Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: This story idea was given by nightmaster000
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Universes most WANTED: Dipper Pines #1
DEAD OR ALIVE(PREFERABLY DEAD)
1,000,000,000,000,000$
Dipper groaned as he read his wanted poster...how had things gotten so messed up?...things had started out well enough...a fallen satellite carried a radioactive crossing guard, crash landed at his house and zapped him with his ear beams...giving him superpowers! Flight, enhanced intelligence, and super strength!
Naturally he'd used them to fight crime, his first crime was the Joker...and he'd won!
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"Let's put a smile on that fa- BOOM!" The remains of the Jokers head landed on the ground in front of his stunned gang. Dipper blew the smoke from his pistol, "Huh...that wasn't so hard...wonder why someone didn't just do that YEARS ago?"
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And then things fell apart afterwards...turns out the reason no super hero had done it before...was because of the strict 'no kill code' that the hero's both followed and enforced...which Dipper still felt was kinda stupid...second chances and redemption was great and all...but monsters like Joker...who kept breaking out of prison- which might as well be made of cardboard, really -what sense did that make to allow him stay around murdering innocent people?
Sadly...the Justice league hadn't agreed...
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"Your under arrest for murdering Joker!" Shouted Superman as he cuffed and dragged Dipper into the Justice Jet. "Wait, what?!" He shouted confused.
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Fortunately Dipper figured out a way to escape...unfortunately, this escape caused the plain to crash...into the watchtower...at the same time Red Tornado was examining a bootlegged phantom Zone Portal gun-
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"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" Screamed Green Arrow as he and every other superhero in the Justice league was sucked into the Phantom zone..."
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Now if it were just them getting sucked into the Phantom Zone...that wouldn't be so bad(the Status quo had undone worse after all). Unfortunately the portal gun was a bootlegged copy...so it only sent their souls to the phantom zone...their bodies/powers were left behind and permanently destroyed.
...not to mention that the large amount of mass of all those hero's getting sent IN caused the gun to overload and allowed some of the worst residence of the Phantom zone OUT...
Thankfully, the majority of them had scores to settle on other galaxies...the minority that remained have pretty much turned many parts of the earth into slums of lawless depravity...
Naturally, Dipper was blamed for everything...
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DAILY BUGLE
DIPPER PINES: HERO KILLER OR DISTURBED CHILD?
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Naturally his parents kicked him out of the house...thankfully Mable stuck up for him and left with him...that was nice...her plan to restore his good name-
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'M MABLE PINES! MY BROTHER IS A GOOD PERSON! I WILL SHOW YOU THIS NOW! Shouted Mable as she used the White Martian mind control device that Dipper salvaged- among other things -from the remains of the Watchtower to project her best memories of Dipper into the whole world-
GAH! MAKE IT STOP!
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-not so much.
Surprise, Surprise. Good intentions and Pines stubbornness don't cancel out inexperience handling in (damaged) alien tech...they were lucky that the device only gave the rest of the world horrible- but non-lethal -headache's.
Unluckily for them, the Green Lantern Corp had chosen Earth air space to fight their war with Sinestro...hearing all of humanity suffer forced them to split their forces to help them out...this proved to be a costly mistake that saw Sinestro victorious and the Guardians of the Universe and the entire Green lantern corp wiped out...leaving the universe at his mercy...
Fortunately, Sinestro was in a good mood and gave earth amnesty as a 'thank you' to Dipper.
Needless to say...this did not help Dipper's image...as for Mable's involvement...
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"It is my professional opinion that the villainous and sleazy Dipper Pines has brainwashed his poor, innocent sister into being his sidekick/incestuous sex slave." Said the 'expert' on TV.
Mable and Dipper could do nothing...but vomit...
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Dipper was depressed...true by the age of 12 he'd managed to kill a lot of big time super villains; Apaocalypse, Nekron, Galacticus, Dormammu...but always ending up accidentally causing widespread-destruction...
People didn't really even care about all the bad guys he'd defeated(they chalked it up on more 'villain on villain' violence)...it was hard to celebrate freedom when your house was totaled after all...
Dipper had decided to take a break from being a hero for awhile...he and Mable returned to Earth and found one person who believed they weren't villains and knew the perfect place for them to hide out...their Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls...
"YEAH! Finally, a break from weirdness!" Exclaimed Mable excitedly as they snuck into Gravity Falls..blissfully unaware of those that followed...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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