Birdo was going through the Sunshine Airport as she was looking all over the airport terminal, trying not to get run over by the huge airplanes, or the various Mii racers on karts, bikes, and ATVs.

"Oh, I hope I can find those girls soon," Birdo stated as she entered the cargo hold of the airplane on the race track via flutter jumping. "I know that Toadette and Daisy don't like waiting on gifts..."


Princess Peach Toadstool, Princess Daisy, Princess Zelda, and the humanoid mushroom girl Toadette were all still stuck inside the cramped elevator, wondering if they were ever going to get out. The four were all sitting in the northwestern corner of the elevator, looking at the buttons on the panel, which barely flashed anymore. Before long, Peach began crying, causing the other three to notice.

"Oh Peachy, come on!" Toadette moaned as she covered her invisible ears, "It's bad enough that we're cramped, tired, and hungry, but do you really need to cry? I'm no better since I'm known to be one too, but seriously-"

Peach continued wailing, until she stopped, putting her right index on her chin as she began thinking about it. "Hmm... now that you mention it, you're right..." She then gasped as her eyes widened. "Oh wait... I'm feeling something..."

Daisy screamed as she held Toadette in her arms, trembling with fright despite being a tomboy. "Ack! Peach, don't tell me that you have a bomb in here!"

Zelda blinked, scratching her head. "Wait a minute... I don't think Peach has a bomb, I think it's-"

Zelda couldn't finish off, as Peach screamed in pain for five seconds, before bursting in pain-

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Never mind. Cough. It was just Princess Peach farting again because the whole Internet loves that kinky fetish stuff due to Super Smash Bros.

"...Oh..." Peach stated as she blinked obliviously, blushing slightly as she giggled, waving her right hand around her mouth as she felt her stomach rumble, a huge fart erupting out of her. "Silly me! I just have bad gas! I'm farting a storm! Tee hee!" She let out another bassy fart that puffed up her smelly dress, taking in enjoyment of her farts. "Peeyew, heehee! I guess I'm feeling farty today!"

Daisy, Toadette, and Zelda all gave Peach the silent treatment as they stared at the pink gassy princess, unamused as they all had disappointed looks on this faces... at least for several seconds.

"..." Daisy then broke the silence as she bent over to the right, letting out an even more disgusting burst of flatulence. PRRRRRRRRRT. "Beat that!" Daisy laughed as she coughed a bit from her own foul stench, wiggling to let loose a wet brown stain making poot.

Toadette face palmed as she groaned, saying in the company of the three princesses, "Thank the lord mushrooms that I don't have a nose..." She then let out a raunchy fart of her own, making her shrug casually. "I guess I'm no better off..."

"...Some princesses these two are..." Zelda groaned as she watched Peach and Daisy laugh in their own company of flatulence. She folded her arms and sighed as she glanced at Toadette, asking, "Did these two hang out with Wario a lot, or was it something-"

"Actually," Toadette remarked as she giggled a bit embarrassingly, rubbing the back of her head while looking straight at Zelda, "These two had bad gas since they were born. I guess you could say that Wario got it from them because he hung around with them and tried to hook up with either one, even though he was a baby."

Zelda blinked in shock as she simply shook her head and stated, "It's amazing how Waluigi could put up with that... speaking of Waluigi..." She began pondering out of curiosity, "I wonder how he's doing, anyway..."


Meanwhile, somewhere far off from Princess Peach's Castle, Mario and Waluigi were fighting it off with each other as they laid several blows on each other, being in the middle of the green, grassy Mushroom Meadows, with no viewers watching the would be epic battle...

...except Dry Bowser, because he was just making a very brief cameo.

"And I would like it to stay that way," Dry Bowser stated as he sipped his tea, wrapping his bony arms around the back of his skeletal head.


Back in the elevator, Peach and Daisy began to play patty cake after stinking up the cramped space with even more flatulence, the amount powerful enough to poison the entire humanoid Mushroom population of the Mushroom Kingdom. Zelda and Toadette were chatting with each other, wondering how they could get out.

"We could always get a drill and use it to break through the metallic door," Toadette suggested as she smiled.

Zelda shook her head. "But where are we even going to get a drill? I mean, it's not like any of us have magical panties." She then received an awkward stare from both Peach and Daisy, who turned around to stare straight at Zelda, making the galactic princess a bit nervous as she chuckled nervously, sweatdropping.

"Don't ever underestimate the craziness in the Mario universe, Zelda," Daisy replied as she wrapped her right arm around Zelda, adding on, "Why, we break the laws of physics and logic so badly that they don't even exist! Isn't that right, Peach?"

However, Peach was too busy trying to use a lighter she pulled out to make her farts flame, giggling with glee as she pooted and saw the flame go up. However, this proved to be incredibly stupid, because of the huge amount of flatulence already in the elevator, and with the lighter out and the flame coming right out...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Surprisingly enough, the elevator was stable enough to keep the cramped space, but all the metallic from the inside basically melted off, and all of the four trapped girls were severely burnt. Daisy, Zelda, and Toadette all angrily eyed Peach, who's nervous giggles piped down as her smile faded into a frown, letting out a tiny poot in despair.