Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: You know what? It's been five years, I think it's fair that I give this an actual, proper conclusion. Enjoy, everyone.
"What did he mean by this?"
Birdo was high in the sky at the Cloudtop Cruise, racing out of the stormy Thundercloud section and onto the giant brown block as she returned to the green beanstalk that led to the starting line, shaking her head as she watched the Miis cheering her on from the puffy white clouds hovering above the race course.
"Well, I searched just about everywhere." Birdo sighed in defeat as she shook her head, stopping her Wiggler ATV as she placed her hands on her face. "The last place where they could possibly be... is in Peach's Castle." She then slammed her head on the steering wheel, causing her to fall right through the cloud as she screamed, tumbling alongside the Wiggler based all terrain vehicle.
Princess Peach Toadstool, Princess Daisy, Pauline, and Toadette all were still trapped in the elevator, having been stuck in there for literally hours, all four of them wondering if any of them would ever get out. Suddenly, the elevator began shaking, with all four girls screaming as they held onto each other, being frightful. Peach farted bassily first, then Daisy farted louder in deeper pitched, and then Pauline farted the loudest, all three of the human princesses having huge, embarrassing brown stains on the back of their dresses. Toadette only let out a cute little poot as she giggled with embarrassment, the other three glancing down at her as the elevator suddenly began moving up at a fast pace.
Outside the elevator on the highest floor was Silver The Hedgehog, who was using his green psychic powers to summon the elevator. Behind him were Dry Bowser and the gray colored robotic operating buddy R.O.B., who wondered why the girls were stuck in the first place. As the elevator was brought up, Dry Bowser performed a shoulder bash, breaking through the elevator door as he essentially freed the girls.
"YES!" All four girls screamed cheerfully with hope as they ran out, jumping with joy as they were extremely pleased to be back outside again. "Freedom at least!" "We're finally free!" "The nightmare is over at last...!" "Fresh air! I can live again!"
R.O.B. moved his grayish mechanical arms up and down, shocked to see how happy the four girls were. "You seem to have gone through a lot," He stated in his robotic monotone voice.
Peach nodded as she was crying tears of joy, falling to her knees and tightly hugging R.O.B. "Oh, you had no idea..."
"I thought we were going to die in there!" Daisy added as she also sobbed joyfully, her eyes closed as her hands were on her face. "I'm just so happy to have the moon shine on me!"
Pauline didn't cry as much as the other three girls, but her tears were noticeably visible. "Oh... it is so nice to be back outside and out of that horrid, cramped elevator..." She stated, not sobbing as much but still cried joyfully.
Toadette moved her arms about frantically in an overjoyed manner, thanking Dry Bowser and Silver. "Oh! Thanks, you two! I had no idea that we would be rescued!"
Dry Bowser chuckled as he folded his skeletal arms together. "Oh, it's no problem. We got a message from the future telling us that the only way the future wouldn't be messed up was to rescue you four."
Toadette gasped as she slapped her hands on her face, shocked as she turned to Silver. "What? Seriously?"
Silver chuckled as he shrugged, nodding his head in response. "That's right. Neither myself or Dry Bowser seem to recall who told us, but I take the guy's word to account. After all, maybe it'll improve my own future years from now." He rolled his eyes as he folded his arms, shaking his head. "Not like I need to be concerned about my would be far off future home."
Toadette smiled as she tightly hugged Dry Bowser and Silver, before rejoicing with the three human princesses, all of them clamoring amongst each other as they all garnered a new appreciation and respect for each other, all of them thankful for the horrifying experience.
Princess Peach Toadstool remained the ever beloved ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, forcing her Toads to heighten security to make the castle safer to maneuver.
Princess Daisy remained her joyful tomboy self, but she had taken measures to make sure that she wouldn't get in a tight space again.
Pauline made it so that her library on the Comet Observatory always had room to walk through, ensuring that she wouldn't have a panic attack.
Toadette had her house refurbished to make it that she had more space. This wouldn't matter, as eventually she moved in with Dry Bowser, Silver The Hedgehog, and Petey Piranha in the middle of Seaside Hill.
Overall, the experience was definitely one the girls would never forget, and each of them always kept in touch to ensure that such a thing wouldn't happen again. And they all lived happily ever after...
...Except Pauline, who died and was replaced by a yellow Luma who used a transformation to make herself look and act like Pauline, not factoring the fact that she acted less like the real Pauline and had a noticeably higher pitched voice.