Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: This story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give his stories a read! Their good!
AN: I'd also like to apologize for mislabeling HIM, I apologize and will try to make the correction now
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"Wait...aren't you going to check for survivors?" Asked Dipper as his head bounced beside Wendy's rear as she ran through the school to the exit. Wendy sighed, "Dipper, this isn't a movie. As it is we'll, barely be able to fight past the zombie hordes on our own...also...everyone else besides Tambry(who was safely on her way home), Nate, Lee(both were suspended and weren't at school), and Thompson(doing an out of school extra-credit...thing- Wendy hadn't really been paying attention to him when he explained) at this school...have been nothing but jerks to me." she admitted flatly-
ROAR!
Wendy paused from their 'talk' to lop off the heads of four zombies in one slash...the arterial blood gush...almost look like a rainbow when the light refracted through it...
Dipper's eye went wide, "Wendy...I know I've said this before...but it needs to be said again...your the most awesome person-
ROAR!
"Not now dude! Tell me all about it later!" Shouts Wendy as she cartwheels over a zombie strapped with explosives running at her-
BOOM!
CRASH!
GAH!
The explosion knocks Wendy out of a nearby Window, she cries out as glass cuts into her. "WENDY!" Shouts Dipper in concern and once more cursing his inability to do...well...ANYTHING.
Wendy groaned. "...it's...it's okay dude...I'm good." She tried to sound as reassuring as possible as she ripped off the midsection of her swimsuit(making it a two-piece basically) to use it wrap her wounds.
"Alright...my dad made a bunker in case this sort of thing happened, we cut through the woods we should get their so-
MUNCH!
Both looked over at the noise...and what they saw made them wretch...standing before them was giant, morbidly obese zombie towering over them and munching on a dozen corpses. It munches off the head off a corpse...then sees them...licks it's lips and tosses the headless corpse at them and then lumbers over to them with surprising speed.
Wendy groans...she was still banged up a bit from that explosion their were dozens of glass shards in her feet and the wedgie her 5 sizes too small rubber swimsuit was giving her was definitely NOT HELPING! "Sorry, buddy. This will be difficult enough as it is!" Apologized Wendy as she quickly/carefully took off Dippers head and put it safely to the side. And promised to come back for him.
"Great...so now I'm just inconvenient luggage?...(sigh) Not going to lie...kinda hoping a zombie just steps on me here..." Admits Dipper miserably to himself...wanting to at least see Wendy in action he uses his tongue to rotate himself to see what's happening.
"Okay...Wendy's...is she jumping?...No the zombie is chomping? Wait...is she slashing? Or is that it belching? GAH! Too many corpse in the way! I can't see squat! And I'm pretty sure my tongue touched a dog turd! I officially hate my li- WHOA!
Too busy trying to focus on the fight Dipper didn't see he was on the ledge until it was too late...he fell of and hit the ground with a thump...he groaned as he rolled over to the stump of the headless corpse.
Dipper...was crying...he was just sobbing. "Okay universe! we all know that you've had it out for me since when you had my umbilical cord nearly strangle me! We'll fine! Stop dragging it out! Just kill me and get it over with! I'm sick of this- Dipper paused to scratch his itchy nose -anyway so just get it...wait, did I just scratch my nose!?"
Sure enough Dipper could feel his hands! He could move his hands! SEE his hands!...which were corpse hands?! "WAIT, WHAT!?" Shouts Dipper. Sure enough, somehow Dipper landing on a headless corpse had fused them together...and it wasn't just ANY type of zombie.
Wendy groaned...try as she might...her chainsaw couldn't penetrate! It was like punching a bag of wet cement! And her make-shift bandages were REALLY starting to leak blood again..she was getting woozy...And her wedgie was just getting even tighter!
"OUT OF THE WAY WENDY!" Wendy quickly dodged as...an explosive zombie with Dippers head ran past!? "WAIT, WHAT!?" Shouted a confused Wendy...just as her friend exploded...sadly this explosion had the misfortune of the fat Zombie...'letting one rip'...so...yeah-
BOOM!
Once again Wendy found herself violently thrown by the shockwave of an explosion. She Did a double backflip through the air and landed with surprising grace on her feet. Wendy smiled, "Huh, that wasn't as bad as I-
rip
Wendy looked down just in time to see her red rubber- several sizes too small -one-piece groan from all the stress put on it-
RIP!
A now naked Wendy groaned miserably as she covered herself. "Great, not only do I have Zombies trying to take a bite out of me and half my blood missing, now I'm going to have to STREAK home!" She gripped.
"Oh, no! How horrible for you! I can't possibly think of a worse fate to experience." Said a once again bodyless Dipper sarcastically as he sat wedged deeply within the now twice dead fat zombies butt.
Wendy turned green...but quickly composed herself and apologized to her friend as she tried to pull her friends head out of the decomposing cornhole...preferably before reinforcements arrived...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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