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Still Better than Black Keys.
Chapter One Hundred Fifteen.
Moon Cancer.
Real Name: Ganesha, Caragiri Jinako.
Also Known As: Vinayaka.
Gender: Female.
Alignment: Lawful Good.
Attribute: Heaven.
Likes: Eating potato chips late at night, ice cream.
Dislikes: Work, the real world.
Natural Enemy: Reajuu.
Parameters:
Strength: B
Endurance: A++
Agility: E
Mana: B
Luck: A
Noble Phantasm: C
Biography:
So, I haven't read much about this Ganesha god dude, but I think he, like, was born from two gods and his dad was an asshole who didn't want a son and he only made a kid outta blankets and gave it to his wife and she gave life to those blankets. Weird, isn't it? But like I said, the dad was an asshole and the brat was being noisy and the dad like cut his head off, that's too much. The kid's mom began crying and this dude felt bad. So he makes his evil demons look for the brat's head but they couldn't find it, they only found a baby elephant's head and he sewed it to the dead kid who came back to life. Ultra creepy. Anyway, now the kid eats a lot like an elephant and he's the fat god Ganesha.
I know a bit more about Jinako-chan. We met in the Moon Cell. She was a shut-in so we didn't socialize much, that'd be bad for my social image. But she's like a good girl and also Karna's Master, I guess. She fused with Ganesha in the India Lostbelt and they're totes made for each other. Can I go now? I gotta better things to do.
- Gozen Suzuka, Saber.
Class Skills:
Magic Resistance: A
Why does it look like everyone has this now?! It used to be, it was something special! What's the point of slinging magic around if anyone can neutralize it!? If I were a Caster, I'd be really steamed!
- Kagurazaka Asuna, Saber.
Riding: A
I'm not against fat chicks as long as they're cute. She can ride me anytime she wants!
She kinda reminds me of Glasses, who is hot herself, and I don't have to cuck my boy Negi! Bonus!
- Jack Rakan, Archer.
Divinity: B
Ganesha really should choose his hosts more carefully. If he was previously obese, adipose and slow in his prior life, why would he pick a vessel perpetuating those unwanted traits? Or is it a matter of compatibility? It's for the best he didn't ask for this body, I guess! I don't want to share it with anyone else!
- Ishtar, Archer.
Personal Skills:
Prosperous Business: A
Bah! This lass has no eye for business at all. The whole of her good fortune at enterprises is based on nothing but blind luck. 'A blessing of the gods'! Phooie! In the business of earning your money fair and square you should be tougher than the toughies and meaner than the meanies and this lass is neither! She reminds me of my nephew Gladstone! All stumbling into success but no direction!
- Scrooge Mc Duck, Lancer.
Broken Tusk: B
I fail completely to see what this skill is good for. A sign of bad dental hygiene and tooth decay shouldn't be a cause for pride. I would need further research to complete a checkup of her condition, but I'm no veterinarian.
-Florence Nightingale, Berserker.
Vinayaka: EX
Ganesha, also known as Vinayaka, is a god of a very sweet nature and gentle disposition. He will remove as many obstacles from the safety of his protege as possible. Fight on, Jinako-san! We all are behind you.
- Belldandy, Ruler.
Noble Phantasms:
Ganesh Impact: C
Anti-Unit.
When corralled, she just runs at you, and FREAKING SMASHES YOU FLAT with that giant stomach! It may sound dumb but it's the most effective kind of attack, lemme tell you, Chief! Ofelia used it on us all the time!
- Mortadelo, Assassin.
Ganesha Vighneshvara: A
Anti-Obstruction.
Good hikikomoris know how to protect themselves from the real world. N,ormies must be kept at bay. I guess that she succeeds more at this than I ever did! Mad respect, Senpai.
Using this Noble Phantasm is difficult, but then, keeping one's privacy is always a difficult task. It's a Bounded Field protected by divine authority that keeps everyone outside. I wish I had one.
- Hasegawa Chisame, Alter Ego.
Summon: "What fortune to have summoned me. I bring forth luck, offer riches, and I act as absolute comfort to others... In other words, I am a Divine Spirit who promises you a vacation... Pseudo-Servant, Moon Cancer, Ganesha. I bring you wealth with my presence alone... Just remember: don't bring me up to the front line that often... "
Oh, for the good old days where we kept it simple...
- Artoria Pendragon, Saber.
Beginning of Battle:
"Perish, scrawny ones..."
Well, I take offense to that one!
- Dana Ananga Jagannatha, Caster.
"Bite your tongue and... die..."
Oh, if only it were that simple!
- Itoshiki Nozomu, Caster.
Attack:
"Why?"
"Fine..."
"You sure are an oddball..."
Let's all be honest here, people. None of us have especially clever lines for this kind of thing. Let's get off Senpai's case for a while.
- Aijo Rentarou, Foreigner.
Damage:
"Just stop..."
You didn't say the safe word!
- Kitami Reika, Caster.
"Nope, doesn't hurt!"
If you say so. Let us, then, add more until we reach your pinnacle of fear. Hroo! Hraaaa!
- Jonathan Crane, Lancer.
Victory:
"Drop some... rare items..."
Rejoice, young lady. Here, have some ever useful Black Keys.
- Rasputin Kotomine Kirei, Assassin.
"Why is my body this heavy...?"
Chirp, I wonder. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with those midnight raids on my kitchen.
- Benienma, Saber.
"These curves... and THESE curves...!"
Well, you are sexy in your own way...
- Hanezono Hahari, Alter Ego.
Defeat:
"I hit a save point... so I... regret nothing..."
Mama mia! This ragazza is smart! She knows how it's-a done!
- Mario Mario, Rider.
"Gods are supposed to be... never mind..."
Well, we were until you Pseudos started watering the brand down!
- Skuld, Caster.
"You're irrelephant... Get it..."
Well, you're better than Joker, I'll give you that!
- Oswald Cobblepot, Lancer.
Defeat by Noble Phantasm:
"Seriously, stop..."
I'm starting to feel guilty. Why are we all picking on this pitiful being, mind telling me again?
- Yu Meiren, Assassin.
Noble Phantasm Activation:
"Ganesh Impact! O' Human Bullet, Take It Seriously From Tomorrow!"
"Ganesha Vighneshvara: Hail Me, I am the God of Obstacles!"
Dialogue Samples:
"Karna-san is everyone's Dad even in a place like this... I'm a bit jealous, but if you're the Master then it can't be helped. I've become Ganesha-san's Pseudo-Servant so it seems like he can't recognize me... If Karna-san is in good health then that's enough! No, it's a bit super painful! I want to hurry and return to my original form...!" (When you have Lancer Karna).
I'm sorry, I still don't remember anything. I do remember Amakusa-san, however.
-Karna, Lancer.
"Whaaaat!? You're Ganesha-san's Mama, no, his esteemed Mother! Ah, umm, err, I, I didn't say anything!? I've only said remarks like you have no delicacy or that you're an ill-natured person who thinks she can just force her way through everything with just the smile on her face, because we're family... Ah, just a second, someone's calling for me so I'll have to take my leave here..." (When you have Lancer Parvati).
Where did I fail!?
-Parvati, Lancer.
"This is...! The presence of the same type of Sta...I mean, Servant! The smell of a completely useless indoor-type! Though that one's a princess of an otaku circle and even draws adult doujins and the like? Hmm, seems like her orientation's a bit different from mine. My selling point is that I am genuinely passive, indulging myself in nothing but things that were given to me. None can compete with this lack of productivity of mine! I win! Ah, I feel somewhat miserable now." (When you have Assassin or Archer Osakabehime).
This is why I like hanging out with Chisame-chan better!
- Osakabehime, Assassin.
"Ueh, BB!? Why is she here!? She must be plotting something bad again... Hmm, for some reason it feels like she's helped me out a bit this time. She connected the me of an originally distant world to the Ganesha-san of this world... is what it seems like? Well, she's probably getting loads of appealing rewards for this somewhere I don't know of. So, without a shred of gratitude, I'll be hiding inside this kotatsu while she hasn't turned me into her toy yet." (When you have Moon Cancer BB).
She talks so much, and yet she has so little to say. It's fascinating, in a way...
-BB, Moon Cancer.
"There is a Servant I recognize. I won't tell who they are though. Well, they were a third-rate Servant who could do nothing but be on the defensive against Karna-san after all. The current me has nothing to fear! More like, me and Karna-san could even team up and get revenge!" (When you have Saber Nero, Archer EMIYA or Caster Tamamo-no-Mae).
Who was this person again?
- Tamamo-no-Mae, Caster.
Birthday: "Happy birthday! I'm giving you the gift of the right to work for free the whole day today! Now get to work...for me!"
This Senpai may have something going on there.
- Saotome Haruna, Caster.
Event: "God has spoken... Now is your chance... In other words, Ms. Ganesha wants to say this: pour yourself into the festival!"
This better not be a Summer Event! Hey, it's a special activity to save a landed whale! HA HA HA HAH HAH!"
- The Joker, Assassin.
Holy Grail: "Use the Holy Grail to make me reach level 100... Use it on Karna, Arjuna, and Rama too..."
I'm not touching this one.
-Angra Mainyu, Avenger.
To be Continued.