Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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imperialwar1234: What history?
Guest: huh...interesting idea...don't know how I'll do it though...any other suggestions to help?
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AN: this chapter is a reward to the Howling Behemoth for upholding his/her side of the deal, I strongly recommend reading his/her stories.
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Dipper groaned as he clutched his aching groin outside the bunker...Pacifica had responded to the 'situation' by stamping on his groin multiple times and throwing him out of the Bunker still naked...she then immediately felt terrible both because she did that to the boy who just saved her from her abusive father...ANNNND because she was now all alone in a dark, scary bunker with NO idea how to navigate or survive the deathtraps without Dipper...
Unfortunately...while tossing him out...she accidentally tripped an emergency switch or something...locking Dipper out and her inside...Dipper was now trying to walk her through reprogramming-
ZAP!
GAH!
Dipper sighed, "Electrocuted yourself again?" He asked through the door... for the tenth time. "II...can taste...fillings...on purple." Mumbled the smoking Pacifica deliriously.
Dipper sighed...being thrown outside wet and naked during a cold summer night was NOT fun...but- "Okay, take a rest...and we'll try again in an hour or so when your better... "Applesauce...raspberry." responds Pacifica
GRAAAHHHH!
Dipper's eye's widened, he'd recognized that angry yell anywhere! "Wendy?!" He flustered, and tried to find somewhere to hide...only to hear her cry again...this time a cry of pain.
Modesty forgotten, he runs to the source...
Wendy groans...she'd just been about to go to bed...she hadn't had the best day...the Northwests party for one thing...and her father going to it...Why? After everything the Northwests had done.
And then she was attacked by an invisible psycho! "YOU'LL PAY CORDUROY! YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!" Shouted the... whoever.
Wendy groaned, she'd thought IT tooth and nail all the way from her house to the woods...but whatever it was was too nimble, quick, and full with zany magic spells...she was pretty sure she'd nicked him once...and he fell hard...he quickly recoverd. But it was obvious he was the definition of a 'squishy wizard'...if she could JUST see him...JUST long enough to get a clean shot...OH! What she wouldn't give to have Dipper here with her!
WENDY! HIT HIM WHEN MY BLOOD- GAH!
Wendy was baffled and horrified to see a naked Dipper jump in front of her just in time to take a blow to the back...spraying everything in blood...and suddenly her foe was VERY visible.
Face hot with tears, Wendy steadied her hands and raised her axe...determined not to let her friends sacrifice be in vain...
GAH!
She ran screaming at the now visible wizrad...while Dipper barely clung to life...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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