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Chapter Eighty Five.

Saber.

True Name: Puss.

Alternate Names: Puss in Boots, El Gato con Botas.

Alignment: Chaotic Good.

Gender: Male.

Attribute: Earth.

Likes: "Do you really need asking? Sigh, if you really want me to tell you... Mice... Milk... Balls of yarn... Next question, if you please?"

Dislikes: "Let's see, water, dogs... I'm a cat, paisano! What else were you expecting?"

Natural Enemy: Fairy Knight Gawain.

Parameters:

Strength: C

Endurance: C

Agility: A

Mana: B

Luck: A

Noble Phantasm: A+

Biography:

There are nine life stories for Puss in Boots. In the first one, he was the cat a miller left to his youngest child, and the cat helped his master to earn a nobility title as the Marquis of Carabas, kill a giant, and marry the king's daughter. In the second one, Puss decided to turn into a sword slinging adventurer and mercenary, a romantic caballero who stole the hearts of many a kitty. But his most elusive and truest love was his rival and match, Kitty Softpaws.

Puss spent the rest of his lives in this persona. In one of them he was hired to kill the ogre Shrek and his loyal sidekick, a donkey named Donkey. After being beaten by them, Puss asked to be accepted as their friend, and he helped them through many adventures. Eventually, however, he split from them to have his own highly successful spinoff.

Class Skills:

Riding: B

Saber is very competent at horse riding, and thanks to his friendship with Donkey, on an ass this Skill is ranked A+. He also can handle chariots and boats, although he hates water like any other cat. Even so, if he should fall into the water he can swim to safety. He can get along fine with dragons since a female dragon was Donkey's wife, and they normally won't attack him, but he still cannot ride Dragons or Phantasmal Beasts.

In any instance, Saber rarely needs driving or riding anything since his enchanted boots can take him almost anywhere quite fast. No matter his tiny size, he will all but leap in huge strides across the country.

Magic Resistance: B

Cats are often thought of as magical familiars, and Puss lived in fairy tales lands full of magic users, many of whom fought him. With few exceptions, he prevailed in all of said brawls. The skill is ranked accordingly.

Personal Skills:

Animal Instinct: A

A natural inclination to detect sources of danger or meals. The drive of a noble beast to secure his survival, in a way humans can't understand.

Saber can use this to guide himself through the wilderness. Even if he is in strange land, navigation to safety is possible. He can regain mana by feeding on small forest animals like birds or squirrels.

Should he be dropped away from Chaldea on purpose he will find his way back even if he needs Rayshifting on his own. A cat talent.

Nine Lives: A

A passive skill borderlining on Noble Phantasm that allows Saber to return from death eight times after being summoned. One of the reasons why it isn't a Noble Phantasm as such is because Saber doesn't even need to be aware of it for it to be activated... truth is, Saber often lost track of which live he was at.

Mechanically it works in a similar way to Berserker Heracles' Twelve Lives.

Fencing: A

A skill developed from observation of humans around him, as Puss appears to have had no formal teachers. Saber is a whirlwind in combat, extremely nimble on his feet and aided by his boots with amazing portents of jumping while slashing.

He is also fond of taunting adversaries in battle, or flirting with females. His advances are rarely humored by those who are not felines, but other than one target of his affections, he is immensely popular with other cats.

He cannot handle large swords, only fencing and scrima weapons.

Noble Phantasms:

Cute Face- No One can Resist the Ace: A

Anti-Army, up to 50 units at a time.

This Noble Phantasm is activated by Saber taking his hat off and holding it in his fore paws. He then makes huge, incredibly cute eyes at his enemies. His eyeballs widen and his ears are pulled back, granting him a defenseless air that even Evil aligned Servants take as irresistibly moving. Incredible as it may seem, everyone in Saber's immediate proximity is so stunned by his cuteness that they are paralyzed for three rounds, making them into easy pickings. The Noble Phantasm itself is not lethal but stunned victims can be killed in short order with little to no resistance. Eye of the Mind ranked B or upwards can resist the effects of the Noble Phantasm, and blind Servants are unaffected for the most part.

It is totally ineffective onother cat Servants. It can be used to take advantage of friends and allies, so they give Saber free acommodations and food, but the more you get to know Saber the less effective it will become.

Summoning: "I am Saber! Puss in Boots, loved by one and all."

Start of Battle:

"Fear me if you dare."

"I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can let me find a simple score."

"Pet the kitty!"

Attack:

"Ole!"

"Hsssss!"

"Claw in your eyes!"

"Chiquillo!"

"Valor y al toro!"

Damage:

"Mreeeooowww!"

"Miauuuuuuu!"

"That wasn't funny, colega!"

"Yiiiiiiiii!"

Victory:

"My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!"

"Who did you think I was, hermano? Neco Arc?"

"Mi casa es su casa."

Defeat:

"I'm supposed to be a fearless hero! A legend!"

"Holy frijoles!"

"Which ones was I at? The ninth one? Caramba!"

"I still have a few lives left."

Defeat by Noble Phantasm:

A giant bipedal wolf appears as a shadow presence, looking over Saber's body. It laughs cruelly while Saber screams, fading away.

Noble Phantasm Activation: "Calm down, hermanos. Can't we all be friends? I mean... woud you hit someone with this face?"

Extra Dialogue:

"El Quijote! Mi mare, I'm honored!" (When you have Lancer Don Quixote).

"Two countrymen! A hug here, brothers! Yeeeeeoooowww! My tail! You stepped on the tail!" (When you have Assassin Mortadelo and Filemon).

"The señorita saw me, turned around and ran. Why?" (When you have Assassin Wu Zetian).

"British scum! I can smell her kind from a continent away!" (When you have Rider or Archer Francis Drake).

"The Hound of Ulster? Doesn't matter, you aren't a real dog, let's shake them!" (When you have Lancer or Caster Cu Chulainn).

Birthday: "Feliz cumpleaños! Pity nobody around here is good at cooking paellas. Or a nice gazpacho, maybe... Prrrrrr!"

Event: "Let's give those good fellows a few lessons on flamenco, Maestro!"

Holy Grail: "I learned hard from the Wishing Star, Maestro, yes... This time I won't be as foolish as before... This time I'll wish for unlimited wishes!"

To be Continued.