Fate Grand Order is the creation and intellectual property of Nasu Kinoko and Type Moon.
Still Better than Black Keys.
Chapter One Hundred Fifty Two.
Hey. The Protagonist here. They also call me Gudako, you can call me Fujimaru Ritsuka if you want. Look, I wanted to write about a very cute FGO waifu but they said my entry was too racy and told me to write about a guy instead. I burn all men as soon as I get them, so they all are the same for me. So I just grabbed this Servant's name at random and now I'm gonna tell you about him so I get paid.
They said my input was extra valuable since I'm the Master. If I'm so valuable why do I have to do odd jobs like writing this crap to get by?
Berserker.
Real Name: Darius III, I just looked it up. Three? How did those uglies reproduce that far?
Also Known As: That one Berserker from the first PV nobody likes.
Gender: Male. I mean, can you imagine a woman being that ugly?
Alignment: Chaotic Something.
Attribute: Human. But he doesn't look like it.
Likes: Screaming.
Dislikes: Shutting up.
Natural Enemy: It must be Iskandar, whoever that is, since he screams his name a lot.
Alternate Classes: Rider? He's in a chariot thing.
Parameters:
Strength: A
Endurance: A+
Agility: B
Mana: E
Luck: D
Noble Phantasm: A
Damn, them's some stats. If I played this crap to win I even might pick the bastard up!
Biography:
Let's see what the net has to say about this guy. Like I said, I burn him every time I get him, so I know nothing about this loser.
He was some king of Ancient Persia who fought Alexander the Great. Alexander is that big guy from that Zero anime who has all those doujinshi with the long haired old man, isn't he?
Isn't Angry Mango from Ancient Persia too? Why are all of their Servants ugly losers?
Class Skill:
Mad Enhancement: B
'The Class Skill that characterizes a Berserker, raises basic parameters and strengthens one's physical abilities in exchange for hindering mental capacities and/or in exchange for their sense of reason. In some cases, it also affects and/or seals away some techniques, Personal Skills and Noble Phantasms.'
I love copypasting sometimes. That quote up there just gave this sheet a lot of seriousness and stuff, geeks will eat it up.
Anyway, this freak is really crazy and yells a lot. He's giving me a headache.
Personal Skills:
Golden Rule: B
This monster's loaded! He has tons of money to waste on gacha!
Disengage: A
Looking it up... Disengage means...
AH HA HA HA! This big musclehead's a coward! His most special talent is running away! Oh, this is rich!
Battle Continuation: A
This one means, if the Type Moon Wiki isn't lying, that he can keep on fighting just fine even if they are killing him off.
I would just call that 'being stupid'. Bro, if you're a disengaging coward, just flee for your life!
Noble Phantasm:
Athanaton Ten Thousand: A
It doesn't have a skip animation function either so I'm not bothering. No doubt it's flashy and it takes a lot of time.
Summon: He just yells. Shut up!
Start of Battle:
He just keeps on yelling. He doesn't have anything interesting to say!
Attack:
Yelling, yelling, yelling! Should've picked that Bart Rogers or Robert!
Damage:
Yells.
Damage by Noble Phantasm:
Yells!
Victory:
I know Berserkers are supposed to be mad but come on!
Defeat:
Nightingale is crazy too but she has kinda funny things to say when she wins or loses!
Noble Phantasm Activation:
See Noble Phantasm above.
Extra Dialogue:
Dialogue? What kind of dialogue is he gonna have with anyone? He can't even tell me what's his name!
He sounds kinda happy with this one. They are trying to kill each other like extra hard but that's how yaoi love works I think. (When you have Rider Iskandar).
Birthday: Who would invite him to a party?
Event: Like I'd take him anywhere.
Holy Grail: He'd probably just break it.
And that's a wrap, now I'm gonna burn him out and roll for that cute Australian Foreigner.
Next:
The Traitor.
To be Continued?