Back in the story; Sonic and Penny had exited a Target store with a shopping bag.
Sonic smiled.
"Did we get all the electronics we needed from this place?" said Sonic.
Penny reached into one bag and pulled out some smart tablets and a copy of Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
"Yes we did." said Penny.
Sonic grinned.
"That's good to know." said Sonic.
He reached into one bag and pulled out a product called The Wrap it Up Box.
"Plus I came across this thing." said Sonic.
He pressed a button on the box and the words Wrap it Up started flashing as an awards show speech song started playing
"Why would you buy that anyways?" said Penny.
"So that Counselor Gerald could finish explaining every activity we do without drawing them out until meal time." said Sonic.
Penny nodded.
"Smart move." Said Penny.
"Smarter than people who engineer voice activated showers." Said Sonic.
Back in reality; everyone was confused.
"Voice activated showers?" Said Hailey.
"It's a very bad idea at best. I saw it on that short lived piece of shit show based off of Dilbert." Said Sonic.
"Boy, I know what you mean." Said Roger.
Flashback
In Roger's house; Hunter was in the bathroom and walked into the shower.
"99 degrees Fahrenheit." Said Hunter.
"99." A robotic voice said before the shower turned on.
Roger entered the room and noticed everything.
"Is it really that hard to use your hands?" Said Roger.
"No, unnecessary." Said Hunter.
"400." Roger said in Hunter's voice.
But the device did nothing.
Hunter chuckled.
"Jokes on you Roger, I had your cousin set this to respond only to the voice of the person in the shower and recognize the real voice and fake voice." Said Hunter.
Roger nodded.
"Nice, you think of everything." Roger said in his regular voice.
"Be prepared." Said Hunter.
"Just like with falling in love with a fat 11 year old girl?" Said Roger.
Hunter glared at Roger.
"Willow's not fat, she's big boned. And you know she's 14." Said Hunter.
"14." Said the robotic voice.
The shower became cold and Hunter screamed.
Hunter was frozen.
"99 99 99." Hunter said as the shower warmed up and thawed out Hunter.
He glared at Roger.
"Don't do that." said Hunter.
"How many outcomes did Doctor Strange see in Avengers Infinity War again?" said Roger.
14,000,605." said Hunter.
Outside the house; Hunter screamed loudly.
End Flashback
"Yeah, he's still very sweaty after that mishap." said Roger.
"I would never have done something that cruel. If I were in the shower and it was voice activated, I wouldn't be blurting out numbers after being tricked in such a way and-"Axel said as Penny pulled out the Wrap it Up box and Sonic pressed a button on it, making the words Wrap it Up flash and awards show speech song played out, silencing Axel.
Interview Gag
Sonic and Penny were in the confessional.
"Yeah, we kept that Wrap it Up Box." said Penny.
"It seemed like a good idea." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Axel grabbed the Wrap it Up Box and smashed it on Scott's head.
But then Penny pulled out another Wrap it Up Box, but instead of pushing the button on it, put it on a table.
"Anyways." said Penny.
Back in the story; Sonic and Penny walked down a sidewalk.
"We'd better get back to the museum before counselor Gerald notices that we're gone." said Penny.
Sonic nodded.
"Good call, at least we'll be there in no time and not have to hitchhike all the way back. Otherwise we'd be reenacting that one hitchhiking scene from the original Digimon anime." said Sonic.
"The original Japanese version or the English dub where the one guy was changed from a stranger to Sora's cousin?" said Penny.
"Does it matter?" said Sonic.
Penny did some thinking.
"Good point." said Penny.
She then climbed on Sonic's back before he grabbed hold of her legs.
"So glad we're not hitchhiking right now." said Sonic.
He ran off.
Back in reality; everyone was confused.
"Do I dare to view the original Japanese version of that one Digimon episode?" said Scott.
"NO!" everyone said.
"Eh I'll do it anyway." He said.
"Somehow I don't think he'll see a problem with a very young and hot flirtatious girl wanting to pick up an 11 year old hitchhiker or even a complete stranger stopping for two little girls hitchhiking." said Roger.
"But you gotta admit that scene was very funny in the English dub despite some of the scenes being removed." said Zee.
Everyone nodded.
"That was probably the most funniest scene in the whole anime." said Hailey.
Sonic nodded.
"Yeah, but don't get me started on how Roger tried to get to New York the cheapest way possible." Said Sonic.
Flashback
At a city bench; Roger was jumping around the place trying to hail a vehicle as Sonic, Hailey, Scott, Luz, and Amity were watching in embarrassment.
"HEY, HELP, POLICE, MY CAT'S STUCK IN A TREE IN NEW YORK CITY AND I NEED A RIDE, HELP, STOP!" yelled Roger.
"This is his idea of getting to New York without paying for a ride?" Said Sonic.
"At this rate, he'll be arrested for disturbing the peace." Said Hailey.
End Flashback
"That was pretty stupid." said Sonic.
Roger grumbled.
"Don't remind me." said Roger.
Back in the story; a group of masked thugs arrived at a building of sorts and two of them were carrying someone who had a bag over their head.
"Get moving." said a thug.
"When my father finds out about this, he'll have the whole United States Army coming after you." the person with a bag over their head said with a female voice.
Another thug chuckled.
"Nice, a daughter of someone in the military. This'll give us big bucks." said another thug.
The female grumbled.
"This sucks." said the female.
"Get used to it sweetheart. It's not like you're going to be saved by the niece of a very popular robotic cop and a blue hedgehog with superspeed." Said another thug.
A record scratching sound was heard as everything froze in place.
"Wait, wait, wait." Said Axel's voice.
The story stopped and everyone was confused.
"There's no way any of the thugs said all that." Said Axel.
Sonic and Penny became deadpanned.
"We're just guessing that's what happened." Said Penny.
"And I own a cat that was a warlock before being punished for world domination." Said Sonic.
Then Salem walked in the room talking on an iPhone 15 Pro.
"Okay, fine, see ya." Said Salem.
He then turned off the phone before getting on his knees.
"NOOOOOOOO HO HO HO HO!" Yelled Salem.
Sonic groaned.
"Okay, what is it this time?" Said Sonic.
"I lost $750,000 on Draft Kings." Said Salem.
"$750,000, where'd you get that kind of money?" said Sonic.
"I stole every bit of money from Swiss Army's bank account." said Salem.
Sonic smiled.
"I should be mad but good going." He said.
"What, over the fact that I stole money from a professional contract assassin?" said Salem.
Sonic nodded.
"Yes." said Sonic.
"Honestly, that's the most fucked up thing anyone could do." said Roger.
Sonic looked at Roger.
"Rog, you're the last person who should be talking about how fucked up messing with an assassin is. You killed one just before arriving at a trial." said Sonic.
"And I still had my arm and leg at the time." said Roger.
He shook his head.
"Stupid Co Author for wanting to take those away!" He said.
"Well I'm glad he did, you look awesome with those." spoke Beta.
Sonic then thought of something.
"Wait a minute, I thought the main author was the one who took away your leg. The co author took away your arm." said Sonic.
"Honestly it's hard to know." spoke Scott. "Can we get back to the story?"
Back in the story; the thugs were sitting around the place as their hostage was placed in a locked room.
"So what now?" said one of the thugs.
"Now we wait for her father to call and we tell him our demands." said another thug.
The First Thug nodded but his belly growled.
"Lets order some lunch, I'm getting hungry and I'm in the mood for some Pizza!" He suggested.
"Are we going to kill the guy who delivers the pizza?" said the second thug.
"HELL FUCKING YEAH BIATCH!" yelled the first thug.
Everyone cheered.
"And when the IRS tries to audit us for the sudden money we made, will we tell them to fuck off?" said a third thug.
The first thug chuckled nervously.
"Yeah I don't think so." said the first thug.
"Right, those guys can nail you easily, even if you take an insanity plea." said the second thug.
"Oh fuck the IRS. Those guys haven't even audited me yet due to the insane amounts of alimony I pay my ex wife." said the third thug.
Everyone looked at the thug in confusion.
"It happened in Two and a Half Men." said the third thug.
"Why would the IRS audit someone for paying insane amounts of alimony that's more than what the person makes?" said the first thug.
"They're very strict." said the third thug.
"Yeah well I heard of this clown from Gotham City who is crazy enough to fight Batman, but draws the line at the Internal Revenue Service." Said a fourth thug.
Everyone nodded.
"Never cross the guys in suits who managed to nail the most deadly gangster in history for tax evasion." Said the third thug.
"Al Pacino?" said the second thug.
The first thug smacked the second thug.
"No you idiot, that's the actor from the movie Scarface." said the first thug.
Everyone nodded.
"You're thinking of Al Capone." said the third thug.
"That guy lost his criminal empire after being tried for tax evasion." said the fourth thug.
"What a dick that guy was." Said the first thug.
"He had so many political connections, and still got nailed." Said the third thug.
Everyone nodded.
"Just like the mob boss from Kangaroo Jack." Said the Fourth thug.
"Good film." said the second thug.
The villains got serious.
The first thug pulled out a pistol and a pistol cartridge before putting it in the weapon.
"Now lets kill anyone who shows up here." said the first thug.
Everyone cheered before a knocking was heard at the main door.
"Girl Scout cookies." said a little girl voice.
Outside the building; a girl scout was waiting outside with a wagon full of girl scout cookies.
A tiny door opened up and a hand holding a pistol emerged from it before shooting the girl in the head, making her drop dead.
Then the gun fired several more rounds at the little girl corpse before the main door opened up and the second thug emerged from it and pulled the wagon of Girl Scout cookies into the building.
The body was then set on fire before being reduced to nothing but ash.