"I'm too busy~! My dolls are ruining my sex life." Kurama wailed to Kushina and Minato. They sat around the dining table with Naru in a high chair playing with food mash. She may be brilliant, but she's still 2 and doesn't eat cleanly unless it is ramen.
"We're sorry, Kurama, we can't really tell when you're controlling Hurama or not." Kushina said sadly as she kept cooking.
"Because Hurama is me, just, you know, not me, me. If that makes any sense." Unlike Furama and all the other Dolls, Hurama was her First Doll, based entirely off of herself and then took a form she chose with help from Jiraiya. Hurama wasn't just a Doll, she is the Doll.
"Right, well do you want us to hold off on sex until we confirm you are in control or not?" Minato asked as he cleaned Naru's face with a wet cloth. "Who's my little girl?"
"No, I still get the memories, it just doesn't feel the same. Hurama loves the love she gets and it still makes me giddy knowing you love me." Kurama said with a purr.
"So how long exactly have you been getting called away during sex?" Kushina asked guiltily.
"Four months and the last two I can't even have sex because I'm going to give birth soon." Kurama huffed as she rubbed her enormous belly. She basically had a table attached to her abdomen by now. That table was busy holding up her L-cup breasts. Her macromastia was really overreacting due to how much pregnancy hormones her body was utterly suffused with.
"Sorry." Kushina mewled before serving Kurama eggs and bacon. Due to her size, Kurama had to sit sideways to eat at the table or otherwise she'd be using her belly and boobs as a shelf. Kurama loved every facet of it. She still fantasized of being even bigger and-.
"What are the plans for today?" Kurama asked as took a bit of food to try and stop the horny.
"Right now, get my work done and hope you don't have your water break out of the blue." Minato told her with glare. "Kushina is still months away."
"I'm not as bad as the woman somehow lugging around five!" Kushina told their husband with a glare. "I'm planning on stuffing a baby into you when I've recovered."
"No thanks, I may have fun as a woman now and then, but I think there's enough children. Especially since Kurama still needs to have five more that survive until they attend the Academy." Minato denied with his arms in an X.
"I'm sure you'll enjoy the wonders of birth." Kurama joked before getting up. "Well, I need to rest for the rest of the day." An average woman would be bed-bound by an advanced triplet pregnancy, she had quintuplets at eight months. Next time, she was determined to be bigger.
=Fox=
Kurama woke up to the sensation of water rushing down her legs and her belly aching from a contraction. "Oh, fuck." Kurama groaned as she jumped to Furama to go get Tsunade.
=Fox=
"I hate you so much right now~!" Hurama wailed while in the throes of labor. She was saying this to Kurama, who was cheekily in her chakra body and the chibi doll-sized not-doll was cheering her on with generated flags and banners in a skimpy outfit like one of those sports-cheering girls. Cheerleaders! That's what they were called. Sports weren't very big, but the culture was-.
"Hey, if you didn't have to be actively experiencing this, you'd have left Kurama to suffer too." Tsunade chided Hurama, who grinned through the pain. "Besides, she only left you to handle it since you're practically a Jinchuuriki with how rapidly you regenerate without her now."
"She's lucky she's out of reach!" Hurama roared.
=Fox=
"Quintuplets, born July 3rd, 1993." Tsunade said as she wrote down my babies' information. "You have names for these five?"
"Well, you can tell they're all Naras…" Minato muttered at the five identical boys. "Damn Naras and their only-sons trait." Which was why the Naras were also known to be playboys, since they only brought in women from outside the clan for obvious reasons.
"Sasho, Hasho, Uzasho, Nasho and Masho." Kurama told Tsunade as she held her babies.
"You spent a lot of time thinking about Nara naming conventions and reversing them…" Kushina sweatdropped with an awkward expression.
"*Nyeh*!" Kurama stuck her tongue out towards her wife. "My babies, I name them."
"I am glad to see the mother is so cheerful." Hiruzen said as he walked into the hospital room. "I hope this is not a bad time, Minato and I got to talking on some of my old discussions during his time indisposed, which was not a pleasant talk."
"Why?" Kurama asked in confusion.
"I was forced to see I may have not used the best logic in some of my reasoning for keeping secrets." Hiruzen sighed as he sat down. "Most involving Naru. of course the one hiding her heritage at the start while not a blunder is moot."
"Damn right." Kushina huffed.
"Even if I'm still debating whether we have only an imprint of Kushina or not." Hiruzen dodged a punch. "The law about not speaking of Naru's status as a Jinkuriki is also, mostly moot. Minato told me, over an overwhelming amount of cursing and throwing kunai that the laws about talking about your relation with Naru as the tailed beast sealed in her are almost moot. The Villages, as recent events have shown, will find ways around my laws and still punish the child."
"Could have told you that when my apartment was burned down." Kurama grumbled.
"Yes, yes, I see that now. The law will still be in effect, but you, Minato, Shikazu and Kushina will have discretion on when to tell Naru. It's more info security now since, after a village wide survey by T&I, everyone in the village knows we're safer not telling outsiders who our Jinchuuriki is and informing the children would be stupid." Hiruzen informed them.
"Why?" Kurama asked.
"Barely anyone knows you are actually the Kyubi. We're lucky that only one other Jinchuuriki has found out about you. If every village learned about Naru; a toddler barely able to defend herself, kidnapping attempts would increase. It's bad enough Root is trying, we don't need the other villages joining in. her status as Minato and Kushina's daughter has already gotten out, but with both alive and having the backing of a small clan has afforded her a safety net." Hiruzen answered and then looked at the quintuplets sleeping on the swaddle table. "How precious."
"How did you even come up with those decisions?" Kurshina asked with a glare at Hiruzen.
"I was making rash decisions based on the info I had, the advice from my inner council and gauging how best to navigate having a Biju caring for their Jinchuuriki. I can see them forbidding Kurama speaking to Naru about her abilities and status could cause issues now that Minato reamed my ass for four hours." Hiruzen said before Minato ran into the room looking panicked.
"Is Kurama okay-." Minato asked before noticing Hiruzen. "If you delayed the notice that one of my wives was in labor…"
"You were in a meeting with the council. I had no part in your delay. I am merely here to tell your wives of what we've discussed this morning over the course of four hours." Hiruzen said with a pleased expression.
"Oh, the idiotic laws you passed involving my daughter and wife?" Minato asked to verify.
"Yes, yes. As you pointed out; it was one of Danzo's maneuvers to get Naru into Root. He did admit that's why he favored the secrecy. As for my old teammates, they don't want Naru to know simply because they fear her and Kurama. I do believe all three would die of heart attacks if they learned Kurama was the Kyubi."
"Then tell them right now and rid us of such incompetence." Kurama coldly declared before getting out of the hospital bed and stretching in her patient gown, which strained around her L-cup bust. "Alright, this is enough hospital time, clean up my sons and let's go home."
"Lie down. You may have recovered, but you're still admitted until your babies are cleared." Tsunade ordered.
"Mou, then hurry up, Sensei. I wanna go home and get Naru, Nobu and Naga introduced to their new brothers." Kurama pouted, petulantly refusing to lie back down with her arms crossed under her massive bust.
"You have to wait two days. That is the fastest I'm willing to clear newborns." Tsunade told her.
"Eh~?! Nai wa~!"
=Fox=
"Babies!" Naru declared as she rushed to the stroller, a humorously massive double-decker affair with three wide two-high. The babies all squealed as their step-sister waved her chubby fingers as the newborns. Nobu and Naga were crawling and pawing at Naru for her attention.
"Say hello to your siblings." Kurama said with a wide smirk at her daughter.
"Hi! I'm Naru! I'm your big sister! I will do my best for you!" Naru declared perkily.
"Aw~." All the adults cried before Kushina, full term with triplets, snapped Naru up in her arms.
Then there was a splash at her feet and Kushina's eyes widened while she flushed. "Oh yeah…"
=Fox=
"Out of the way!" Minato roared as he pushed Kushina down the street in a cart while Kurama panicked by the door.
"Oh, this is going to drive me nuts with worry!" Kurama groaned as she thought of all that could go wrong with Kushina giving birth like a normal human.
"She will be fine." Kisa told the vixen as Kurama paced. "She is an Uzumaki, after all. Why, I've never heard of an Uzumaki dying in childbirth when she isn't attacked."
"That's exactly why I'm worried. Kushina once died, temporarily as it was, because she was attacked while giving birth to Naru." Kurama reminded Kisa. It wasn't much of a secret within the village that Minato and Kushina were very dead for a couple of years, then got resurrected by 'Orochimaru' and were now therianthropes.
"You taught the utility and fuinjutsu corps who warded the hospital and village." Kisa reminded the vixen with the genuine Uzumaki woman appearing serene.
"Yes, meaning Root might know how to bypass them. That's the cause of standardization; more people know how things work." Kurama reasoned with logical paranoia. After all, the world at large was in fact out to get her and her family.
"I'm not helping to calming you down am I?" Kisa sighed before Karin yelped as she burnt her hand on a sheet of sealing paper. "Karin-chan, you charge the ink only after you dry it."
"Sorry oka-san." Karin mewled as she watched her burned fingers rapidly heal.
"I'm still surprised by our Bloodline at times. You two can bring people from the brink at the cost of chakra. I'm happy we got you out of Kusa." Kurama commented conversationally.
"Yes. I only wish my family had traveled here instead of to that manipulative country. We lost so many of the clan to their skirmishes with Iwa." Kisa said with furrowed brows.
"Well, I can't say life expectancy with Konoha is all that high, but at least they ensure you have a clan to leave behind if they can help it." Kurama said, her mind immediately going to the gutter and imagining getting knocked up again.
"Bah. The Kusakage actually tried marking me for the breeding program before my husband died. They marked my daughter instead and tried planning out her life before Hiruzen found us and threatened war for us being butchered. I was a walking hospital to them and Karin a whore to pop out more. If I died before she was of age she would have become the hospital." Kisa bitterly grumbled away from Karin, who was carefully disposing of the scalding-hot seal paper.
"Well, just be glad I'm handling the Uzumaki repopulation. I actually love it." Kurama licked her plump lips with hearts for pupils and Kisa gently patted her on the back.
"Yes, yes. There are some women like you, who are utterly obsessed with maternity." Kisa gently patronized, used to her Clan Head's proclivities and shenanigans.
"I can't wait for Shikazu to return home! And dote on kushina's triplets and my own and-."
"Ah~. She is in her own world again." Kisa chuckled as she watched her stare off into space.
=Fox=
The family got so much bigger than it already was, seemingly overnight even with most of a year waiting for it. With eight new babies on top of Naru, Nobu and Naga, there were 11 brats to keep track of at all times. Thankfully, there were vetted attendants for them all by now.
"Why did I think this was a good idea." Kurama groaned as she did night duty again with one of the nannies. The nannies were all older ANBU ladies who were nearing retirement, so they still wore masks, but otherwise were visibly unarmed. This was so they could have a 'calm' cool-down period to their time as active ninja, while also granting the babies more guards.
"Sasho is the fussiest of them, I think he's hungry." Fukuro commented as she cradled two of Kushina's triplets. The owl-masked ANBU was one of the two dedicated night nannies.
"Thank gosh I can milk myself beforehand for bottle feeding so many babies." Kurama hummed as she brought Sasho to her left breast and he eagerly latched on. "Mm~..."
"Normally, CRA clanswomen don't go through half their quota in one go. You've outdone yourself and are facing the consequences for it. That said, there are far worse consequences than a big family of adorable children to dote on." Fukuro cooed to the feeding baby, who gurgled a hummed.
"ka-chan! Upy!" Naru whined from her crib. Kurama looked at her full hands, then to Naru. Then, still dreary and half-asleep, she did something unexpected. She sprouted more arms with casual ease and held her needy child, who just wanted to be held and rocked back to sleep.
"...Kurama-sama, that is quite impressive. Part of your Bloodline?" Fukuro asked with astonishment and Kurama just hummed tiredly. "It took up a good bit of your hair though."
"Huh?" Kurama burped Sasho and put him back to bed before doing the same with Naru. Then, she noticed her fuinjutsu-tattooed extra arms under her normal arms. "Huh…would you look at that…hair?" She reached back to discover her ass-length glorious head of hair had shortened to her shoulders. "My hair~..." Kurama mewled sadly, but at least it would grow back.
Kushina yawned when she entered the nursery with a glass of water, looking disheveled from sleep. "Did someone unlock the Bloodline?" Kushina asked with sleepy casualness.
"Isn't the usual Bloodline chains?" Kurama mumbled. "Besides, my Dolls and my full body regeneration are my Bloodline, why am I only having this happen now?"
"Yes, but they can take up any form needed. It looks like you got a rare variant our doctors manifested in their later years. All your Doll work must have influenced it. Besides, you already generate weapons and other objects from chakra, this is just the next logical step." Kushina reasoned and Kurama hummed before crossing her new arms under her bust, acting as a push-up bra since she was otherwise topless with her robe open.
"So these are chains?" Fukuro asked while poking one of the very real arms.
"If Kurama opened the skin, all that would be under it is pure chakra. Her hair was just used to make a cover." Kushina stated, becoming more awake.
"Wait…wait. How do I get rid of them?!" Kurama freaked out, because-.
"Why are the seals disappearing?" Fukuro questioned.
"Eh, you normally you just will the chains away." Kushina said while noticing the new arms were smooth, unblemished limbs now.
"Too late~..." Kurama mewled and wilted, almost falling over. "Just let me go to bed now."
"Wait…your original Bloodline was to…oh no." Fukuro hissed and Kurama quietly clapped all four hands together in a double prayer pose. "Kushina-sama, I fear those are very real arms…"
"Yes, they are, so I need some help." Kurama held the arms out to Kushina. "Pull my fingers." The other ladies snorted at the crass joke and Kushina grasped the wrists of the new arms and they came off with an audible *pop!*. "I can still feel them, that is so weird."
"I think your original Bloodline and all your work with Dolls has manifested in a useful yet weird way." Kushina then put the stumps under her arms and then they popped on and Kurama lost control of the arms while Kushina moved them, then she tugged them off. "Huh…you might've just found a workaround for hand-crafting prosthetic limbs too."
"Neat…I'mma go bed now." Kurama staggered back to her bedroom and fell in next to Minato. "I feel really weird about this." Kurama admitted, wondering what else she could grow out of her body. She's seen and heard of weirder abilities. At least it meant she could get material on the spot combining the hair-growth jutsus Jiraiya taught her with this new technique.
Then her brain went to the gutter and she had a brief fantasy of growing more breasts, but then snorted and rolled her eyes at herself. Maybe for making the fun detachable boobs that were still popular with women and men for their women, in Konoha. At least it would mean her appointments for prosthetics would go even faster and take less meat.
Kurama fell asleep while thinking of all the possibilities.
Her dreams were full of weird, erotic things.
She would remember none of it.