Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: this chapter is a reward to the Howling Behemoth for upholding his/her side of the deal, I strongly recommend reading his/her stories.
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It was genin graduation day and Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were waiting for the new and TARDY sensei...but who cares about them?
...5 hours earlier...
Wendy sighed as she got team 13 right on time; Dipper could barely contain himself as Wendy turned out to be their Sensei. Wendy marched them all to a nearby training field, "Alright...first of all I'm supposed to ask name, likes, dislikes, dreams...let's give it a go."
After a flustered Dipper stumbled through his- in order: Dipper Pines, mystery- adventure- my sister- Wendy-chan, people who hurt the people he cares about, and to date Wendy(that last one was more mumbled then audible)...it was Mable's turn.
"I'm Mable pines! I like knitting, art, animals, unicorns, cute boys, pranks, my brother. I dislike bitches who play with my brothers heart- glares at an uncomfortable Wendy with that last thing. And my dream...well, I don't really know...I mainly became a ninja to keep Dipper from dying...but I'm actually starting to like it...so I guess I'll just see where that takes me...?"
And then it was an annoyed looking Pacifica's turn. "I'm Pacifica Northwest; of THE Northwest Clan-
"Your not a clan." Interrupted Dipper.
"Oh, for the love of- READ YOUR VILLAGE CHARTER!" Snaps Pacifica.
"There's only 3 of you in your family at the moment- a clan needs to be at least 100(minus extenuating circumstances allowing for 'blood limits') -AND far as I know your the ONLY ninja that's ever come out of that family-
"We owned the land that Hashirama and Madarra bartered from us to make the village! In addition to the royalties we get, we also have clan status! So there!" She sticks her tongue at Dipper defiantly...Dipper just glares.
Wendy coughed, "Okay break it up you two. Please continue Pacifica."
"Right- Anyway, I'd like to be ANYWHERE but here. I Dislike how my father is forcing me to be a ninja for tax reasons. And my dream is to find a way out of this nightmare!"
"Ironically...I'm going to grant your wish...spoiled brat." Thought Wendy to herself...she didn't like doing this...but she needed more time to...figure the situation out...maybe...maybe help Dipper be with a girl his own age? Anyway, she had to give them an exam SOOOOOOOOOOOO difficult, they'll forfeit and have to spend another year at the academy...
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"Your challenge is spend an entire night in the forest of death! I'll give you an hour to get your things, make whatever preparations you want, then in you go!" Wendy smiled as Mable and Pacifica looked ready to pee themselves at the sight of the infamous training ground...
"Wait, just Mable and Pacifica? Where's Dip-"
FWOOM!
Wendy turned around as the entire forest burst into flames...as Dipper poured more of a strange liquid onto it... "The fire should die out before our hour is up!" He shouted at the dumbstruck girls...
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Sarutobi sighed at the four who stood before him, "Well, your technically right Dipper your team leader- he gives a look to Wendy who backs away in fright -did tell you to 'make whatever preparations you want' which technically can mean burn down the forest to kill off any deadly wildlife/fauna...also she only said you had to spend the night in the forest...she never technically said the forest had to be healthy."
Dipper saluted, "Just trying to look underneath the underneath, sir!" He shouted happily. Despite the situation, Sarutobi couldn't help but smile sincerely. "A valuable skill for a shinobi indeed...and since at this point making you spend the night in the forest would be pointless...I hereby declare that you've passed...go out and celebrate...I need to have a talk with Wendy." He says that last bit darkly.
Wendy gulps as they leave. Sarutobi glares at Wendy, "Wendy, what were you thinking? Sending GENIN to stay in the forest of death!?"
Wendy cringed under her disappointed glare- No, they were supposed to forfeit BEFORE they went in! It never...never occurred to me-
-That Dipper would outsmart you?...starting to notice a pattern here Wendy...I like to think that I've been VERY patient with your 'situation' but now it's affecting the village!"
Wendy sighed, "I understand sir." She admitted in shame. Sarutobi smoked his pipe to steady his nerves, "Since no one got hurt and in fairness you- or anyone really -couldn't be expected to anticipate their Genin pulling such a stunt...I'll let you off with a warning- But know this! If I hear any word that your DELIBERATELY trying to derail your students progress again- even if it's in a non-malicious fashion -You will be deeply punished by ME personally!"
Wendy whimpered, her dad told her war stories of when Sarutobi 'the professor' took the field...it was NEVER pretty.
"Your to train them to the best of your ability and enter them in this years Chunin exam-
"What?! But...that's not nearly enough time! People die in those exams!"
Sarutobi shook his head, "You've only yourself to blame for the current situation Wendy...either train them so their good enough to survive...or tell Dipper the truth!"
Wendy groaned...but nodded. "By the way...you should know that you've 'volunteered' to pay the dozen D-rank missions required to rebuild the forest of death." Said Sarutobi sardonically.
Wendy paled "...how much?" Sarutobi smirked, "Oh not to worry...your FATHER has taken care of the expenses directly from your clan treasury...he's waiting for you at home to discuss REPAYMENT."
Anyone who saw Wendy walking home would think she was walking to the executioners block...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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