The next tournament season is next week! Without her suck powers how can she even attend. She would be absolutely useless! No this can't happen. She needed to find Paluntena right now. She dashed out of her room (still wearing Villager's clothes) heading towards Paluntena's. She knocked on the door, but no one answered. That's odd, maybe Paluntena is at the library with her angels. Without another second, she ran to the cafe.
The aroma of food smelled heavenly. Kirby's stomach growled. It wouldn't hurt to stop by the cafe right? She listened to her stomach and entered the food court. She saw her friends sitting, talking, and eating. She went to one of the vendors and ordered some food. Since she is a member of the smash roster, the food is free. She grabbed a tray and ordered 58 hamburgers with 100lbs of fries. She glanced around and spotted an empty seat next to her friends Mario and Peach.
She happily sat next to them. "Hey guys," she smiled. Mario and Peach stared at her in shock. "O-oh that's-a right. Um, a Peacha, this is-a um a Kirby," Mario introduced. "K-Kirby?!" Peach put her hand to her mouth. "Oh right, something awful happened to me last night. Actually have any of you seen Paluntena anywhere?" Kirby asked. The two shook their heads. "Kirby what happened to you?" Peach's eyes were wide open as she just couldn't believe that this beautiful woman was Kirby. "Well um, Paluntena did this to me. I'm not sure what I did wrong to upset her," Kirby frowned. Then it hit Peach. "Uh, w-why are you wearing Villager's clothes?"
Kirby didn't realize that she is still currently wearing Villager's clothes. "It's not what you think! I uh, panicked. I'll give it back," Kirby shook her head. She forgot that she just stole his clothes. How awful of her she thought. Mario and Peach exchange glances. "I can give you my clothes for now," Peach extended her hand to Kirby's. Kirby looked at her own hands. That's right, she has hands now. She grabbed Peach's and smiled at her. "Thank you, I would appreciate that." Mario couldn't help but hide his face. He is with his girlfriend right now, but something about Kirby wearing Peach's clothes just… He mentally slapped himself in the face. NO! THAT'S WRONG! It's Kirby and he already has a girlfriend. Also… IT'S KIRBY! He has to remember that this isn't just some hot girl. This is Kirby, one of his friends. The pink puffball! That's all he was. Just a.. Pink.. puffball and nothing else. Not this curvy sexy pink haired gem. Yep, definitely not the same person and definitely not a person he can fuck because he already has a beautiful blonde dame. Waahoo! Mario began shoving food in his mouth to distract himself from these two hot chicks.
Kirby started getting full, which is odd. She never felt full before. This is something she never experienced before. Her stomach started to hurt. She didn't even come close to finishing her food. "G-guys? Something is wrong with me," she groaned. "What-a is it?" Mario snapped out of his deranged thoughts. "My stomach.. It hurts?" Kirby said in confusion. She wanted to keep eating, but she just couldn't. The uncomfortable pain in her stomach was too intense. "Oh, Kirby, that means you're full. You need to stop eating," Peach explained, holding up her cup of tea. "S-stop eating?" This didn't happen. This is absolutely insane. "I… I'm sorry I need to go," Kirby stood up from her seat and walked away from the group. She couldn't run, her stomach hurt every time she took a step.
Peach caught up to Kirby. "Kirby, wait!" Peach grabbed Kirby's shoulder. "You need to rest your stomach, trust me. Here why don't we go to my room and rest," Peach suggested. "But, I need to find-
Peach grabbed Kirby's hand and took her to her room before Kirby could even finish her sentence. Damn this woman is fast. Kirby stood there awkwardly. "You need to rest. Lay down on my bed. In the meantime, I'll look for a dress that fits you," Peach clapped her hands together giving Kirby a warm smile. ("Gee, Peach is so kind. She's doing so much for me") Kirby thought in her head. She laid comfortably on Peach's bed and closed her eyes.
Two hours roll by. Peach gently shakes Kirby awake. "Huh, wha?" Kirby struggles to get out of bed. "I'm sorry, dear but I wanted to see if this dress would fit you. You see, even though you're a human now, you're still short teehee," Peach giggled. "Oh um, sure," Kirby started taking her clothes off in front of Peach. "Wait! Kirby don't you want to change in the bathroom instead?" Peach put her hand on her hips. "O-oh, haha, I'm sorry," Kirby blushed. That's right, that's not ladylike, huh. Kirby walked inside the bathroom and changed into Peach's dress. It is a cute simple pink dress. It fit surprisingly. She left the bathroom and showed Peach. Peach clapped her hands in delight. "Oh Kirby, It's so pretty on you." Kirby couldn't help but blush from embarrassment. "Thank you."
Peach has been a kind host, but it's time to find Paluntena. "Sorry Peach, thank you for everything, but I have to go," Kirby said walking out the door. "No worries, goodbye," Peach waved her off.
Kirby has been walking around looking for Paluntena, but she couldn't find the goddess of light anywhere. Just when Kirby was about to give up, she spotted Pit. "Pit! Hey pit!" She ran up to him. "K-Kirby?! OH THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE KIRBY! H-h-h-hi, Kirby," Pit gave her a cheesy smile. "Uh… You ok?" Kirby raised a brow. "Um, y-yeah! I mean, I'm loving your new look," Pit complimented. "Um, ok. Well anyway, have you seen Paluntena?" Kirby asked. Surely he would know, right? "Oh, you haven't heard?" Pit scratched the back of his head. "Heard what?" Kirby didn't like the sound of this. "Lady Paluntena won last season, so she went on vacation. She left for Villager's resort today with Master and Crazy hand. She somehow convinced them to go with her. I'm not sure how, but I mean she is good at getting what she wants," Pit explained. "WAIT WHAT! NO! YOU MEAN I'M STUCK LIKE THIS!" Kirby panicked. "Oh my Paluntena, she forgot to turn you back! This is horrible! I mean, well, I mean, I guess it's not the worst," Pit's face went red. "What're you talking about," Kirby narrowed her eyes and put her hand on her hips. "I mean, you were always adorable, but like I mean damn ya know," Pit looked away. "Pit you're acting weird," Kirby raised a brow. "Haha, well sorry I can't be of help, anyway I'll hopefully see ya around," he said walking back into his room.
Kirby sighed. This is so frustrating. What if she can't turn back by the time the next season starts. She'll be useless and lose for sure, or worse, she'll be kicked out of the roster! She's been there since the beginning, there's no way she'll be kicked out, right? RIGHT? The anxiety really started to kick in. She needed to see someone to turn her back, but if Paluntena and the hands were gone, then who?
Kirby paced back and forth in her room. She looked at the roster to see if anyone besides Paluntena could change her back. She fought everyone at least twice in the roster, and no one had power like Paluntena. Maybe someone from the assist trophy roster could change her back? Ugh, this is hopeless! She decided to leave her room and go on a walk. If she meets someone along the way, she'll ask for help. That is the best option for now.
A cry was heard on the third floor in the mansion. Kirby decided to investigate. The cry was coming from the bar. She spotted Luigi sitting on the bar stool all alone. "Luigi?" She patted his back. "AAAAHH!" Luigi jumped in shock. "Luigi! Luigi! It's ok, it's me Kirby," She sat him back down. "K-Kirby?" He stuttered. "Hey, what's wrong?" She frowned. "Oh Kirby, it's Daisy," Luigi cried. "What's wrong with Daisy? Is she hurt?" Kirby was genuinely worried for the princess. "No, Kirby. It's-a worse. I love her so much, but sometimes she make a-me feel so small," Luigi buried his face on the bar counter. "What? You're not small," Kirby pat Luigi's back trying to comfort him. "No Kirby, it's a different. Dammit I'm just a-gonna say it. I was just about to take a green pope down to her underground level, and in the middle she stops me and I can tell she's a-disappointed. I asked her what's a-wrong and, well, she was a-more than honest with me," Luigi explained. "Uh…" Kirby avoided eye contact. "SHE SAID MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SQUISHED A-GOOMBA!" he screamed. Luckily it was just him, Kirby, and the bar-tender around.
Kirby took a step back. "Oh, wow uh," Kirby couldn't find the words. "I don't want to a do, Kirby," Luigi's eyes were puffy and red. He's been crying a while. "There, there," Kirby patted Luigi's back once again. Luigi buried himself on Kirby's chest holding her tight. "Oh, wow. Um, hey how about we stop drinking. You need some sleep, I'll walk you back, ok," Kirby hugged Luigi back. "I guess a you're a-righta," he said, pulling himself off of her. The two walked up the stairs and headed toward the elevator. Ding! The two left the elevator and made their way inside Luigi's room.
Luigi's room looks nice. It's clean and smells of cologne. Kirby struggled to get drunk Luigi on his bed. "Okay, well I hope you feel better. Can I get you a glass of water?" Kirby said, already walking to the cupboard area. She found an empty glass and added tap water from the sink. "Here," she said, handing it to Luigi. Luigi sluggishly gulped down the water and set it on top of his nightstand. "Alright, well I'll let you rest," Kirby started walking towards the door. "Wait-a!" Luigi grabbed Kirby's arm. She looked back at him and smiled. "Oh, uh did you need me to stay?" Luigi pulled Kirby onto his bed and hugged her tight. "I'mma sorry, I'mma drunk-a," his face flushed with red. "That's ok, I can stay if you need," she hugged him back. "Oh Kirby, you are a-so kind. I just… I wish Daisy would-a…" he trailed off. He was definitely hurting. Kirby felt bad. She didn't like how Daisy treated her friend. Luigi has always been a kind lad. Always gave her flowers and held the door for her like a true gentleman. Comforting the kind man was the least Kirby could do right now.
Luigi continued to cry for an hour before he finally couldn't anymore. "Feeling better?" Kirby walked over to the window opening the blinds letting the moonlight seep. "Kirby…" he stared at the pinkette with hunger in his eyes. She's so beautiful, so caring, so perfect. He walked over to her. He wasn't used to being around a small woman. The rest of the women such as Daisy, Peach, and Zelda were always taller than him. He didn't want to admit it, but sometimes it could be intimidating. However, this woman right in front of him was smaller, about 5'0 exact. She is so cute and fragile, so different from most women he's ever seen. "I'm-a sorry, Kirby, I shouldn't-a do this, but I can't help it," he grabbed Kirby's face and smashed his lips into hers.
Kirby stood there in utter shock. She didn't know what to do! Luigi was kissing her! KISSING HER! He held her right, but she continued to stand stiff. This is fine, right? She started to feel funny, honestly something magical. She pushed Luigi off of her. A glow surrounded her and she transformed into Luigi Kirby! She had his cap and a green shirt with short overalls. Her hair is still long, but the pink has faded into light brown. She looked at her new gloved hands. She formed a green fire sitting on her hands. "W-what happened?!" She stared at Luigi in shock. "K-Kirby! Y-you still have-a your powers!" Luigi jumped back. She couldn't believe it! She still had her powers, but the method of getting it was… awkward and gross. Who cares though! She still had her powers! This means she still has a chance of at least attending the tournament next week. A big smile tugged at her lips. "Luigi, this is great news! I can still compete next week! I'm not useless!" She cheered. Luigi just stared at her in awe. "Luigi?" She shook him. "I uh, I just cheated on-a Daisy," he then fainted on the floor.