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Thank you for glancing at the legal-ese. Now onto the story.

Previously

"Why yes! In fact I wished to catch you before you left but it seems my worries of you leaving early were unfounded." Principal Nezu said, although I get the hint of worry. "Tell me Midoriya-chan, have you met All Might before?" He asked making my blood run cold.

Now in D- I mean this Idiot's Life.

"Why do you ask Nezu sir?" I ask internally panicking as I looked at him worried that the All Might of this universe was actually semi-competent in keeping track of who knew about Small Might.

"Well Midoriya-san, the reason I bring All Might up is because I believe you are trustworthy enough to tell this, considering you are Aizawa-san's personal student." Nezu says causing me to tense immensely thinking about what Nezu is going to say next looking at the princi- no rodent in his eyes seeing the sadistic glee in them. "But as I was saying All Might-san is..." He says as I feel like I am going to explode with nervousness.

"going to be teaching at UA!" Nezu says causing me to blank out.

"What?" I ask very confused while I faintly hear Nezu cackling.

"Yes! That is correct All Might shall be starting this year, and as much as he is a symbol All Might-san has little to no experience teaching anyone. So I was going to ask you, Midoriya-san, if you'd volunteer to help All Might 'learn the ropes' so to say!" Nezu says causing most of my tension to melt away. Although not all of it when an Idea hits me.

"Okay, but I have one condition Nezu-sensei." I say barely able to keep my mouth from splitting into a smile as he looks at me curiously.

Requirement: Acquire {The Chimera} Nezu's autograph (1/1)

Three more objectives. Could I have probably done this later and gained something better now? Probably. However doing it this way earns me two things one short term one long term. Progress and Goodwill. Tell me how many people in the anime ever ask for Nezu's autograph? How many people realize Nezu is a hero at all? With progress on Aura I stand a better chance not only surviving the events that come later but also...All Mights teaching. Yeah Imma be honest All Might is a great personal fitness instructor but not a good teacher. Rolling my shoulder as I board the train back home I think back on the day's events smiling at the progress I have to my future. Looking around in the train I am thrown off guard when I see a pair of black sclera looking at me.

"Woah! Your eyes are cool like mine! This is so dope!" I hear come from a very familiar pink skinned Bakusquad member. "My name's Mina Ashido!" She says as I smile behind my, well I'll just call it a faux mouth to keep it simple.

"Thanks Ashido-san I'm glad you like how I look!" I say trying to angle my eyes into the anime happy eye smile. Evidently I succeed as Mina starts to beam a very awkward Kirishima closely behind her. "My name is Izuma Midoriya, please just call me Izuma though!" I say with a smile as I keep an eye on the train station and what it's on. Can't be rude when nobody can see your pupils move...is this how Hagakure thinks when she avoids eye contact?

"Ah this is so sick! Can I ask what your quirk is? It'd probably be rude but I'm so curious!" Mina exclaims as I chuckle.

"Nah, it's fine Ash-"

"Mina, call me Mina. If I get to call you by your name you get to call me by mine!" Mina says with a smile pointing between her breasts at her heart.

"Alright Mina-san. My quirk actually came in quite late. Yesterday to be exact." I say seeing her eyes, and Kirishima's although I can't see him too well, widen dramatically.

"Woah! That's so cool!"

"Bro that is manly as hell!" I hear Kirishima say as we look at him, Mina with obvious mirth, and me with hidden mirth.

"Thank you..." I say trailing off as Kirishima's eyes widen.

"Ejiro Kirishima! I like things MANLY and don't like villains!" He expresses putting his thumb against his barreled chest.

Looking at them they do look different than their original counterparts. Mina seems almost exactly the same, besides her taste in fashion going from 80s to more 2000s impersonations of the 80s which is to say, much better. She also seems to have muscles on her body, not very visible with her pink skin but it seems more in line with break-dancers muscles. My guess is that this Mina doesn't have to forge papers or go to kiddy raves allowing her to break in a mosh-pit dance area much more easily then cannon Mina. Kirishima though looks more muscular than his cannon counterpart, probably stemming from the fact that it seems that these two are an Item if I am judging their cute matching phone cases correctly. He also seems to be wearing a dress shirt with the cuffs rolled up to his elbows and neat blue jeans on. Although it seems muscles aren't the only difference that this Kirishima has from cannon.

"So~" I hum looking at Mina and Kirishima my face splitting into a grin. "Who asked who?~" I pur out pointing at the couple earrings I see on their right ears. Seeing them both blush I grin and bounce Mina's arm up and down. "Come on, I'll tell you my quirk if you tell me who confessed~" I tease seeing Mina's lilac blush as she tries to make my hands let go of her arm, which is pitifully easy with how sore I am right now.

"I-I did." I hear Kirishima say as he looks at Mina who was staring into his eyes.

"Aww. That is adorable. I am very happy for you both. Now, since I am pretty sure my station is soon I'll give you the quick rundown. Currently I have four decks of cards I can summon. Currently only two have their own special names. First up is The Deck of Many Things, which from what I can understand is chaotic as hell ranging from good and bad effects. The only rule I can see is I can't activate any of the effects myself. Then after that is one called Asura's Wrath which seems like a card game but I can actually summon the monsters, one of which I am pretty sure with the best set-up can overcome All Might considering massive Dragon. Although it is still a bit iffy on that." I say seeing Mina and Kirishima's eyes go wide at that part, quirks are weird but being stronger than All Might is harder to believe.

"The third deck is a Tarot deck that we think can predict the future...except it is very vague and I can't use it on myself." I say earning a mischievous smile from Mina and a interested glint in Kirishima's eye. "The last deck is...complicated." I say scratching my cheek. Summoning the blank cards I see both of them eye them curiously. "From what I seen these cards are basically a power up if I complete the mission it gives me however I don't know if it is permanent or not." I say before I get an Idea. "Hey actually you guys can help with one of those missions. I can't tell you how, but I will tell you what we need to do in two days?" I ask in a question-ativc manner if they can't do Sunday.

"I don't have anything planned, you Kiri?" Mina asks turning to Kirishima who shakes his head.

"I don't either." He says looking Mina in the eye.

"Lets go! Well be there Izuma-chan! Oh! Lets swap phone numbers!" Mina says fishing out her phone. Quickly myself and Kirishima do the same and we all swap phone numbers barely making it in time before I need to get off at my stop.

"Wait...did I crash their date?" I ask aloud my mouth sealing back shut before I realize how dressed up they were. "Oh no I hope I didn't make anything awkward for them." I mutter as I begin to walk home.

Third person POV.

"Hey Kiri, Izuma seemed pretty tired huh?" Mina says to her boyfriend, really they had been dating for about two years now it is just nobody suspected it due to them being "best friends." Mina almost laughed her ass off the first time she heard that as they had done the deed not even a day earlier.

"Yeah, honestly I could hardly tell. Her eyes hide a lot of it but her body was trying to right its slouch most of the time from her exhaustion." Ejiro says as he looks at Mina giving her a shudder only he could. It was true that Izuma had interrupted their date, but Ejiro didn't care as they were entering the end portion of the date the part he always beat Mina at.

"Do you think she had just come back from her own boy-friend~" Mina says with a grin as she looks around before kissing Ejiro, nibbling on his lips before he had a chance to stop her. Not that he would.

As the train came to a stop Ejiro grabbed and held Mina by her glorious ass. "Maybe. However you, you little tease, have a boyfriend who has to pay you back for the hours of teasing during this date." He said with raring bravado causing Mina to shudder.

"Well then Eji~ Pay me back~" She purrs in his ear as they dismount the train, heading to neither's home.

"Eh, they're fine." Izuma says to herself as she begins to walk home making it almost all the way when she runs into Mitsuki and Katsuki. "Oh hey Aunt Mitsuki!" Izuma says as she walks so she is on the other side of Mitsuki than Katsuki.

"Oh hey kid! Wow Inko wasn't kidding when she said your quirk changed how you look. How have you been?" Mitsuki asks while Izuma beams and reaches into her sweater and takes out her Hero Analysis notebook.

"I've been great! I've even got something really special today!" Izuma said holding out her autograph from Nezu surprising Mitsuki since it was an authentic autograph, marked with the paw print Nezu had given only once before to the registration committee so no fraudulent autographs could be created.

"Woah Izu-chan, how did you manage Nezu's autograph?" Mitsuki asks making Katsuki whip his head in Izuma's direction in seathing hatred. His hatred stemming from the fact that the weakling (pff) Deku had gotten an autograph from the principal of UA. Small pops, a clear sign of his annoyance, strangled themselves out in his grasp.

Woah! I just forgot we never did a description of Katsuki for you Peanut Gallery Katsuki had basically only become taller, his skin being kept looking young due to the subsidiary parts of Glycerin from his mom. It's why she is the model of the year, for six years in a row now! Katsuki has kept up at his work out routine over the years leading to his baby fat, what little there was to melt off his face. Don't believe me? Here!

I'll explain something else later. See ya Peanut Gallery!

Izuma sighs at Katsuki's antics the memories of her reincarnated self helping with her trauma of explosions a lot. "Yeah, honestly I don't know how I managed to get his autograph but that isn't the only good news aunty Mitsuki. I also managed to test my quirk- LEGALLY! I saw the way you were staring at me." Izuma says with deadpan eyes while Mitsuki whistles as she looks away having been caught.

"That is great news Izu-chan!" Mitsuki exclaims before her phone goes off in her yoga pants causing her to fish it out. "Oh! We should probably get going Izu-chan, Masaru made curry tonight and I don't want to miss it!" She says even Katsuki seeming happy enough to forget about Izuma at the mention of the curry.

Shivering Izuma waves goodbye as she speed-jogs away. Izuma doesn't know what the hell is put into that curry to make it spicy enough that they legally can't feed it to other people without a legal document, and she doesn't want to find out. "Man I should catch up with them it has been too long since I have." Izuma says to herself shaking her head as she continues on her way home unaware of the pain of the next few months.

The next day. At UA collage Gym Edison.

Izuma smirked as she waited for Mirio and Nejire with Aizawa watching from the teachers booth. Izuma was given a mask by principal Nezu and a fake device to fiddle with. Izuma had found it pretty satisfying to mess with as she waited her deck completely refreshed to fight the two third years of the sports festival. Honestly it was a dream come true for Izuma.

POV change: Izuma

Honestly I can't wait for them to show up... "Problem Child, get ready to act their approaching." and it seems I won't have to. Looking at the fake bomb I had I begun to actually put in the work to seem like I was making one my deck hovering beside me shuffling and separating the extra deck for me.

"Hello? Aizawa-sensei we were tol- Who are you?" Mirio asks as he spots me Nejire hovering, literally, over his shoulder at me as I try to keep the nervousness from showing. Wordlessly I look at Mirio and press a neat button colored differently than the others beginning a timer to nothing, but with beeps!

Smirking as it puts both of them on edge I get up and, through the mask, announce. "Lets get this duel started!" I say as a coin flip happens with me mentally choosing heads, and getting the "second turn." Fuck. "Your lucky heroes, you have the first preparation turn, but you can't-" I say having to step backwards from Mirio's fist as four cards are added to my hand and it immediately becomes "my turn."

"Wrong move Hero. I play Swords of Revealing light, preventing you from attacking for three turns." I announce watching them both freeze up confused at what was happening. "I set two cards and play Reactor Slime. Activating its effect I summon two Slime Tokens to fight with me." I say as I mentally end my turn. Waiting for them to do their thing it takes a few seconds before I feel my turn come back around. Watching in fascination as a sword disappears, yet it's outline remains I begin my turn by drawing a card. "I play Shard of Greed and summon Guardian Slime by sacrificing two Slime tokens, before I activate Reactor Slime's effect again summoning two more Slime Tokens!" I say grinning as they realize what three turns will mean for them.

"Who are you?" Mirio asks again as he looks at me knowing he can't attack me for two more 'turns' bluffing to stall. Looking round he sees the ten minute timer on the 'bomb' as he begins to worry he usually blitzes enemies to overpower them, but against me he can't do that since I force a turn based system.

Smiling as I don't answer him I end my turn before waiting a bit more again watching another sword disappear. "I begin my turn by tributing my Guardian Slime to summon an Egyptian God Slime." I say grinning as my guardian slime twists and mutates into the Ra looking Egyptian God Slime. "Now with my Egyptian God Slime out you can't target any other monster or person until it is defeated!" I say with a grin as I activate Guardian Slime's effect. "Not only that but due to Guardian slime entering the graveyard I acquire any card listing The Winged Dragon of Ra from my deck to my hand! I pick the card The Winged Dragon of Ra - Immortal Phoenix!" I state as a card flies into my hand while I place down a card. "Not only that but I sacrifice the other two Slime Tokens to summon another Guardian Slime! With this I cannot summon any more monsters this turn." I explain seeing their expressions lighten in relief. "However I play the spell card Hand Destruction allowing me to draw two cards at the cost of two cards, and I pick Phoenix Ra and Slifer the Sky Dragon!" I say drawing two cards with a smirk. "And on your standby phase the effect of Hand Destruction applies to you causing you two to have random quirks at the same power as your last ones!" I say causing them to be shocked while the last Sword disappears while I get on Guardian Slimes back to keep them away from touching me.

Smirking as they try and figure out their new quirks I see Mirio summon a...earth dog with green crystals on its back? I can see Nejire's eyes widen as they change becoming almost glass like when she stops floating. Seeing her eyes land on me I supress a shiver as I feel the air around the Egyptian God Slime start to rapidly turn like it was affected by one of those swirling brushes on a canvas app. Luckily it doesn't kill the Egyptian God slime as it is utterly ineffective against it. Mirio's dog growls and attacks the Egyptian God Slime proving that it doesn't have the attack to destroy it. Releasing a sigh I didn't know I was holding I gaze at Mirio and Nejire again. "Well seems like I am lucky. Neither of your new quirks can destroy Egyptian God Slime." I say feeling my turn return to me as I draw. My face makes an audible crack as I grin looking at the Slime tokens. "Now then I activate my Shard of Greed that I had activated earlier drawing two more cards!" I say as the spell leaves the field but two cards enter my hand. "Now I play another Shard of Greed and the field spell Mound of the Bound Creator!"

Smirking as I see the area around us shift so that we are standing at the top of a mountain with three giant logs seemingly as big as a satellite's dish in thickness all binding a glowing ball above us acting like the sun. Of course this was only illusionary but damn was it sick as hell. "Now with Mound of the Bound Creator around us you can't inadvertently destroy my monsters!" I say with a smirk as I enter battle phase. "Now I enter the Battle phase and the first thing I am going to do is activate Reactor Slime's effect placing a Metal Reflect Slime card on my field, to immediately move it up as a monster!" I say with a grin seeing their sweat coating their foreheads while I try not to let my nervousness show. Now, I attack with my Egyptian God Slime!" I say causing the monster to suddenly let out a roar reminiscent, but not totally like, Ra's as It barrels forwards and hit's Mirio in his side causing him to be sent back flying past Nejire. "See now heroes?! You cannot stop me! I now sacrifice both my Metal Reflect Slime and Guardian Slime to bring out two more Egyptian God Slimes. Plus since my Guardian Slime was sent to the graveyard I can grab the card Millennium Revelation. Setting it down allows me to send my Ra - Sphere mode to the graveyard to grab the spell Monster Reborn from my deck!" I say with a grin as I see them look worried at what it means.

"Now finally with all this set in play monster reborn and special summon Guardian Slime back so that I may tribute him and the two slime tokens to summon Slifer the Sky Dragon, who has very strong attacks due to me having five cards in my hand!" I announce seeiong their eyes widen at the cards hovering in front of me reminiscent of a poker player holding their cards to keep people at their sides from seeing what their cards are.

Slifer descending was nothing like Ra, where as Ra emerged from a ball of fire, Slifer clouded the skies with thunder clouds, slinking between them like red lightning. Slifer was much more than the simple monster he was shown to be in the show. He wasn't some gag to add to a trio of divine beasts and he certainly wasn't weak. He was the GOD of the SKYS for a REASON. Watching as he breaks through the clouds, which are only parted for the bound creator, Slifer reaches the ground. He is 200 meters of pure dragon pride his mouths in full view as he roars, only opening the bottom set to do so. Whilst conjuring a ball of lightning in his mouth for pure intimidation.

"NO!" I hear Mirio shout as he glares at me. Not gonna lie that sends a shiver down my spine. Will they be mad at me when me and Aizawa reveal this is a logical ruse? Pff, I am half tempted to say he just calls his pranks logical ruses. "We will stop you from completing your goal Villain!" Mirio says as my mouth seals as I end my turn.

"You may attack again, however Slifer's effect is active, meaning if you back away it will become immensely harder to use your quirks!" I shout laughing as Slifer keeps his body moving antsy to be able to attack without reason. "With that I end my turn Heroes, how will you deal with Slifer when you can only attack my Egyptian God Slimes?!" I shout jumping from the shoulders of number 3 to Slifer's head, him being big enough I am nothing for him to carry. Laughing at this I see them struggling to engage without walking backwards. Ultimately their effort is futile as I see Nejire try to push her new ocular quirk to take out an Egyptian God Slime only to fail. Mirio does surprise me as his wolf turns green and blows up, taking out a Egyptian God Slime with it. Ultimately it is futile.

Drawing I bring my card count to six. "I activate Shard of greed bringing my card count to eight. Now I don't need anything else to defeat you two so lets end this!" I say as I point my finger at them. "Slifer attack them now!" I shout with a grin watching the ball of lighting hit between them ultimately sending them both back. "Now Egyptian God Slimes, attack and win this duel!" I shout as they attack and go to hit them before they stop.

"Hahaha! Oh man, Aizawa-sensei this was pretty enjoyable. If they didn't violate the rules I might not have won!" I say with a smile into the mask earning confused looks from them as Aizawa enters through a side door Slifer depositing me on the floor as I watch him return up to the clouds before the gym returns back to normal. "I still find Ra to be the coolest looking of the Divine beasts." I say smiling as I take off the mask showing my face to Mirio and Nejire.

"What just happened?" Nejire asks sitting on her butt as her quirk returns and her eyes go back to normal with Mirio not visibly changing but having his quirk return to him. "No like, Aizawa, who is this and why did we fight her?" Nejire asks getting up and going over to Aizawa and I. Blinking as the beeping goes off I walk over to the fake bomb and turn it off.

"I can explain it Aizawa." I say seeing Aizawa smirk. "I asked Aizawa-sensei to train me, and yesterday we saw the maximum and minimum of my power, so I asked him if I could have real world experience in fighting others without outright obliterating and or incinerating them." I say with a smirk seeing them confused. "To clarify I never used my strongest card against you, otherwise you'd have been defeated in one shot." I say earning a nod from Aizawa. "Well, maybe not you Togata-san your quirk is very hard to counter." I say smiling as I put Asura's wrath away.

Requirements advanced:
Summon Guardian Slime by tribute 10 times (3/10)
Defeat opponents with Egyptian God Slime (2/2)
Bonus complete:
Complete requirement 2 with separate unaware challengers. (1/1)
Bonus Reward: Semblance - ?

"Thank god, I thought they'd both count as one from how it combined their LP, good to know that I was wrong." I think as I look at the semblance part wondering why I won't show me what I've got, it was mildly infuriating but I guess it won't give it to me until completion anyways. "Anyways the big thing of what Aizawa-sensei wanted was to see how you handle a Villain in a situation you expect to fully be safe in, like a break-in to UA that the system didn't catch." I say picking up the bomb to set to the side. Sighing as I look at Aizawa. "Also Aizawa-sensei I have a request that I think Nezu-sama will approve of, mostly because of the profit it would generate to separate itself more from the HPSC." I say musing out loud as Nezu appears from the room which Aizawa left from earlier.

"Oh? What is this Idea of yours Midoriya-san?" Nezu asks causing me to smirk a bit, time to bring Yu-gi-oh to My Hero.

Several dozen hours of scheming later.

Sighing I stretch my arms and rub my jaw. Turns out, if you didn't know, talking with Nezu causes most of the time to pass in a flash. Long enough I was actually catching students leaving their dorms to go to clubs and stuff. I did see Nejire talking with Mirio when I was going to Gym Foxtrot, thinking I barely caught sight of Amajiki although I'm not too fully sure. Letting out a groan I think back to a major point Nezu brought up.

"Well Midoriya-san, if I as the principal of UA started to sell a card game to the public what would stop other Heroes and even schools from doing the same?"

Groaning in mental exhaustion at today since I became not only eligible for the Hero course but also the Business course in UA because I want it to be easier to get Yu-gi-oh power cards later. Humming a tune to myself I think back on something I learned shortly after entering my new body. Music from my old world isn't present here. Don't get me wrong it definitely existed, but it isn't around anymore. So much music and non-important media was lost in the transition period between the majority of the populous being quirkless to quirked it is honestly depressing. I think the only reason people even have some is flash drives surviving due to fanatics due to luck.

"Ah, Midoriya-shonen I'm glad to see you aren't late." I hear All Might say buffed up as I look at him before sighing.

"I'm still myself All Might, you don't need to be in your buff form." I say watching him flinch and deflate at my words.

"W-well Midoriya-shonen I did wish to say that I'm so-"

"Don't. It doesn't matter, you tried to help me and the fact my Quirk manifested only is making it sting worse. Lets just get this over with so you can be teaching able by this school year." I say internally flinching at how harsh I sounded. I guess I wasn't as over it as I expected to be. Judging from All Might's grimace he must think I am more upset than I am. "However, I know it isn't your fault All Might, and while I am a little upset, I am not mad just a bit bitter at the unfortunate timing." I say seeing in his eyes that he is relieved a bit. Not a lot but at least he isn't blaming himself as hard now.

"Well then Midoriya-shonen let us begin. The first exercise we will do..." All Might said to begin the next few hours of hell. The work wasn't hard, no that part was the easy part. The hard part was critiquing All Might because he'd fix something and then do it a similar, but still bad way. At hour three I decided to call Nezu to help explain how many, many mistakes of All Might's could have killed who he was training. At least he's trying hard.