Ch.16
Kurama sat in the Hokage's office giving the old man a death glare as she waited for him to acknowledge her. He has been dealing with a large stack of papers while Kurama was sitting there for fifteen minutes. "You know you can just have a Shadow Clone handle the paperwork, right?" Kurama questioned vindictively, knowing what his reaction was likely to be.
The Hokage paused, looked at the demoness, looked at his paperwork, then started banging his head on his desk until he started bleeding. Kurama just grinned in vindictive glee. Once he was done several nurses and Tsunade were present healing his head wound. "Sensei, why did you do this to yourself?" Tsunade asked sternly, holding her belly when entering the office.
"Because I have been told the secret to the ancient enemy that is paperwork after decades of suffering needlessly." Hirzuen stood up, put his Kage hat on and cast Shadow Clone, the clone then begrudgingly sat down at the desk to continue working while Hiruzen took a long draw from his pipe. "Essential freedom. Now I can split my time between work and leisure."
"How?" Tsunade asked.
"Shadow Clones!" Tsunade whacked her sensei's head.
"You can only handle two if the memory transfer doesn't give you an aneurysm." Tsunade warned him.
"Which is why poor clone-me will be alone in his infinite endeavor, because even if we work together…there will always be more." Hiruzen intoned in defeat and clone-him sobbed. "Now then, let us sit in the tea room and speak of what you wish to address."
"Why is my husband never home? What mission requires him to be gone for eleven months out of the year?" Kurama practically snarled when she followed Hiruzen to the tea room.
"I can't say. I'm sorry, but his skill set is needed where he is and it is on a need to know basis." Hiruzen told her.
"I am literally Konoha's spy network now, these are the sort of things I need to know." Kurama growled irritably as they sat down, but she still helped Tsunade take her seat despite her anger.
"Not with a Root operation as pissed as I am to say that." Hiruzen said with an aggravated expression. "As much as some of Danzo's actions are starting to bite us in the ass, he does know what to do in the dark. If you know anything more about this and it gets linked back to us then we will be at war."
"Aren't humans always at war?" Kurama deadpanned boredly at the excuse.
"We would prefer not to be. War only starts when negotiations fail and my view of the world is not as bleak as Danzo's, who wishes for Konoha to rule the known world. The operation Shikazu is on should bring Kumo to the table for peace talks." Hiruzen stated with a puff of his spicy-sweet smoke.
"What will happen when this operation is over?" Kurama asked with a glare.
"He'll be home and off duty for a year for recovery." Hiruzen told her.
"That's if he survives." Tsunade bitterly groused and Kurama got a bit misty-eyed, but she forced the despair down over something that hasn't happened…yet.
"Kurama, know that if your method of Chakra Dolls were known to work before this operation had started, I would have sent them instead. As it stands, I can't pull all of those ninja out with how deep they are." Hiruzen said with a dark look. "I hope this is the last operation of this sort I have to authorize. It should only last another year, Kumo has started talks with us."
"Our most hated enemy besides Iwa is suddenly willing to talk to us?" Tsunade scoffed.
"I have Jiraiya poking around as well, but so far everything seems to be on the up and up. As a leader I can't say no to a notion of peace." Hiruzen said with a solemn look. "Though I have to ask. Kurama, how much Chakra can you push to your Dolls?"
"If you want a true measurement, less the one Tail's worth and that is for Naru's safety. I can bluff and gussy up the chakra to look like Nine Tails, but can just barely touch the power of my youngest brother." Kurama told him.
"So a Jinchuuriki, then. On hand anywhere one of your Dolls are. Truly astounding. I'd be worried about you taking vengeance upon us for past sins, but I think I know you better than that by now." Hiruzen took a deep pull on his pipe and blew rings towards the ceiling
"So long as you do not betray me, you have no fear of reprisal from me. Mito and Hashirama are dead and Minato is in a body I can actively change if I feel threatened by him." Kurama confirmed with a nod while leaning back into the couch next to Tsunade.
"So is Minato-kun going bananas over your scent your doing" Tsunade asked.
"Yup." Kurama said, popping the P. "Though not entirely by intention. I can't rid Hurama of the vulpine pheromones the body originally had as a fox."
"That explains why the gene analysis came back with such a high concentration of fox." Tsunade hummed with her lips pursed in consideration.
"Anyways, are you planning on using me as walking bombs? I will object to that. Each and every Doll has developed lives just as rich as Hurama, I can't just destroy those for the political goals of the Fire Country. Those are my friends." Kurama told Hiruzen.
"You're not an ANBU, I won't expect such heartless ruthlessness from you as I would them. The information network you've founded these past months has been invaluable and I would rather avoid having to burn any of it for something other operatives could handle using the info you provide. Less dead innocents in that case too." Hiruzen then chewed on his pipe. "The most I might ask of your Dolls is to plant tracking devices or even bomb tags on strategic spots."
"Good." Kurama huffed before an update from Kumo showed the Doll was on a date with B. "Speaking of which, Kuina is officially on her first date with the Raikage's brother, the Jinchuuriki of the Hachibi; B. I won't go into details, but he's been rather sweet on her. It's cute, if confusing." Kurama couldn't grasp why B's weird gesticulating and wordplay amused Kuina.
"Uh, is that cheating, incest or by definition of the past, selfcest?" Hiruzen asked as blood started trickling down his nose.
"Um…why would it be any of those? Kuina is her own woman, I can just take over whenever. My siblings are as genderless as I was, so it's only perceived incest. As for selfcest, I already do that." Kurama admitted, causing the dirty old man's nosebleed to intensify.
"Okay, I think I get it. And wait, how do you do that last one?" Tsunade asked.
"Two Dolls playing a married couple in Iwa." Kurama answered with eyebrow wiggles. "I even have a hilarious pair of 'tumultuous lovers' over in Ame who argue, fight and 'hate fuck' in a glorious display of opposites attract." Hirzuen passed out from an explosive nosebleed.
=Fox=
Kurama lounged in her backyard as she watched Naru play as she rocked her twins in the bassinets. Kushina and Minato were doing their best to get Naru to know them even as foxes. The Twins were starting to crawl, but Kurama was wanting them to be babies longer, not rush through like Naru is doing. Tsunade assured her their development was thus-far unremarkable compared to Naru, but still, Kurama felt as if her babies were growing too fast.
Not as fast as Tsunade herself, though. Hoo, boy, that ultra-sexy overstuffed preggo~, unf! Only six months along and she looked like she had four fully-baked buns in her oven. It took all of Kurama's willpower not to pin that beautiful woman and-.
"Kit-ka, Kit-tou!" Naru screamed in delight as she got foxy-kissed. The scream encouraged her sister to cry in delight. "ka-chan! They kiss!" Daw~, her babies were all so cute~!
"That they do, dear." Kurama hummed with a deep, soulful contentment that only her children, her husband and intense, mind-blowing sex have ever provided to her.
"I'm half tempted to stay a fox." Minato said as Naru petted him.
"Don't even joke, I wanna hold our daughter in my arms, not half-hug with these, although useful, still limited forelegs." Kushina protested with her mentioned limbs embracing Naru.
"But it's so less stressful! I don't have to worry about Clans, Elders, what other countries are doing or the dreaded budget." Minato grumped. "Hiruzen wants me taking the hat back and I kinda want to stay a fox and dodge that."
"No." Kurama and Kushina chorused firmly and Minato whined. "Besides, Shadow Clones to handle the workload." Kurama reminded him, since the moment Hiruzen began doing that, the old man seems to have become 20 years younger without all of his time constantly busy.
"Why do I feel like I have two wives?" Minato yipped.
"Because you do." Kushina declared and Kurama began sputtering at the shaggy vixen.
"I-I am already spoken for, Kushina-chan." Kurama meekly protested.
"Yes, the moment I married Minato-kun." Kushina haughtily claimed with a vulpine grin.
"Huh?" Kurama and Minato echoed.
"I may have gotten smashed before after the wedding and scribbled your name on the marriage license along with my name when notarizing it." Kushina giggled.
"You married me to a twenty story tall fox?!" Minato yelped.
"A fox you would fuck given half the chance~." Kushina teased him and he didn't deny it.
"I might do that." Minato gulped as Kurama's mind caught up.
"I will not cuck my husband!" Kurama vehemently protested, while still flustered.
"Which one?" Kushina giggled.
"W-whuh, I, duh…" Kurama was utterly baffled, now stuck wondering about this extremely confusing situation. "Doesn't that mean you are cucking me by having oral sex with Minato-kun all the time?" Kurama questioned as she tried to wrap her head around it.
"Technically yes." Kushina admitted.
"I want to see that document!" Kurama demanded.
"In the Clan Archives in the basement. I can point out the file. In fact, I'll go get it!" Kushina supplied before bounding off. Ten minutes later Kushina came back with a scroll looking uneasy. "I hate drunk me."
"Why?" Minato asked.
"My name is not on the marriage license." Kushina said, looking nervous and ashamed. "Only Minato and Kyubi no Kitsune."
"Kushina, are you pulling my leg?" Minato asked before the vixen unrolled the scroll until the signatures were visible showing only Minato's name and Kurama's title.
"I think my logic was something along the lines of 'I'll live to 150! The Kyubi will still be trapped in me! Won't it be funny that the Kage is married to a Biju!'" Kushina grumbled.
"Idiot, now we'll have to get Hiruzen to fix that." Kurama groaned as she rubbed her face.
"Yeah, we need to add my name." Kushina grumbled.
"You know what I meant!" Kurama growled irritably, only to get foxy laughs from the two pony-sized foxes still snuggling a now-sleeping Naru.
=Fox=
"I see…is Naru…?" Hiruzen led.
"Naru is Kushina's by blood! I have never had a human man in me!" Kurama declared while blushing up a storm. "Er, until Shikazu, that is."
"And you two just want Kushina added?" Hiruzen asked the two foxes. "Minato, you don't want Kyubi no Kitsune removed?"
"No." The two declared, Minato bashfully with Kushina egging him on.
"I'm already married!" Kurama barked.
"You were already married when you married Shikazu-san!" Kushina countered. "If anything you cheated on Minato! Poor, innocent, assumed-dead-at-the-time Minato~." She hammed while nuzzling against a snickering Minato.
"You shameless adulterer." Hiruzen chuckled as he added Kushina's name to the document and carefully stamped his seal on the lower corner nearest it as evidence of him being the editor.
"I…but…how do I explain this to Shikazu?!" Kurama complained.
"You have until he is home from his extensive deployment to consider it. Besides, finding out you were drunkenly married off beforehand is, at best, an amusing point of note among ninja." Hiruzen said in good humor as he filed the marriage papers away for the happy harem to take home and put back in their family archives.
"He won't even know until you tell him you're the Kyubi! He doesn't know that, right?" Kushina asked rhetorically and Kurama nodded. "Well, you've gotta put on your big-girl panties and fess up that he married a demon, who is madly in love with him to the point she prefers life as a human with him than as a solitary force of nature in the wilderness."
"Or just keep us a secret." Minato suggested.
"I hide too much from Shikazu as it stands. *Sigh* I will tell him when he comes home next." Kurama resolved, she hates lying and simply omitting something is still lying by omission. The only reason her Dolls have such believable stories is because they're half-true by the time they get settled into a role. "I hate you all."
"That's Tsundere for; I love you all." Minato translated and got a kick in the face as his reward.
=Fox=
"We should consummate the marriage!" Kushina declared when they got home.
"Absolutely not." Kurama declared firmly with a heavy frown. "At least, ugh, not until I finish your human forms. Just because I have you up to therianthrope werefox forms doesn't mean it's safe to have sex yet. Who knows what would become of the children." Kurama could have just turned them human, but that wouldn't fit the narrative they were putting on for everyone.
Kurama gasped when a big, strong form behind her groped her tits in its massive blond-furred hands and she moaned when those huge mitts began kneading her K-cup breasts, actually able to cover most of their surface due to how huge they were. "Are you sure~?" Minato cooed and Kurama fought every instinct telling her to press her ass back against him and beg him to breed her in order to grab his thick wrists and pull the werefox's hands from her chest with effort.
"D-don't, *pant* do that." Kurama was flushed and could feel how wet that had made her.
"Why not?" Kushina cooed in her transformed state in front of the woman, hefting her own larger M-cup breasts and leaned forward to press her red-furred tits into Kurama's own bust.
"*Whimper* P-please, no. Don't do this to me…" Kurama begged, barely holding back attacking them in a sexual assault to sate the sudden desires and urges her body was flooding her with.
"You're as horny as we are." Minato teased and kneaded Kurama, the woman drooling and-.
"Hey! You guys want to come to my baby's fifth birthday party!" Tsume yelled just before she barged in. "What is up with you, hun?" Tsume asked the visibly flustered Kurama as Minato and Kushina trotted into the house, the pony-sized foxes casually going into the nursery.
"I-married, cheating on, blarg." Kurama sputtered as her brain rebooted.
"Oh boy, do you need a quickie, hun? I'm willing to help you out if it means you'll come with me for Hana's fifth birthday party." Tsume offered with hooded eyes that made Kurama hotter.
"I've already cheated on one husband! I don't need three angry spouses." Kurama's blabbered.
"Just fuck her already!" Kushina teased from down the hall.
"Well, Kushina just said it, so let's get you some relief, girl." Tsume took Kurama's stunned hand and she let herself be pulled down the other hall to her master suite, her eyes roamed up and down Tsume's back and she licked her lips. Tsume was wearing her giant detachable boobs like she usually did when not on the job, so the top-heavy hourglass figure was quite pronounced.
This was happening. This was actually happening. Kurama felt a mixture of confusion, debilitating arousal and oddly joy that Tsume was willing to have naughty sexy fun time together.
"Now, since this is a quickie, I'll focus on just getting you off, you can pay me back later." Tsume said before she practically twirled Kurama around and onto her back on her king-sized bed. She bit her lip when Yukishi uncoiled from her waist, winking as the living belt of a snake passed. Summon snakes can blink unlike most natural ones.
=Fox=
"So, how is Operation Corrupt Kurama-sama going?" Shizune asked Minato and Kushina while idly keeping Nobu and Naga occupied with Naru fully engaged in a wooden puzzle game that Risu provided for the toddler.
"Ahn~! Tsume-chan~!" They all heard Kurama's rapturous wail echo through the house.
"I'd say very well." Kushina smugly preened.
"Mikoto-chan is right, you really are a shameless slut, dear." Minato chuffed at his wife.
"You knew what you were marrying into~." Kushina stuck out her tongue playfully.