Pop Goes the Dip

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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!

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"Hey! Young Lady! Put a top on! You- Oh, wait. Your a guy? Wow...that's just sad..."

Dipper ignored all the hoots and hollering and catcalls...he'd considered drawing pencil chest hairs on his chest or stuffing a hot dog 'down there'...but he dismissed that, even the people of Gravity Falls weren't that gullible...besides this was HIM they were talking about, with his luck his day would suck regardless...might as well suck it up and beat the heat...

So he just ignores the the comparisons to their 'little brothers'-which more often then not indicated he was actually smaller then even THEM -grabs some free chips and sodas that some butlers were handing out...and flops in the gem encrusted gold Jacuzzi...

'This is going to be a long day...', says Dipper to himself in resignation as he overhears his new nickname of 'Little Dipper' trending rapidly...

splash

Dipper then suddenly found himself inexplicably VERY thankful for his 'shortcoming' as it was literally so tiny that even it couldn't make a bulge in such minuscule speedo...

Or so he thought...

Wendy had to suppress a snicker as she got in the hot tub with her fellow friend of misfortune who was oblivious to the downright microscopic bulge that her eyes- well trained to see any sign of male shame and potential humiliation -easily caught as he tried not to look at her micro-kini.

'Well, not like I'm in any position to throw stones.' She thought annoyed as she'd already had to punch a dozen guys who'd assumed she was 'easy'...

"Room for one more?" She asked her young friend with a smile.

A flustered Dipper dumbly nods...then smiles...

'Maybe this day won't be so bad after all...'

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Sadly, not all boys- intellect notwithstanding -had the same amount of resigned experience Dipper had to such poor fortune...

Frankie gives one such boy a 'look'. "Really?" She snarked.

"I'm sure I don't know what you mean", said Mac as he tried to hide his fluster while flexing his chest covered in 'hair'.

SPLASH!

Just in time for a random cannonball to splash off all of said 'hair's'.

Mac proceeded to go an even redder shade of red as he covered his now bare chest.

Frankie couldn't help but snicker at the situation, "Mac, your one of the brightest people I know...why did you think you could keep that up in a POOL of all places?"

Mac let out a resigned sigh, "Is it so wrong I was desperate to maintain one scrap of dignity?"

Frankie let out an equally resigned sigh, "I hear yah buddy, but let's be honest..that ship has long sailed, burned and crashed...so how about we just have a good time here while figure out our next move?", she asked in as comforting way as possible...

Mac sighed but agreed...and walked side by side with Frankie out in the open...all the while he tried to keep his eyes of her now VERY exposed figure...

Frankie tried to extend the same cutesy...but that ship also crashed and burned the moment she watched the pencil chest hairs washed down his chest and down his speedo...

It took Frankie all her flustered will power not to giggle...the only thing cuter then his chubby, bubble rear popping out for all to see...was his itty bitty wick- which she could see thanks to years of experience of being forced to see every exacting detail of an entire house by a certain snobbish rabbit - that was 'trying' to have an erection at the sight of her...

'Thankfully' for her, any desire for mirth she had at this sight was soon killed by a downpour of hoots, hollering, catcalls at both their exposed figures...

"Dang is there a special today?! Red headed babysitters bringing their Teeny Weeny boytoy's eat free, or something?!"

Frankie blinked at that, 'What, what dose that mean? Are there other-

Her thoughts were broken at the sight of her now sobbing friend...

Soon Frankie was red again, but for entirely different reasons-

CRACK!

Now they were all sobbing as they clutched their now mangled groins-

BAM!

Right before Frankie tossed them int he garbage can...

Mac wipes off a tear, "Thanks Frankie...your awesome."

Frankie smirks, "No problem- she then looks very worried -but we should probably get our here fast." She says as she quickly grabs Mac and makes a run for it as some security guards were heading there way to seemingly see what the commotion was...

"There they are! Just like Ms . Northwest said!"

"You sure? Weren't they supposed to be Gravity Falls residents? I've never seen those two around town..."

"Hey, our orders were to look for 'The scrawny, pasty little, nerd boy with brown hair hanging out with the giant, older,slutty fiery, violent red-head, with big breasts. Despite clearly being WAY out of his league and also both wearing inappropriately tiny swimwear.' You want to tell the boss she made a mistake?"

"Good point..."

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And of course, girls are not immune form this lack of experience either...

"Oh...heh, heh. So the machine got you too, huh?" Asked Lola nervously, while trying very hard to keep all the toilet paper she'd stuffed her top and bottom with from falling out...

"Yeah, heh...what can you do?" Said Tommy awkwardly while he tried very hard to ignore the burning pain he felt in his groin after stuffing a large sausage fresh from the grill 'down there'...

The two flustered pre-teens desperately tried to make small talk and figure a way out of their predicament...

All the while they thought: 'We should'a just let that stupid beaver boy and sadistic red head leave town and took our chances in the smoldering wreck that used to be our town when we had the chance...better they'd have ended up here and dealt with this nonsense instead of us...'

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"Hey twerp! With that Teeny Weeny your practically a eunuch! What say we make it official!" Cackled Vicky, naked save for a hocky mask as she revved up her chainsaw...

An equally naked Timmy whimperd as he covered his mini-loins and ran through the forest...

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'Wait, what are we thinking!? That Bitch was nuts!', they think to themselves as they walk together into the public part of the pool...

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