Ch.13
"You want us to say you two got turned into foxes by the Kyubi's chakra? The ninja will not believe that." Hiruzen told Minato who had Tsume translating for him. "We have your bodies in graves and-."
"Dealt with, urp." Kushina burped before going back to licking her muddy claws. "Or we could say Orochimaru-san did this to us. I heard he was a Missing-nin while I stuffed myself, with myself." Tsume looked disgusted as she translated that.
"Where did it all go?" Kurama questioned, not at all bothered by the idea of eating human bodies, but she was moderately grossed-out, considering the corpses had over a year to rot.
"Gaps in us apparently. Minato mentioned it. He says he still feels hollow, though." Kushina burped again before Minato did the same. "Eating our corpses was his idea."
"This is utterly disgusting, amoral and spits in the face of the natural world. I'm sure Orochimaru-kun will gladly claim this feat to be his. It will also, ironically, help ease him back into our good graces publically." Hiruzen hummed with consideration.
"At least this way we can pick up our old lives." Minato huffed before burping again, starting up a rasengan's opening stages. "I didn't know I could do that."
"I feel it's best you two remain foxes for a year to sell the story." Hiruzen declared.
"I can't not have sex with my husband for a whole year! I'll get pregnant and Kurama threatened to keep us as foxes if I get pregnant~!" Kushina wailed in dismay.
"I'm sure Kurama would love having more foxes around." Hiruzen said with an amused look.
"Pervert!" Kushina barked.
"I think you two staying foxes is also a good idea, since we can pretend I can't just make your bodies human right off the bat." Kurama said as she played with Minato's tail, admiring the male. Images of him mounting her real body floated about her head. Then images of a large belly full of his kits. Where did that come from? She hadn't laid with foxes in centuries and always as a male with no kits to come of it.
"Liking what you see, Kura?" Tsume teased.
"Ack?! Yes, I mean no!" Kurama was so confused!
"Just remember you're married." Tsume teased as Minato seemed to preen under Kurama's gaze before he realized he was doing it.
"The sooner we are human again, the better. These beastly instincts are ridiculous." Minato grumbled and fidgeted around, which even on a fox the size of a pony was cute.
"Oh, they won't go away. Your new bodies will be able to shift into foxes just so the ninja believe the story we're going to sell them all the more." Hiruzen told them.
"Wait, you're approving my suggestion?" Kurama asked with glee.
"Yes, because we need most everyone, not just the civilians, to buy our charade." Hirzuen puffed on his pipe of relaxing spice weed. That stuff was good, but had a bad aftertaste.
"Why?! You can't do this to me!" Minato growled, poking his paw into Hiruzen's leg, only to get whapped on the head with a newspaper. "D-did you just-?!" *Whap!* *Whimper~...*
"Bahahaha!" Kushina laughed at her mate's predicament as she rolled on the floor.
"First step is to inform Orochimaru-"
"Yukishi can help." The white girl snake slithered up from Kurama's cleavage, reminding everyone she was always on Kurama's person. "I will eat scroll, send to him."
"Hokage-sama! The grave of the fourth has been-ack!" Risu stood behind the civilian that was now on the floor with a bump on the back of their head.
"Good reaction, Risu! Good timing this time too, you're getting better." Inu praised him.
"Thank you, senpai." Risu said, standing stiff as a board with his wooden jitte in hand.
"Good, now that the graves have been found disturbed we should get to work." Hiruzen said.
=Fox=
"Kurama! Did you hear, Minato and Kushina have been found alive?!" Mikoto declared in awe and fear when she entered the Uzumaki home.
"That's what Tsume told me." Kurama said with a hum as she petted Minato on her lap, trying her best to ignore the male's boner for both of their benefit. Kushina was currently gnawing through a steak while Kuromaru was staring at the meat with interest. "After all, you're looking at them." Kurama enjoyed the gawking expression of her best friend.
"Mikoto!" Kushina cheered with her bloody maw as she ran at her old friend with her tail wagging. "Mikoto, it's me! It's me! Pet me!" Kushina even put her huge forepaws on Mikoto and began licking her face, making Mikoto sputter and laugh as she playfully petted and scratched the shaggy red vixen's face and neck.
"Kushina." Minato huffed before jerking his hips.
"Nope, off." Kurama grunted, pushing the tod off of her lap.
"You smell amazing, it's messing with me!" Minato said before he converted his muzzle and buried his head between cushions. "Gah, this nose! Why do Kushina and you smell so alike?!"
"My Human Doll used to be a fox." Kurama informed them.
"So that's why you smell so attractive!" Tsume cried, making everyone look at her. "Forget I said anything!" Tsume declared before she ran into the bathroom to hide.
"Uh, what?" Kurama asked aloud before looking at Mikoto for advice, only to see he had a saucy grin. "What is with your face?"
"So~. You and Tsume-chan, eh?" Minato cooed with his fluffy tail twitching.
"W-what are you talking about?!" Kurama's eyes turned away while her face turned as red as her hair and Kushina squealed excitedly.
"Just remember to inform Shikazu-san if-."
"What exactly is this relationship with Shikazu?" Kushina asked pointedly.
"Uh, what did Kushina just say?" Mikoto asked Kurama.
"He is my husband. I love him, I miss him all the time. He is the father of my sons, Nobu and Naga. Every moment without him is suffering." Kurama stated wistfully with a sad smile.
"Ugh, why am I attracted to women with birthing hips and massive milky tits?" Minato groaned, earning a leer from Kushina.
"You are rather forthcoming on what you find attractive, dear. Why did it take me two years to learn you like long hair and large breasts while it takes Kurama a week to learn you like MILFs?" Kurshina said with growing anger marks.
"Because, honey, you woke something in me and I was so awkward around you for the longest time because of it, then here, we're literally animals and it is so much harder to filter things." Minato bluntly informed his wife, who he sniffed at and sighed longingly.
"Okay, can you two have a marital spat in another room?" Kurama groaned as she wondered when her life became so dramatic. Oh, right, Madara, nearly a century ago.
"We would, if my husband telling the truth didn't just end it." Kushina huffed just as Kurama's baby boys started demanding food. "Ack, must help! Dear, help keep the boys calm."
"More kissing babies? Don't mind if I do!" Minato gushed excitedly as the two pony-sized foxes flowed through the house to the crying babes and Kurama followed with rolling eyes.
"Seriously, what is going on?!" Mikoto wailed in dismay at having been ignored and left out.
=Fox=
"So you can talk now?" Mikoto eagerly asked Kushina after she came to visit with Sasuke for his playdate with Naru and Kurama informed her during tea and cookies that she had just put in their voice boxes the other day.
"Had to teach Kurama the exact Fuinjutsu to use, but yes! She'll work it into Furama for a test run on integrating it into the flesh later." Kushina yipped quietly so the box on her neck translating what she said could be heard. "And Mikoto, you have gotten more beautiful!"
"Still married to Kushina." Mikoto giggled as she set Sasuke down and Naru waddled over to bap the boy on the cheek. This started a bap fight. The giggling babies were bapping with all their pudgy, slow might and it was adorable! "Look! They think they're ninjas already!"
"I have seen Naru crawling on the ceiling." Kushina said, trying not to panic at the memory.
"Oh no, a prodigy. Poor dears, you have your hands full with that one." Mikoto sighed.
"Naru wasn't using chakra to climb properly, she was…using claws. Cut my face when she fell and I tried catching her." Kushina's words made Mikoto jump to stop the adorable bap fight, only for Sasuke to tackling Naru and the babies rolled around together. "Too cute~!" They chorused.
"So Naru is just intuitive?" Mikoto queried, feeling more at ease since it seems Naru has no intention to use 'climby claws' on her son.
"Kurama and Minato think Naru just made tiny blades after watching Tsunade work at home one day and just started crawling. Kurama said that Naru had no actual chakra control over what she was doing and could have fallen at any moment." Kushina sighed while shaking her head.
"So the baby is just imitating and being a baby?" Mikoto asked with some trepidation. "How did she access her chakra then?"
"She just has so much of it because of her tenant." Kushina shrugged. "I had the same problem, but because I was much older when I got Kurama, it was less frequent of a problem. Because Naru has had Kurama since birth, her body is perfectly attuned to the Kyubi's chakra. Especially since becoming a mom, her chakra has become so good rather than caustic."
"Wait, why did you call the Kyubi Kurama?" Mikoto asked.
"Because Kurama is the Kyubi, who manifested to save Naru's life when she was tossed in the dumpster by the orphanage." Kushina bluntly stated, only for Risu to appear behind Mikoto and knock her out with a glare at Kushina. "Mikoto-chan~?!"
=Fox=
"Kushina-chan, you don't have clearance to talk about the fact that the Kyubi is Kurama." Hiruzen groaned while rubbing his brow and smoking his soothing herbs.
"I'm so proud of you~!" Mikoto gushed to Kurama while clasping her hands together.
"Why?" Kurama asked in bemusement as Iniochi stood in back, the therapy session in the Hokage's office having been interrupted by Risu, Kushina and Mikoto. It was essentially a history-dive at this point to both clarify the past and help Kurama come to terms with it.
"Because if you leaked it to, let's say, Hiata, who is the Gossip Queen, half the village would know and have a valid target to take their anger out on." Inoichi explained from his corner.
"Hey! Have some respect for Hiata-chan! She doesn't share sensitive or damaging information, only inane things!" Mikoto defended her absent friend's honor.
"She doesn't, true, but she hints at it. A lot. My team spends days trying to defuse what she hints at." Inoichi told Mikoto. "Just last week she hinted that a friend of her's has returned to the land of the living to an Iwa-nin plant. We had to track the girl down and wipe her memory."
"Aw, poo. Then I guess I shall reveal to her the error of her ways." Mikoto huffed in disappointment towards the village gossip monger who had supposedly prided herself on her information security. "Either way, Kurama. You stepping up was one thing, but going so far for your prison and warden is inspiring."
"Thank you, I guess?" Kurama said, feeling awkward now.
"And turning yourself human no less! It's like a fairy tale!" Mikoto's Sharingan were active and spinning in her excitement.
"I never did that! I'm still just a giant chakra fox. I just have a Doll I push my mind into." Kurama explained, causing Mikoto to gasp and grope her! "Ahn~!" Everyone, including Mikoto and Kushina, got nosebleeds. "M-Mikoto-chan~! Yamete~!"
"Can you make anyone boobs like these~?!" Mikoto slobbered inelegantly with her eyes practically glowing red!
"Dicks too, stahp~!" Kurama wailed, her top already drenched in her milk and some drool forming from her lips as little hearts formed in her eyes from being handled so roughly.
"Oh, sorry." Mikoto blushed and released Kurama's 36cm wide KK cup breasts.
"Ahem. while I could give you larger breasts, they would be prosthetic. I don't think it's safe to mold your natural flesh yet with my current level." Kurama huffed, holding her breasts with her crossed arms, thankful she didn't take Tsume's suggestions of making herself any toys.
"Ahem, as interesting as this is, considering the topic and how useful it could be for disguises, let me just state as a reminder: Kurama's identity is top level infosec. Now, please leave. Inoichi-kun, let us compile the historical notes you have discovered." Hiruzen stated and everyone else left with Kurama using a combination Wind and Fire Jutsu to dry her top.
"So, those prosthetic members work?" Kushina asked.
"And those boobs?" Mikoto asked.
"Oh yeah, they work. Fully. They are just detachable. I still need to keep working on cadavers to figure out how to implement permanent implants for later." Kurama stated proudly.
=Fox=
"I have giant boobies!" Fugaku spat out his coffee when Mikoto entered the house with giant breasts down to her navel! "They are not permanent, but look at these things!" Mikoto gushed with Sasuke giggling in her plunging cleavage the robe she was wearing was forced to provide.
"What have you done, woman?!" Fugaku yelled, holding his heart as Itachi stared at his mother while holding his new headband, having just recently graduated from the Ninja Academy early.
"I discovered that Kurama makes working body prosthetics, including genitalia and other body parts!" Mikoto bounced, making her giant tiddies bigger than most paper lanterns to quake and cause Sasuke to laugh and squeal in joy.
"I can be a woman?" Itachi questioned himself.
"You will do no such thing!" Fugaku told his eldest son.
"What if I need to go undercover for an extensive period and henshin isn't a viable option?" Itachi countered with a musing hum.
"I-um, only for missions." Fugaku said with a rub of his chin, realizing the depth of deception such things can-. "Mmph?" Then he got facefull of wife-boobies and his brain went to heaven.
=Fox=
"I can't believe how much people are paying for prosthetic breasts and dicks." Kurama sighed after finishing yet another commission for huge detachable hooters bigger than her own all-naturals. "The fact some just wanted the seals inked onto them for future use too."
"That's what you get for giving Mikoto those giant funbags because she begged you for 'em." Tsume, sporting similarly gigantic gazongas now, stated from the couch where Kiba and Naru were napping in her cleavage. "I mean, this is fun. Especially because of the weight-reduction seals you installed, which makes them weightless without making them float."
"Well, it wasn't my intention! Then Kushina kept badgering me for a cock at the same time! I have no idea where Minato was. Furama couldn't make them see reason!" Kurama huffed and she sat down before she drank her tea.
"Those two feed off of each other. Once they get a similar idea they run with it." Tsume said with a chuckle.
"Yeah, yeah. Doesn't help that now Kushina has male hormones flowing, she's smelling the same things Minato is and is eager to try her new toy. I had to shove her off of me twice." Kurama rolled her eyes and grabbed a cookie.
"Wait, the toys give you hormones?" Tsume asked while rubbing her hidden groin.
"Yes, only if you're wearing them. You're a natural bi, Tsume, you knew that." Kurama said with a look before going back to her tea.
"How much have you made by making all those 'toys'?" Tsume asked to take her mind off that.
"Enough to repair some of the older houses. Kisa is happy with her allowance now, Tsunade made a personal lab in her home and I got a new tree. I took a look at how much everyone gave me and the Uzumaki wealth now sits at third in the village, next to the Uchiha and the Hyuga. We're the fifth most powerful clan with that." Kurama said with a chuckle.
"Wait, you are?" Tsume said with some shock and trepidation.
"Eh, not much I can do with that fact though." Kurama lamented.