Drabbles: Twilight Saga

by Jessica314

This is a collection of silly little drabbles relating to the Twilight Saga. Utter silliness and shenanigans; do not take seriously.

74. math is hard

(I can't count this as a midnight sunstroke since it's not Edward, but this is from page 597)

Charlie: What do you think about all this, Carlisle? I mean, they're just teenagers. Isn't this a little... intense?"

Carlisle (laughing): Don't you remember being seventeen?

Charlie: Not really, no. Do you?

Carlisle: Certainly not. That was over 300 years ago!

Charlie:

Carlisle: I mean 30. No, wait...