Let's go and deal with those targets, and thanks again to "Avenger44" and "Pikapikauser4788" But this will kinda trail onward, to where the new episode is going to be, and how it will all be different as it goes down. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"More kills as usual and… A Call?"
(Somewhere outside of New Jersey.)
We are here, in this farmland, which has been ruined after the previous owner was killed along with his family, the one who murdered him decided to desecrate the farms and make it all burn to the ground, but only the house is burned to the ground.
The rest of the place, untouched and saved. The one who tried to destroy everything is Jack "Jelly" Jhones, and right now he is a heaping mess. Bloody and beaten, and his hands and feet missing and bleeding. The man has barbed chains around him as he is dragged.
He tries to scream for help, but his mouth has been sewn with nylon and the man is now chained onto a scarecrow, and the ones who have done this are Loona, Lincoln and Luna. The trio look to the man with red glowing eyes, and they are pissed off at what he has done.
Luna then looks to the sky. "Crows are coming, the murder of crows are coming." They then back away from this, and yet they record this moment as well. Crows come down, and they start to rip off pieces of this man and eat him alive. All Jack can do is scream in horror.
Loona scoffs, and she looks to her son who has the red soul orb. "We're gonna be here a while, kids. It'll be a while before these crows are done. For now, let the camera keep recording. We should see if there is anything else in the farm that is still…."
"No, there doesn't seem to be" they see Velvette go towards them. "Checked the barn, and sad to say that every farm animal is dead." This surprises them, then Velvette covers the bleeding man with grain and this makes the crows excited and continue to eat this man. "Apparently, he killed them all."
This is something they didn't see coming, and so Lincoln and Luna have an idea, and they go to the shed, and come back with grills. The crows don't bother with them and they turn on the gas powered grills below the scarecrow, giving off heat and cooking this man alive.
All Jack can do is scream as he is being tormented and eaten, and now getting cooked. Now it seems to lure in more and more crows. Luna growls. "This fucker deserves it. For everything he did here. Seems like we're doing some justice to those who have been tormented and killed by the wicked."
"Dang right" replied Lincoln. "Reminds me of the film, Saw, which is called Jigsaw. We speak for the dead." They then fist bump each other and watch as the target is getting torn apart.
Then Velvette asks. "So, you think the others are still busy with the other ones?"
(Somewhere South of California.)
We head to this abandoned cottage, and right now we see Millie and EveLynn, both enjoying their moment as they beat up a chained and tied up Edgar Jasper. Lucy is having her time and covering Igor Chambers in kerosene, and also he is bruised and bleeding. Moxxie is stuffing the burnt remains of Hugo Gunters in a sack.
Looks like the second team is already handling this one, and they managed to come in and torment these fuckers, and with the camera set up. Ruby comes down from upstairs, and she has a large sack. "Found the many things they have stolen, and it is a lot of cell phones in here."
Ruby then passes by the chained and tied up Basil Robins, and he struggles to be free and get out, but his mouth is gagged, and then Ruby slaps him in the face. "Shut up, and wait your turn. We'll deal with you later." She then checks on the camera, which is recording everything for the clients to see later.
Blitz has the flame thrower ready, and he snickers and smirks. "This is gonna be fun again. Alright, Luce Change, time to let me cook this son of a bitch alive. Get ready to grease the other guy."
Lucy is confused. "But, we're not using grease."
Blitz is about to burn Igor Chambers, but then his cell phone goes off. "And there goes the fucking fun. "Moxx, take over." He hands the flame thrower to Moxxie, and so he burns the man alive.
Blitz then answers his phone. "Yello? What is it?"
Asmodeus. "Is this- Fizz's former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sot of friend, Blitz? With the O, as silent?"
Blitz smirks. "Good one, also good to hear from ya sin lord. So, what the fuck is happening with you and why call me now? I am kinda in the middle of something." He then snickers seeing the target scream as he is being burned alive.
Asmodeus. "Ha! Sorry about that joke earlier, now all in all seriousness. Now, you have lived rent free in Fizz's head for years, so I can't help feel he values your take on things, and some other ordeals."
Blitz speaks. "Yeah I was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, like one time, he tried convincing me that juggling was cool, but it's only a little cool at best. Good times, dang fucking good times."
The others are confused hearing this and so they go back to what they're doing.
Asmodeus. "Look, he's deadset on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant."
Blitz doesn't seem shocked. "I know, Verosika told me about that and she is unknown on who he'll be competing against, but I know he will win as he always does."
Asmodeus. "Well, I was hoping that I would have some backup in convincing him that the whole thing is a big fucking waste of time."
Blitz is confused. "What? For reals? But, he's got this all wrapped up in a juggling performance that's a shit ton better than anyone else's. What the fuck is even going on with ya back there, Ozzie?"
Asmodeus. "First, don't call me Ozzie because only Fizz calls me that, and second: Mammon is a selfish, manipulative, piece of shit! And, Fizz doesn't wanna listen to me when I try to tell him that…"
Blitz then interrupts him. "I am known for my special skills of killing things without even giving a fucks, and also when teaming up with the fam because it's what we fucking do, and also pointing out other people's flaws…. You know, we'll do this shit. I'll have the rest of the team informed, and we'll be there."
Asmodeus. "Thank Satan, and thank you Blitz. This has to be something, that I was not involved. I don't want Fizz getting too upset, with my concerns."
"Don't worry a thing, big man. We got this and he won't even fucking know. Alright, see ya tomorrow, bye!" Blitz then puts his phone away and he looks to the others. "Guys! Let's finish this shit up, and get ready for tomorrow! Because we're gonna be body guarding Fizzarolli at the Greed Ring's Yearly Clowning Pageant!"
They all stop what they're doing and are confused. "Wait, what?"
"To be continued folks!"
A/N: Targets done, and all suffering, but it seems like a call has been made for them to answer and see it through. Yup, the next chapter is time for what we have seen from the new Helluva Boss Episode! I hope that you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 11/01/23.