At the 'Agency', now under the new management of ex-agent Lana Kane, we see the new leader being in a slump. Due to the fact she is working on a literal mountain of paper work that she is trying to burn through, since it is getting close to closing time. But, after all her hours of reading and writing her signature, she slumped her head on her desk and groans out, "ughhhhh...shiiiit...! Why does this have to take so God-damn long!" She yells out in her empty office as she drinks some of her scotch that she keeps on the edge of her desk.
All of a sudden, there was a equally groaning voice from someone outside of Lana's office that yells back,
"Because you take so God-damn long stupid!" Lana turns head to see who said that and it turned out to be one Cheryl Tunt. "Shut up Cheryl!"
"You're not my supervisor!" Cheryl yells back.
"Yes I am dumb-ass!" Lana yells out louder.
"Nice try, but not even Mrs. Archer could make me concede to that" Cheryl stated with her tongue sticking out, making Lana groaned
"No wonder Mallory sometimes accompany us on mission. It so she doesn't have to do all this damn paperwork and Cheryl damn mouth!" Lana muttered.
"Speaking of field... Why you let Pam back on the field again?" Cheryl asked
"Cause of that damn stupid dolphin puppet she insist on using." Lana growled "Seriously, even Ray look ready to shoot Pam puppet hand off."
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"I mean don't get me wrong, I love Pam. But if i see Beauregard anytime soon, I will let Archer beat her shit-less with that damn dolphin." Ray growled
Everyone (Even Zara) made a grunt in agreement.
"Damn..." Pam frowned "You guys are mean today."
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"Oh I thought it was cause Pam was too horny for the new drones." Cheryl said.
"That also true." Lana admitted. "But frankly, keeping Pam out of the office makes me jealous since she free of paperwork for a while. I'm so sick of this paperwork."
"Why don't you do what Mrs. Archer does when she pissed off at the job?" Cheryl asked
"Cause, I do not want to be known as the threatening to literally disembowel somebody... at least till 3 months." Lana sighed.
"Ha!" Cheryl laughed "Good luck with that! Everyone pretty sure we had a hand in killing that guy."
"Of course they do." Lana groaned. Secretly wondering if this was Mallory final eff you to whomever becomes her successor. By showing whoever takes her job at the office get stuck with all the damn headache and bullshit that comes with it.
Lana then got an idea.
"You know what, since you want to act like such a bratty secretary, I am gonna make sure you are a useful, bratty, secretary Cheryl! I am am going home while you have to do the rest of my paperwork." She adds with a satisfied smirk. "WHAT! That isn't fair!" Cheryl shouted crosses her arms in dismay.
"Too bad bitch. Do it, or there will be consequences." Lana sneers as she leaves with a sway of her curvy figure as she goes down the elevator.
"... Okay admittedly, Boss Lana now has my respect for leaving on abit of a badass dominatrix note. Having said that, she made one fatal error. I LIKE getting punished." Cheryl grinned.
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"That was so amazing! I can't believe you literally impaled that guy right in the mouth!" Pam cackled
"To be fair, it was pure luck the guy yawned at that precise moment." Zara shrugged
"At least you had fun," Cyril grumbled "Archer incited a riot on our end that nearly got us killed."
"I did not!" Archer protested.
"Oh yes you did," said Ray. "You just had make that huge speech to that crowd."
"How was I suppose to know that was a contro—"
Everyone stopped as the elevator open to see Lana (Shouting something about paperwork) beating the shit of Cheryl who was cackling happy as what appears to stacks of paper were on fire.
"Oh god-damn it." Archer groaned "Pam can you wait till payday till I pay you."
"Alright, but if your late, I'm going to have to beat you senseless." Pam said
"Dare I ask?" Ray questioned with a raise eyebrow.
"I bet Lana wouldn't snapped and beat Cheryl shit-less till at least 7 months." Archer admitted
"You know, I would be concern about you guys being so nonchalant but considering the red-head shit-eating grin, I gotta ask. Weird bdsm relationship?" Zara question
"There not dating, but I can assure you Cheryl is one twisted masochist." Cyril groaned.
"Anyone want t leave early and hit the bar rather than deal with this?" Archer asked
"I could drink," Ray admitted as he pressed the ground floor button.
The End