and burdened with the pain of regret. She never got the chance to tell Fred Weasley how she truly felt. But when Professor McGonagall turns up at the Burrow with an old Time Turner and a warning, Hermione is given a choice. What would the old Hermione Granger do?

For the above-named prompt in eemmaatt33's Philosopher's Stone Competition. Accidental magic: James is being a git and Lily has a very dramatic way of stopping him.

What would the world be like if Lily and James were still alive? Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Hannah Abbot are all friends long before they go to Hogwarts, and many surprises are insured. HP/HG

If there was one thing from the muggle world Draco had grown accustomed to, it was peppermint and now he smelled like it. How sexy, Toothpaste Malfoy.

Does he ever regret it? Either way he wakes up each night in a cold tremor

Les tribulations de Henri Potier et ses camarades.

Grief. George Weasley has had enough of it. But just when he thinks he can take no more of the void that now rests inside him he is pleasantly surprised and all of sudden everything doesn't seem as lonely. Everyone believes what he is hearing to be a trick and nothing more, a coping mechanism. Are the things George hears real or is it just another cruel hand dealt by Grief?

Que Fleur pidiera a Bill que le enseñase inglés no era sólo una excusa para pasar más tiempo con él. Realmente quería dominar el idioma. Y lo consiguió. Bueno, casi del todo.

Regulus had always been fascinated by the Potions prodigy, and his wish is to become his friend. Yet, he can't ignore his feelings for him. Severus/Regulus

Hermione and Draco are meant to be enemies but how much longer will they be able to resist each other? Will their love survive or will it blow up in their faces?

Hermione is Remus Lupin's mate. She can deal with that. Remus and Tonks get married and have Teddy. She can deal with that. They die and leave Teddy with her. She can deal with that. Dumbledore can't, convinced that he can change the number of deaths that occured during the Final Battle he sends Hermione and Teddy back in time to where Remus was 18 and didn't know Tonks . . . . .

Lily has always hated James. Ever since he first spoke on the train to Hogwarts first year. But something in her changes in fifth year. She tries to deny it and succeeds somewhat for two years, but what will happen when she and James are chosen to be the Heads of Hogwarts? Lily and James figure things out in their naive world consisting of magic in more ways than one in this tale.

"If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked." - Gia Carangi -

Czy ślizgon pogodzi się z uczuciem jakim się go obdarza?

Esme Morris is back in her second year at Hogwarts! This time, Esme finds herself once more in the presence of the mysterious Draco Malfoy, and he sets her an... unusual task. This year she is a stowaway, and finds herself as the stunt-double for an underestimated french girl who's intentions may be darker then they seem... Second book of the Esme Morris series!

Tout avait commencé parce une parole. Une stupide parole. Qui aurait cru que ça allait prendre cette ampleur ? Que le monde entier en serait affecté ? Pourtant, elle devra faire un choix. Et ce choix changera tout.

(Co-written with Cricket the Clarinetist.) THIS IS WAR, PEOPLE, WAR! TWO TEAMS, 7 DIFFERENT STORIES, AND HUMOR HUMOR HUMOR! What happens when Kat and Issy, two BFFs, decide to start a war against each other? And the teams consist of Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Santa Claus, and a mini clay dragon? Plus the Avengers? Chaos, that's what!

One summer's day in Hogwarts, everyone, even Draco, has gathered together to play Truth or dare. Secretly though, every single one of them has fallen for another person in the group. Except Cedric of course. Cedric's in love with himself. But what will happen when the game forces each and every one of them to reveal their true feelings? *FINISHED*