Fred tries to teach George the difference between British and typically American dialogue, without sounding like Percy. Funny consequences. Oneshot. a/n - it says 'humor' on the category...in Britain, it's humour! xx

Remus' thoughts, in journal form, over the years about a certain red-head.

I gaped at him, my eyes running over his muscular arms and tight abs. A smirk appeared on his face at my obvious appreciation snapping me out of my trance, allowing me the chance to scream at him "JAMES SIRIUS POTTER, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW!"

Neville is the BWL. Harry's a normal kid with a normal life, until he gets to Hogwarts and his sorting goes wrong. Head Auror James Potter's kid, a Hufflepuff? Plus, turns out being the BWL's best mate involves a lot more than sharing lessons - they say You-Know-Who's back in town. What's a kid to do with all this trouble? Follow the Marauders' #1 Rule: jump in head first.

The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he is willing, in great crisis, to give even his life- knowing that under certain conditions it is not worthwhile to live.- Aristotle

What if Rose Potter of the famous badfic "The Girl Who Lived" had been a boy named Harry? All the laughs of the original fic with a Y chromosome! Contains superpowers, axe-crazy protagonists, constant hints and denials of homosexuality, and naked druids. Grammar is fixed, and plagiarism has been replaced with random rants. Like no parody you've ever read before!

Lucius Malfoy had sent Hermione Granger flowers. Written for a Shiv5468 prompt-meme. My Prompt: A bouquet using the language of flowers - what does it say? This is what came of that. Not DH compliant, set after the Department of Mysteries. One-shot.

Ginny Weasley fell in love with Harry Potter the moment she saw him the first time. When her brother comes back from his first year with Harry, Ginny can't help but look at a certain picture of him again and again - until...

" A wful things have happened when wizards have meddled with time…" PoA, p. 292 So, what might happen if a muggle meddles with it? An evening's events at the beginning of Harry Potter's fifth year in Hogwarts can reveal more than he bargained for.

Alternate universe where a Harry Potter with no confidence or self-esteem arrives at Hogwarts in 1991. Highlights of some of the key moments of the autumn term of 1991. Characters and events which diverge from canon. Punctuation corrections, 2nd October, 2014.

On her trip to France Hermione Granger stumbles upon a curious place and trespasses on a fairy circle, gaining her the Veela's Curse.

Severus estuvo a un paso de morir, pero un ángel le devolvió la vida, y las ganas de amar. Precuela de Agonía Respuesta al reto Bruj@s y Muggles de La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black

AU. As Nymphadora Tonks sits in a pew at Remus Lupin's funeral, she can't believe she's a widow. After all she did to convince him that he deserved to be loved, and he'd finally accepted it, they were ripped apart. But she vows to herself that she will do all she can to take care of their beautiful infant son Teddy, and make her husband proud.

AU. Everything I touch, I destroy, Remus muses as he sits in a pew at Nymphadora Tonks's funeral. As he gazes at Teddy, who is being held in Andromeda's arms, he doesn't know if he can take care of him, because he'll only destroy him, too.

The war has ended but the story has not. Watch Draco, Hermione, Ginny, Ron and Harry and they go forward with their lives and try to grow up with a world of emotions still surrounding them. Draco and Hermione hate each other but as they are about to discover there is a very thin line between hate and love. Based on the Shakespeare play of the same name.

Marlene won't admit her feelings because she won't lose this friendship for anything in the world. : "So Marlene just pretends that she isn't in love with her best friend." : unrequited LilyMarlene

The best thing the Dursleys ever did for Harry was leaving him at the Circus. Given the chance to succeed, to learn amazing things from many amazing people, and become a magnificent showman, Harry is not anything like the wizarding world expected. When Harry brings the show to Hogwarts its only a matter of time before something totally unexpected happens. It's SHOWTIME!

Harry teaches Draco about a piece of muggle technology, and ruffles Hermione's feathers.

El uso que Harry le dio a su capa invisible y que Rowling nunca confeso.

Hermione arrives to school in her final year more confident than ever. Malfoy knows something she doesn't. Rated M because I have a Trelawney vibe of future lemons. Perfect mix of humor and angst.

Narcissa sonríe levemente, pero luego recuerda y el corazón se le encoge de repente. Bella nunca volverá a contarle una historia de terror, porque está muerta, y Andy nunca volverá a cantarle canciones de cuna, porque para ella Narcissa no es más que un recuerdo. Reto "Heridas de guerra" para el foro La Sala de los Menesteres

Une dernière année à Poudlard. Une année sans voldemort. Une année en compagnie d'adolescents libérés et complètement déjantés !

Bitterness imprisons life; love releases it. Bitterness paralyzes life; love empowers it. Bitterness sours life; love sweetens it. Bitterness sickens life; love heals it. Bitterness blinds life; love anoints its eyes. 7th Year, Post War.Dramione!Veela.

Hannah Abbot no se fiaba de esa sala, pero si era necesario lo superaría y sería Griffindor por un día

On her first full day back at Hogwarts, what did Cho think of her first class with Professor Umbridge? How did it feel to get back into the swing of things, to experience Hogwarts again, and all the painful memories it brought? Out of everything that was going on, she dearly wishes she didn't have to deal with this Defense teacher.