Now, Luan was preparing for a big musical extravaganza, as she placed an instrumental music CD in the stereo. "Maestro!", she announced, and the song started to play, as she started to sing.
"I know it is wet, and the sun is not sunny. But we can have lots of good fun that is funny.", Luan sang, to which the others gave bored expressions. "It's fun to have fun, but you got to know how!", she sang, holding a note.
Suddenly, she started to cough, and then said, "Just need to moisten up my throat a little.", as she used breath spray. "Hey, that's mine!", Lola said, to which Luan interrupted, "Oh, sorry, here you go.", which made Lola annoyed.
"I know lots of good tricks, and I'll...", Luan tried to sing, before another voice said, "STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!". "Who said that?", Luan asked, to which the voice was soon revealed to belong to Todd.
"Me. Remember, Todd?", Todd said, with annoyance, "You've invented me a long time ago, put me to good use, and then NOTHING!", he screamed. "Todd, you can talk.", Lisa said, "And I haven't put any inputs in you.".
"Of course he can talk.", Luan said, "But is he saying anything? No he's not.". "Can it!", Todd interrupted, "Luan right here, shouldn't be acting out, while Mother and Father are out.", he rhymed. "Come on guys,", Luan said, "You're going to listen to him? He's a robot for crying out loud!", before doing her signature laugh.
Now the lights went out, and everyone heard the sound of castanets upstairs. At the top of the stairway, Luan is shown wearing a salsa outfit, that is complete with a fruit hat on her head, and an outfit similar to what Carmen Miranda would wear.
"There were these five kids, now where do I start. With one of them liking to do farts.", Luan sang, and as she goes down the stairs, Lori and Lincoln looked at her with shocked, and their jaws dropped, thinking it's the most bizarre thing they ever saw.
"One of them was messy, one liked shopping malls. And the male one went to a doctor, who cut off his b...", Luan sang, before pausing at one moment, due to the last word of the verse being a bit weird for her, as she embarrassingly stutters.
She then alludes it, by singing, "Boy! That wasn't fun, fun fun. They never learned you can have fun, fun, fun. But less is more. They may ship you off to school, so reign it in a little. We can't spell fun without U in the middle.".
Todd, who also noticed the musical number just said, "Human! Luan is currently violating...", he said as he calculated the number, "Seventeen of Mother and Father's rules.". Just then, Luan went to the phone and said, "City Morgue!", to which Todd said, "Eighteen!".
Now, Luan appears in a matadors outfit, with a bull right behind her. As she did some tricks, the bull charges towards her, and butts her across the room, before landing right behind her siblings. "How did a bull appear in the house?", Luna asked, to which Lynn Jr said, "I don't know, but that was so cool.".
Soon, Luan continued to sing, "There were these other kids, who thought they knew it all. With one who likes to text, that drives you up the wall.", to which at that moment, she steals Lori's phone, and now evades her like a charging bull would.
"One is the pageant's pet, one is the head of the class.", Luan continues to sing, "And it took a bunch of TNT, to kill the goth up her aah..", Luan paused again, after Lori successful got her phone back.
"Ask me, we're they fun, fun, fun? Not a chance, you can't have fun, fun, fun. You're so uptight. Loosen up, and lose those lists, life isn't such a riddle. You can't spell fun without U in the middle.", Luan sang, and then, back in her usual wear, balances on a ball.
"You can juggle, work, and play, but you have to know the way. You can keep afloat a wish, like I do with this fish.", Luan sang, as she grabbed a fishbowl from the table, as everyone soon gets excited by her talents.
"You can be a happy fella, someone throw me that umbrella, and that rake, that cake! Lifes what you make it.", Luan continued to sing. "So have fun, fun, fun. Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun. Just look at me! Fun, fun, fun! No more rain, look it's the sun, sun, sun.".
Soon, Luan was balancing everything while she was balancing on the ball herself. "I'm as happy as a clam, I'm as fit as a fiddle. Man, some kids will talk about you, while others might doubt you!", she sang.
She then takes a carton of milk and drinks it, before realizing something, "Milk?", she asked, "Big mistake!". "But remember this you can't have fun without...", Luan tried to sing, as Todd, who was also one of the things that Luan was balancing said, "I can't compute, I CAN'T COMPUTE! HELP, HELP!".
Now, her stomach all bloated, she said, "I knew that milk will come back to haunt me.", before burping in front of her siblings, and loses her balance, before regaining it, and sang, "U IN THE MIDDLE!", through a microphone, before doing a mic drop.
"Bravo, Luan.", Todd said, in a bored tone, "I think your siblings are smart enough, not to fall for your MTV style flash of expensive content, and moral values.". "That was cool!", Lincoln said, to which Lisa said, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but do it again.".
"I'd love too.", Luan said, "But the Tin Man is right, we should wait for Mom and Dad to get home.". "No!", Leni said, "You should give us more fun like that, please?".
"Okay.", Luan said, to which everyone cheered. "But...", Luan interrupted, "If I am going to show you all those fun things, there's something I have to show you.". "Something magical and full of wonder.", Luan teased.
Everyone was hoping that it would a VIP pass for Dairyland, or something similar to that, but instead, it was revealed to be lots of pages, placed on the table. "What's this?", Lana asked, to which Luan said it is a contract.
"You want us to sign this?", Lisa said, to which Luan said, "Just a formality really.". "Who are they?", Lucy asked, noticing three mustache men behind her. "Magical time traveling elves!", Luan cheered, to which everyone was confused.
"Okay.", Luan said, "They are my lawyers. Liability issues, litigious society, frivolous lawsuit, you understand.". "Well, possibly me.", Lisa said, "But not Leni.". "Anyway.", Luan interrupted, "This contract guarantees you can have all the fun you want, and nothing bad is ever gonna happen.".
"All the fun we want?!", Lincoln said with glee, to which Luan said, "Yep.". "Nothing bad will happen?", Lisa asked, and Luan replied, "Nope.".
Everyone soon grabbed a pen, and Lincoln said, "Come on Lisa, can't you at least do something spontaneous?". "Well,", Lisa sighed, "It goes against my better instincts, but...". "Fine.", she said with a small smile.
"Perfect.", Luan said, as each of the siblings signed their names on the contract. When Leni was about to sign her name, Luan said, "Not here.", notifying that an area of the contract literally stated, "Don't sign here.".
"Turn this over.", Luan said, as she accidentally revealed her birth certificate, and puts it away. "Scratch this.", Luan said to Lola, "Smell that.", she said to Lana. "And the oldest, must sign the bottom.", Luan said, to which Lori did just that.
After the signing of the contract, Luan said, "Let's get this party started.", before asking why her siblings aren't following her. "You know that Mother and Father don't want us in the living room today, or else.", Lisa explained.
"They're worried we'll mess up the couches by jumping on them, or something.", added Lincoln. "You know, they're right.", Luan said, "You can jump on these...". "Because,", she soon added, "They need some adjustments.".
"Yee-haw!", she said, in a dopey country accent, "Let's take a look under the hood.". Lana also agreed, and became Luan's assistant. "Just doing my job.", Lana said, before accidentally farting, "Sorry.".
"What else do we got here?", Luan said, as everyone just stared at the duo working on the couch. They soon pulled out a giant tennis racket from the cushions. "It's oversized! That's unusual.", Luan said.
"Here it is!", the duo said, pulling out a jack from the cushions, before an elephant trunk came out from the cushions. "Down Simba! Down Simba!", Lana cried, "Nice elephant.".
The elephant soon sprayed water at Luan and Lana. "Sprayed me, will ya!?", Luan said, as she wrestles with the trunk, before almost getting choked. "I'll save you!", Lynn Jr said, as she punches the trunk, making Luan free. "Thanks for the help.", Luan said.
"I'll be back in a sec.", she continued, even saying that she's their couch mechanic, and said they outta call Mrs Loudwrench. Soon, she was somewhat getting electrocuted, as smale comes from under the couch.
"Is everything okay under there, Luan?", Leni asked, to which Lana said, "Everything is fine. Luan knows exactly what she's doing.". Soon, Luan is done fixing up the couch, and she started to jump on the cushions.
"Come on guys,", Luan coaxed, "I can use a little company.". "What about Mother's party?", Lisa asked, to which Lincoln said, "What about it? We signed the contract!", and joined Luan.
Soon, everyone was jumping on the couch, except for Lisa. "One cushion left, Lisa!", Luan said, to which Lincoln said, "She'll never do it. She doesn't know how to have fun.".
"Fun?", Todd said, who is by Lisa, "Lisa, you better than fun, as fun is beneath you.". "Remember what Mother told you: 'No one sets foot in the living room.", even showing her some flashbacks.
Luan, who is tired of Todd's criticism, tossed him in a closet. "This is where she buried my prototype!", Todd said from behind the closet door.
"This is so much fun.", Lincoln said, to which Lola said, "It's like being in a circus!". "Yeah, but without those tortured animals or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.", Luan said, to which Lisa commented, "Oddly specific.", as she is shown on the fun side as well.
Soon, Morgan has entered the house, and noticed everyone jumping on the couch, to which she asked what's going on. "Oh, I was actually telling them to get OFF the couch.", Lisa said. "Let me tell you a secret.", Morgan said to Lisa.
"NOBODY LIKES A SUCK-UP!", she screamed, to which Lisa soon understood the accent and said, "Okay?". Soon, Morgan sneezed, and said, "What type of shampoo do you guys use.", telling them that she is allergic to some scent from certain shampoos.
She soon sneezed out of the house, which caused everyone to chuckle, and Luan was revealed to be on the roof. "You see, she never even knew. This is so much fun.", Luan said, until she sneezed, and she fell on the floor. "Are you okay.", Lori said, to which Luan said, "Yep, I'm okay.".