Back in the story; the bus parked in front of a museum and the campers and male camp counselor exited the bus before it drove off.
"Here we are, the history museum. Isn't this exciting?" said the counselor.
Everyone groaned sadly.
"I'd rather be at a funeral." said a camper.
Sonic and Penny looked at the other side of the street.
"Look, funeral's letting out." said Sonic.
Everyone looked at a church happily and saw a bunch of people walking out of it with four people carrying a coffin.
"Hopefully something goes wrong with this funeral besides someone dying." said Penny.
The counselor became mad.
"Hey, that's not very nice, you should respect the dead. It's not like that funeral's going to go wrong with one of the handles breaking off, causing the coffin to slide down the stairs, hit a car, knocking the dead body out and falls head first into the sewer." said the counselor.
But then a coffin handle broke, causing the coffin to fall to the ground and slide down the stairs where it then hit a limo, knocking the dead body out where it flipped in the air several times before falling head first into the sewer where a splash was heard.
The children cheered while the counselor was shocked.
"Nice, you tempted fate by making a reference to Mouse Hunt." said Sonic.
The flashback froze.
"Wait a minute." said Axel's voice.
Back in reality; Axel was annoyed.
"You actually saw a funeral where that happened? Couldn't have been that funny. And I never saw the movie." said Axel.
Zee then pulled out his smartphone and showed Axel the first scene from the film Mouse Hunt.
Axel laughed.
"Ok that's funny!" She said.
"Gotta love a good Nathan Lane film." said Zee.
Back in the story; all the campers were in the museum looking very bored.
Sonic and Penny were looking around and noticed a janitor pushing a cart of cleaning supplies around and walked towards a garbage chute before dumping some garbage down it and walked away from it.
"There we go, that's the way we sneak out." said Sonic.
Penny saw this and smiled.
"Better than nothing." Said Penny.
The two ran to the trash chute and looked around to see if anyone was looking.
Sonic climbed up to the chute and slid down it.
The hedgehog reached the bottom and put his feet on both sides of a dumpster at the bottom of the chute and banged on the chute.
Sliding sounds were heard and Penny landed in Sonic's arms.
Penny blushed and Sonic smiled.
"Hey, going my way?" said Sonic.
"I guess so." said Penny.
Sonic placed her on the ground outside the dumpster before he leaped off it as well.
"Now let's see, there's got to be some place in this city where we can get one of the three items needed for the customer." said Sonic.
The two looked around and noticed a Dave and Buster's nearby.
"How about that arcade?" said Penny.
"Gee, I don't know. Are we really desperate enough to get an electronic from an arcade like that?" said Sonic.
He and Penny then pulled out Dave and Buster power cards while smiling.
"YES WE ARE!" the two yelled.
The two ran towards the building before the flashback ended.
"Hold on." said Hailey's voice.
Back in the present; everyone was looking at Hailey.
"You two actually went into a Dave and Busters?" said Hailey.
"Yes." said Penny.
"Played a bunch of arcade games for digital tickets?" said Hailey.
"Yes." said Sonic.
"To get a Nintendo Switch Lite?" said Hailey.
"Yes." said Penny.
"Without any adult supervision?" said Hailey.
"Yes." Sonic and Penny said at once.
"And you two didn't get caught?" asked Hailey.
"Yes." Sonic and Penny said at once.
The group stared at Sonic and Penny.
"Cool." said Scott.
"How exactly did you get into Dave and Buster's without an adult?" said Hailey.
Sonic and Penny looked at each other.
Back in the story; Sonic was inflating an inflatable human floaty to full capacity before he and Penny put a tall tan trench coat and hat on the floaty.
Back in the present; Hailey's eye twitched.
"I shouldn't have asked." said Hailey.
"Did you get that from Airplane?" asked Beta.
Everyone looked at the bear.
"What, That was interesting." He said.
"We were ten at the time, you think we would have been allowed to see a PG rated parody of Airport? Especially since there's a pair of fully exposed breasts in the film." said Penny.
"What about with Adult Supervision?" asked Beta.
Outside it was quiet and seconds later Beta was thrown out.
"YAAAAA!" yelled the Teddy Bear.
Inside it was revealed that Scott threw Beta out.
"I'm pretty sure even Sonic and Penny had their limits to such a thing." said Scott.
Back in the story; Sonic and Penny took the inflatable man into the Dave and Busters and over to some Skee Ball games.
The two swiped their cards on different games and started playing.
"You think we'll be caught?" said Penny.
Sonic chuckled.
"Please, by the time the people here realize what's going on, we'll have already left with a Switch Lite." said Sonic.
"Fair enough." said Penny.
Sonic rolled his balls into every hole that gave huge points.
Sonic cheered.
"I am good at this. Especially the Speed of Light game." said Sonic.
Penny giggled.
"I'm still curious about why arcades are no longer doing coin operated games that give out paper tickets." said Penny.
"They're getting with the times." said Sonic.
"Everyone is." said Penny.
Back in the present; everyone was now eating some pizza.
"Arcades always using digital currency and tickets for fun. That's just weird." said Scott.
"Have you even seen the new Superman show? It's weird that it makes Lois instantly attracted to Clark Kent since most films and shows establish that she doesn't give a rats ass about the mild mannered newspaper reporter while favoring Superman." said Sonic.
"Even I know that!" spoke Beta who came in.
"Ans let's not forget that this version of Vicki Vale is like a female J Jonah Jameson from SpiderMan!" spoke Scott
Everyone looked at him.
"She wanted to ruin SuperMan's reputation and exploited it to get a promotion talk about a low blow!" spine Scott.
"As much as I hate to admit it the buffoon is right on that version of Vickie Vale!" He said.
Back in the story; Sonic finished the Speed of Light game and got the jackpot.
"Yes, another jackpot." Said Sonic.
Penny whistled.
"How are you so good at this?" Said Penny.
"Superspeed." Said Sonic, "Now let's get that Switch and copy of SSBU."
The two walked over to the Winners Circle with the inflatable man before walking out of it with a turquoise Nintendo Switch Lite and copy of SSBU before leaving the arcade.
A worker sighed.
"Now there's a family that I never thought I'd see. A blue hedgehog and a human girl as well as their-"the worker said before realizing what just happened and became mad, "MOTHERFUCKER, I'VE BEEN TRICKED BY ANOTHER GROUP OF KIDS USING AN INFLATABLE HUMAN!"
Back in reality; the others were confused.
"Another group of kids, that wasn't the first time someone fell for that trick?" Said Hailey.
"Apparently not. There were other kids who pulled the same stunt before us." said Penny.
"If it were a Chuck E Cheese's, we'd have been fine. But we'd have also been a while longer trying to get a Nintendo Switch." said Sonic.
He pulled out some weird Game Boy like system.
"You should see the replica's of handheld gaming systems coming out these days." said Sonic.
Penny nodded.
"I've seen those things on Amazon." said Penny.
"You should see those gaming sticks that can plug into an HDMI outlet. I've got one that I can play Namco made games." said Roger.
He held his left hand up before it turned into a Pac Man symbol.
"This is as crazy as that Beware of Dog Sign Beta and I saw!" spoke Scott
Cutaway Gag
Scott and Beta were walking by a house and saw a sign that said 'Beware of Dog'.
"You think that's serious?" said Beta.
"It's probably just a trick to fool suspecting criminals." said Scott.
The two then saw a sign that said 'I mean it, I do have a dangerous dog'.
The two looked at each other.
"Ok I'm getting scared now!" spoke Scott.
"Yeah, well I can take care of this mutt!" spoke Beta.
Then they saw a sign that said 'Okay, there isn't really a dog. I just wrote those signs to trick criminals.'
Now the two got mad.
"Now that's just mean!" spoke Scott
"But Clever." spoke Beta
They went and saw another Sign and it read: I wanted a dog but NOOOOOOOO too Stinky my mother said!"
Now the two looked shocked.
"That mom sounds like Hailey's Mom." said Scott
"I gotta agree there." said Beta.
They saw another sign and it said: WELL ILL SHOW YOU MOTHER! ILL SHOW YOU ALL!
Now the two got scared.
"That can't be good." said Beta.
The two then saw the severed head of an old lady on a pole, shocking the two some more.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone was very bothered by the cutaway.
"Dare I ask if it came from one of those adult animated shows?" said Sonic.
"Garfield actually." said Scott.
Zee chuckled.
"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time a Nickelodeon owned show or film made a joke meant for older audiences. I'd only one the one nickel." said Zee.
Everyone became confused.
"Wait, just one nickel?" said Hailey.
"I haven't really seen any shows or films rated TV-PG, TV-14, or even PG-13." said Zee.
"What about those Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies?" said Roger.
Zee was shocked.
"Right." said Zee.
Interview Gag
"I forgot about those Michael Bay Ninja Turtle films." said Zee.
End Interview Gag
Back in the story; Sonic and Penny walked out of a Wendy's with two Wendy's fast food bags and two Frosty's in hand.
Penny smiled.
"Now this is what I call lunch." said Penny.
"Sure beats those situations that aren't always life or death." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
On a mountain; a skier was rubbing his lips as Goofy dressed as a ski patrol member appeared.
"Some situations on the ski slope aren't always about life or death. For example, chapped lips are the result of one's lips being exposed to the cold temperatures for to long. Fortunately, we've got the way to combat it." said the Goofy short narrator.
Goofy pulled out a stick of chapstick.
"Chapstick. Frist, remove the top, second, roll the stick out to reveal the chapstick, third, apply liberally to the lips, finally, put the chapstick back in place followed by the cap, no one likes dried up chapstick." the narrator said as Goofy followed the steps perfectly.
End Cutaway Gag
"No one likes chapped lips." said Sonic.
Back in reality; everyone was confused.
"What, no mishap in classic Goofy style?" said Scott.
"Not after the Wowza reply the co author made about that Ski Patrol Happy Tree Friends short." said Sonic, "Main author basically decides not to use cutaways if there's either no reply, or a terrible reply."
"Even to the deleted PM of Darkwing Duck doing the Batman TAS intro pose?" said Scott.
"Even to the deleted PM of Darkwing Duck doing the Batman TAS intro pose." said Sonic.
Back in the story; Penny was confused.
"What, no mishap in classic Goofy style or in that one blue moose from Happy Tree Friends style?" said Penny.
"Somehow I get the feeling that the co author would reply Wowza to some bloody ski patrol training video on Youtube which'll lead to the main author deleting the private message and not want to do a cutaway involving that video. Not even if the co author decided to do a film review of that video." said Sonic.
"Fair enough." said Penny.
The two then went to a park bench and sat down before pulling out cheese burgers from their fast food bags and started eating them.
Sonic smiled.
"Oh yeah, these burgers are good." said Sonic.
"Mmm, gotta love Wendy's." said Penny.
"Shame that we can't get triple stack burgers." said Sonic.
Penny looked at Sonic.
"I can't, but you could. You've got an incredible metabolism because you run around so much." said Penny.
The hedgehog then pulled out a Dave's Triple Stack burger and a Baconator Double Stack from his bag.
"You should see the one burger I had before coming to camp." said Sonic.
"What kind of burger was that?" said Penny.
"A double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." said Sonic.
Penny is shocked by that.
In the real world; everyone was shocked.
"What exactly is that?" said Zee.
"Six all beef patties with everything, Texas toast instead of buns, four times the patties and cheese, cooked in mustard, pickles, grilled onions, additional spread, extra toast with jelly, a glass of orange juice to drink, lightly buttered, extra onions, patties well done, with extra sauce." said Sonic.
"That sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen." said Roger.
Then a Grub Hub worker appeared.
"I got one double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." said the worker.
Sonic took the burger and orange juice before the worker walked off.
"How'd you even survive eating that thing without getting a heart attack?" said Axel.
Sonic squeezed the burger down to regular eating size before eating the whole thing in one bite followed by drinking the orange juice.
Rumbling sounds were heard before Sonic ran off as a loud farting sound was heard before he returned.
"Ran around the entire world 72 times without stopping." said Sonic.
He then let out a huge burp that hit Roger and blew out his right eye which then landed on the foosball table.
Everyone noticed it and screamed in shock.
But the meerkat picked it up.
"What, what, like no one has ever seen anyone with a glass eye, much less a robotic eye." said Roger.
Everyone became more shocked as the black part of Roger's fake eye glowed red.
"Robotic eye? What the fuck?" said Hailey.
Axel glared at Roger as he was putting the fake eye back in the right eye socket.
"Is there a reason you never told anyone one of your eyes was a fake?" said Axel.
"Probably the same reason you never told us you didn't have a fake eye." answered Roger.
"Fair enough." said Axel.
Interview Gag
First was Roger.
"Yeah I forgot to mention back in the fanfic I first appeared in that I actually had a robotic eye, much less the one where I got the robotic arm." said Roger.
He then removed the fake eye.
"Besides, this thing is the reason why I'm such a good aim. I'm basically the love child of Bullseye, Hawkeye, and Green Arrow." said Roger, "Besides, now everyone else will want to know the story to how I lost my first eye."
He put the robotic eye back in the right eye socket.
"I was actually born with one eye. But everyone's going to want to hear a really awesome story." said Roger.
Next was Zee who was chuckling.
"Wow dude, Roger Dodger had a false robotic eye this whole time. I'm sure he'll have an interesting story about how he lost it. Or he has a medical condition called Cyclopia which means he shouldn't have survived child birth or some shpeal. I don't really know much." said Zee.
Lastly was a slightly bothered Axel.
"I'm so bothered by what I just saw that I'm at a loss for words right now." Said Axel.
End Interview Gag
Roger was looking at his reflection through his phones selfie camera and noticed his robotic eye was still red and tapped it, turning it back to regular flesh looking colored.
"Well that whole thing was very bizarre." said Hailey, "I swear, the more we see this guy, the more metal attachments he has."
"Have you seen that piece of shit Digimon movie from the turn of the century? It had a monster getting jiggy to Smash Mouth." said Roger.
"Good point." said Hailey.