"This isn't right." Birdo stated as she was inside the Coconut Mall, holding a map of the entire racecourse. "Why would the girls be traced here when they're at the castle?"
King Bob-omb approached her with Goomboss, the two being patrol cops for the tropical mall. "Maybe it's because they were here quite a while ago."
"Yeah. I think I saw them buying some more dresses, knowing them." Goomboss stated as he moved his right foot about.
Birdo sighed as she faced King Bob-omb and Goomboss. "I'm not sure how that will help me, but thank you." She then ran off towards the garden in the center of the mall.
King Bob-omb moved his pixelated, orb shaped hands about as he faced Goomboss. "You were talking about the princesses, right?"
"...Actually, no. I was referring to those cute Noki girls," Goomboss admitted as he turned around, to see the Noki girls giggling as they waved back at him, causing him to gush as King Bob-omb sighed and placed his right hand on his face,
"Come on girls, just hold on..." Birdo stated as she scourged the entire garden, going past the fountain several times. "I know you guys have handled worse situations..."
"Like them being interswaped with each other?" Dry Bowser pointed out as he pulled up in his Offroader vehicle.
"What the... where did you come from?" Birdo asked in shock as she widened her eyes.
"Oh you know. Just being here to increase the word count and give the story a bit more... modernization," Dry Bowser stated, only for him to be reduced to a pile of bones as he and his car were crushed by Petey Piranha, who failed another flying test.
Birdo blinked in shock as Petey chuckled nervously, the mutated piranha plant having lost his groove recently, with Birdo still praying for the girls trapped in the elevator. To make the situation even more weirder than it already was, the Pokemon God known as Arceus was present, simply walking on the beach.
"What? I can pop in too if I want." Arceus said while glancing at Birdo, tilting back his llama like head. "Besides, my presence will be explained in the chapter later on. You'll see."
"...I just... maybe I should get a drink." Birdo sighed as she looked around for the nearest tropical juice bar to drink away her woes in a fruity fashion.
"Something's gumming up the plumbing..." Sang the regularly playable green shelled Koopa Troopa on the first part.
"Poor Luigi's in a bind!" Followed Diddy Kong in tune.
"Giant turtles out to get him..." Added Toad, the young red-capped, blue vested mushroom boy smiling widely with glee.
Wendy O' Koopa stepped forward. "Creepy crabs are right behind!" She sang, winking to the audience.
"Fighter Flies! Jeeper Jipes!" Toadsworth chimed, going along with the beat.
"They're all coming out the pipes!" Koopa, Diddy, Toad, Wendy, and Toadsworth all sang in unison.
"MARIO, WHERE ARE YOU?!" Luigi concluded, doing a finishing pose.
The audience was silent for several seconds, and they started booing, throwing their plates of food at the stage, telling the singers to get off the stage.
Luigi and the other five characters frowned as they left the entertaining room, heading into the garden to chat amongst each other. Toadsworth, however, stayed behind as he pondered what happened to Princess Peach, asking Funky Kong to be on a look out, who nodded in agreement and headed upstairs to search for the pink-clad, blonde human princess.
"Man, that reception was cold." Funky remarked as he heard the booing, heading down the hallway as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head. 'i hope the girls didn't hear it..."
Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Toadette, and Sinnoh Region Pokemon Champion Cynthia from Pokemon's Gen 4 games of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl were all bored as heck, having been stuck for fifteen minutes within the elevator. Cynthia managed to do some meditating, while Toadette attempted to dig out, leaving only Peach and Daisy to themselves.
"I'm hungry," Peach whined, rubbing her stomach, which growled.
"Didn't you just ate before?" Daisy asked, flickering through her brownish colored hair.
Peach nodded. "Yeah, but I have a fast metabolism." She admitted, extending her arms into the air.
"What's metabolism?" Toadette asked, glancing up at Daisy.
Daisy only shrugged. "I don't know. I guess it's stamina." She said as she then got into a meditating position.
Toadette rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I'll think of a way to get us out." She stopped digging, sat down, closed her eyes and got into a yoga stance, meditating as well.
Peach sighed. She, too, closed her eyes, but she felt that she had something inside her that she had to expel... and that something was something that the other three girls didn't want. Peach farted a big bassy fart, her deep pitched tuba poot causing the elevator to shake, which was easy to expect from Princess Peach farting since she always did these flatulent shenanigans.
PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!
"...Ewwww!" Daisy, Cynthia, and Toadette all in disgust, covering their noses (except Toadette who didn't have one) and glaring at Peach. "Peach, that's disgusting!" "That's not very lady like of you, Peach..." "Keep your bad gas inside, Princess Poot!"
Peach frowned, being called out by the other three females. "Oh come on, I held it in me for too long. Besides, it's natural," She said with a smile, then turning it into a smug smirk. "Besides, none of you should be so hypocritical. You love farting too!" She felt another brown stain making fart emerging out of her, giggling as it poofed up her stinky pink dress.
Daisy thought about this, and she nodded in agreement, grinning as well. "Peach has a point. Plus..." She stood up, and bent down, to fart on her own right. Princess Daisy farting was almost as powerful as Peach's flatulence, with it being loud and brassy.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Toadette coughed a bit, waving her right hand to blow the smell away as she could sense how much it stunk. "Peeyew! Daisy, you really packed a scent in that one!" She stated, moving slightly away from Daisy to the left. "I may not have a nose, but even I can tell how bad this stinks!"
Peach giggled. "Oh, Daisy, you really are crazy sometimes, but I like you like that." She then paused for a moment, and let out a two second wet fart, giggling even more as Daisy and Toadette busted into laughter.
Cynthia turned her head to the other direction, disgusted. "Ugh! Immaturity at its best..." She muttered quietly to herself as she closed her eyes.
Daisy wiped her forehead after laughing, and she patted Peach on the right shoulder. "Boy, Peach, you sure have it beat when it comes to farting! I don't think any of us can be as great a farter as you."
Peach blushed, giggling. "Oh, Daisy..."
Toadette scoffed, shaking her head. "Please! I may be small, but I have plenty of gas in me! Watch..." She stood up, and closed her eyes, struggling to fart, until...
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARB! (worst word for use as fart sound effect ever)
Several seconds passed, with Toadette farting more bassy farts that got deeper pitched with each gas passing, Toadette laughing confidently as she proved to be as gassy as her fellow two human princesses.
Peach giggled, coughing a bit as she smelt the gassy stench that now filled the elevator. "See, Toadette? You got it in you too! It wasn't that bad to do!"
Daisy nodded, patting Toadette on the head. "Yeah, Toadette. You have a lot of guts cutting the cheese in an elevator that can't be opened!"
Cynthia slapped her forehead. "I can't believe they're still doing such immature nonsense when we're trapped in what could very well be our prison..." She complained again to herself, not being part of the fart-obsessed trio of girls.
Toadette laughed heartily, putting her arms behind her pink-capped mushroom capped head. "Aw shucks! You should see what I do after I have eighteen pounds of broccoli."
Peach gasped, and she stood up, walking over to Toadette with her hands on her hips. "Really? Well, I can just eat one bean burrito and I'm making a truckload of gas!" She grunted, and then let out a loud, brassy fart that lasted five seconds.
Daisy applauded, laughing as she complimented while emitting a raunchy fart of pooting tootness, "Whoa, Peach! You sure know how to execute the deadly stench!" Though strangely, she wasn't bothered at all by the smell that started to linger through the stopped elevator.
Cynthia sighed and shook her head, standing up as she folded her arms and glanced at the three girls in disgust. "I can't stand anymore talk of farting! Can we just wait until someone rescues us!?"
Silence. Peach, Daisy, and Toadette did not say another word as Cynthia kept glaring at them, who then sighed and closed her eyes. But she made a fatal mistake... she accidentally farted right at that precious moment.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Peach, Daisy, and Toadette all gasped in shock, and then smirked as they glanced at Cynthia, who was horrified, and she then gasped, covering her mouth.
"I...I..." As Cynthia blushed a bright red, completely embarrassed, she let out another loud fart, which caused the other three girls to laugh. Cynthia placed her hands on her face, sobbing in embarrassment as she let out a small little poot shortly afterwards. Peach, Daisy, and Toadette all continued laughing with giddy at Cynthia's embarrassing farting moment, forgetting that they were still trapped in the elevator.
Who knew that the farting girls had so much bad gas in them... sheesh. What did they eat!?