[Back at headquarters...]
Snepz: What are we gonna do now? I've become a phenomenon.
Rekrusha: Don't worry, Snepz. We can think of something!
[Rekrusha sees Serena and Jacob]
Serena: Mind if I use your phone?
Jacob: Sure.
[Jacob gives Serena his phone so she could take a selfie]
Serena: Heh.
*CLICK*
[Rekrusha smiles]
Rekrusha: Snepz, i have an idea.
[Rekrusha walks to Serena]
Rekrusha: hey, Serena. Hey, Jacob.
Serena and Jacob: Hey, Rekrusha!
Rekrusha: My buddy Snepz has a problem, can we just use your phone for some time?
Jacob: Sure! Anything for a friend in need!
[Jacob gives Rekrusha his phone]
Rekrusha: Thanks!
[Rekrusha walks back to the others]
Rekrusha: Okay, Stok Squad. Here's the plan.
[The phone's camera is switched on, and Rekrusha is seen]
Rekrusha: So... What am i doing again?
Snepz: Okay, my best friend. You are going to sing a song for our worldwide audience!
Rekrusha: But, what am I supposed to sing?
Snepz: Just make it up!
Rekrusha: *gasp* I know!
[Rekrusha gets her ukelele]
Rekrusha: I can sing about the heart of the internet!
Snepz: But, Rekr-
Rekrusha: One, two, three- [Inhales deeply]
Snepz: Rekrusha, there's no point. The internet has no heart, man. It's like goatse. It's made out of evil.
Rekrusha: But, Snepz, there's a beating heart in everything.
Snepz: Really? What about zombies?
Rekrusha: [Sighs] Okay. Everyone apart from people whose hearts don't beat.
Snepz: What about jellyfish?
Rekrusha: Ugh. Just press record, please.
[Snepz records, and Rekrusha starts playing his instrument, and singing]
Rekrusha: (sings)
*There's a beating heart in everything, except zombies, goatse, and jellyfish.*
*Look inside yourself, Internet, and think you see that you are being childish.*
*You are adding sombreros and lasers, to a kid who looked like he was tasered.*
*You laugh about it thinking it's funny, but is it, Internet? Is it really?*
*He's just a small boy with a heart like you, why'd you keep on trying to make him blue?*
*There's a beating heart in everything, and I know that there is one in you.*
[Snepz ends recording]
Rekrusha: Come on, Internet. I know you're better than that.
Snepz: And... upload!
[Snepz uploads the video]
Pictourr: Man, Snepz, I hope this doesn't get viral like the other video.
Narrator: 2 minutes later...
[Cut to the Stok Squad watching an edited version of Rekrusha singing, his song being parodied and almost unrecognizable]
Rekrusha: What's wrong with the internet, man? This video goes on for at least twenty minutes!
Pictourr: Is that even you? It looks like a random pile of triangles with a tringle eye.
Snepz: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, INTERNET! I'M COMING FOR YOU! I'M GONNA GO CYBER-WARRIOR ON YOUR-
Rekrusha: Calm down, Snepz. It's time to commence "Operation: Rule 54".