Tales of the Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

...responses...

MysterD47: Bare in mind, that it was an AU one-shot...just roll with it...

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It was a tired and frazzled Mable that came downstairs to the kitchen. "Morning", she said somberly to Dipper as he busily read his journal.

"Don't talk to me Mable, I know what you did last night and it disgusts me!" Says Dipper in a withering way without looking behind him... Without a word, a creepily focused Mable began to pull a large knife out of the knife rack as she glared at the back of Dipper's head.

-You made a huge mess in the sink! Grunkle Stan made me clean it!" Finished Dipper annoyed. A relieved Mable quietly puts the knife back inside the rack, "I finished half of it, the other half of the mess is yours!" Snapped Dipper, still not looking back at her.

...Once more Mable pulls the knife out of the rack while glaring at Dipper. -Oh, forget it! Knowing you, you'd only make it worse and I'LL have to clean it up! I'll clean the last half of the mess...you go relax in the living room." Said a resigned Dipper in annoyance while still not facing Mable.

...Mable silently puts the knife back in the rack, "Okay." She stated simply as she left the room...

"MABLE! LOOK AT THE HEADLINES! JANITOR DEAD!" Shouts Dipper from inside the kitchen. "WHAT!? NO!" Screamed a frantic Mable as she ran back into the room.

"yeah, My favorite science teacher; Jane Itter passed away yesterday." Explained Dipper sadly as he revealed the headline to her.

Realizing she'd just misheard him...Mable was annoyed, "Are we seriously doing this? Cause I didn't get like ANY sleep last night!" Said Mable irritably.

"Why are YOU upset? You didn't even know her." Asked Dipper confused.

Mable rubbed her face while she groaned. "Right, right...of course I didn't...your right...I'll just...I'll just go relax then." Dipper nods as she turns to leave the room, he then looks at the paper confused. "Wait, why did they print a story about an ordinary science teacher who lives out of town on the front page?" ...Dipper shrugs. "Eh, Toby must've messed up again." He said dismissively.

Mable had only just left the kitchen-

"YOU AND THE GIRLS KILLED AND BURIED A MAN!?" Shouted Dipper in the kitchen suddenly. "GAH! I KNEW YOU'D FIND OUT!" Shouted Mable horrified as she once more ran into the kitchen.

"Find out what? I was just happy that I'd finally received my package with my new favorite murder/drama book series: 'You and the girls killed and buried a man." Explained Dipper as he showed her said book.

Now Mable was REALLY ticked! "Okay, you know what!? I'm really on edge right now! And this 'thing' that were doing here, I'm NOT happy with it and also that is a weirdly specific title for a book series!" She exclaims.

"Mable calm down, just go into the other room and relax-

"I don't want to go into the other room! I'm going their, but then your saying things that sound like something else, but their not!"

"Mable, seriously. What is up with you today?...Look, just relax until the mess is cleaned up and I'll make you breakfast. And I promise I won't say anything until then...okay?" He asked in a comforting way.

Mable groaned...but nodded. "Okay." She said finally...and once more left the room-

"THEY FOUND A BODY OF AN OLD WAR HERO DOWN BY THE OLD ASYLUM!" Shouted Dipper. "Okay, now THAT has to be SOMETHING!" Insisted Mable as she ran back once again.

"Wha- Oh, sorry Mable I was just singing along to this old song playing on the radio." Explained Dipper just as the radio began to sing again.

"They went up their to write a movie...Mable, Wendy, Pacifica, Grenda and Candy...and then killed the janitor...WAR HERO! ...By the old asylum...

Mable shuddered, "Okay...WOW. That is just Creepy."

Dipper gives Mable a disbelieving look. "Mable...did you and the girls kill someone?" He asks horrified.

Mable sighed in defeat, "Yes..."

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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