Born to Magic
Chapter One: Fairy Baby
Disclaimer: I don't own FOP. Nick does, that whole crap.
Hello fellow Fairly Odd Parents fan and welcome to this tale. if you had seen my fic Adoption, then you know that I had plans to tell the same base story of Timmy being Cosmo and Wanda's son, just in a different way than that one, and here it is.
Thing to note, I have made it so that Wanda is the one to give birth to Poof. Never understood why Butch made it so that Cosmo was the one to do and then when Foop came round, it was back to the female character. Anyway, have fun and don't expect a fast upload schedule. Lot of fics in the works and all that.
Enjoy.
It began like any other day, Timmy had made a fun wish. He wanted to go skydiving with his godparents. So there they were up in the air, Wanda was the plane and Cosmo was Timmy's parachute.
"We're over Dimmsdale Park, sport," Wanda said. A door on the side of the plane form she was in opened.
"Cool, Geronimo!" Timmy leaped out and fell through the open air.
As they fell away from Plane Wanda, Cosmo had to remind Timmy to pull the 'chute. "Timmy, pull my finger. I mean, ripcord." Timmy pulled the cord and a giant green parachute with his godfather's eyes and mouth on it opened up.
As they floated down, "Thanks Cosmo, it sure is comforting to know that my fairy godparents are always there to protect me." The irony was not lost on Timmy considering his real parents.
"Sure thing Timmy. We'd never let you down," Cosmo said, confidently. What came next was not what Timmy expected to happen.
Wanda, having not been needed after Timmy jumped out, went to the ground and turned into her dog disguise. She poofed right infront of a baby stroller. "Ah, what a cute baby," she remarked.
"Where?" Cosmo got distracted from what he was supposed to be doing and poofed out, letting Timmy fall the rest of the way to the ground. Cosmo poofed next to his wife in his green dog disguise. "You're right, Wanda. This is the cutest one yet." They had been taking an interest in all the babies they would see around when Timmy and them left the house lately.
"I wish I had another…" Timmy slammed hard enough into the ground to leave a small crater. "Parachute."
"Timmy, watch where you are falling. You almost hit the baby," Cosmo shouted.
"Look Cosmo, there's another one," Wanda said, and the two dog fairies walked over to the other infant they saw. Timmy climbed up out of his crater, not pleased.
Cosmo and Wanda stopped at the edge of a picnic blanket where a mother was bottle-feeding her child. "Oh do you like the weird pink and green dogs? Then Mommy will get you some, because you are mommy's precious little baby, and I can't imagine why any couple wouldn't want to have their very own baby," The Woman said to her child.
"Aw," both fairies said, then looked at each other and started to cry.
Timmy came over looking for his fairies, he found them bawling.
"Cosmo, Wanda, what has gotten into you? You were supposed to be my parachute," Timmy realized they were not alone. "I mean, roll over?"
"Are these oddly colored, hysterically weeping dogs yours, little boy? The woman asked Timmy.
"Uh, yeah, they're rare Alaskan Blubberhounds." Timmy couldn't always keep which lie was for which disguise some times.
"Did they ever have puppies? I bet they'd make the cutest baby blubberhounds," The woman asked. Cosmo and Wand started crying even harder now.
"Uh, that's great," Timmy grabbed the dogs by the collars and pulled them away, "Have a nice day with your baby. Come in you two, let's get back to skydiving." As much as Timmy would have liked it to be a one off incident that day, it was repeated throughout the day of them being distracted when they should be helping him.
Later that day, Timmy crashed through the roof of his house, landing on his bed. "You guys are totally distracted and ignoring me!"
Wanda looked up from the bootie she was knitting, "Did you hear something Cosmo?"
"No," Cosmo answered as he was placing a pin in the diaper he was wearing. "Ow, Pin."
"Look at you guys, You're knitting booties and Cosmo is wearing a diaper. Okay, he wears them all the time, but not when you are knitting booties," Timmy accused his godparents. "It's like you guys are all distracted by baby stuff."
Both fairies started bawling, "Don't say the B word."
Timmy was confused, "what, baby?"
"Why do you torture us?" His godparents asked back.
"Sorry. If you love babies so much, then stop being babies and just have a baby of your own." Timmy thought that it was a straightforward solution. Though it never was with fairies.
"You said the B word three times," both godparents cried back.
Wanda collected herself enough to explain the situation to Timmy. "It's not that simple, Timmy. Fairies can't just have babies whenever they want."
"Why not?" he wanted to get the bottom of why Cosmo and Wanda were acting this way.
"Well, it all started when the last baby was born in Fairy World: Me." Cosmo seemed excited in remembrance. "I may have turned Jorgen, who had purple hair at the time, into a bomb that destroyed Fairy World when he remarked on me being cute. In fact I was so cute and deadly that after I came along," Cosmo started to put some baby powder on himself. "The Supreme Fairy Council never wanted anything like me to ever happen again." So, it seemed that Cosmo ruined it for everyone else.
"Besides, Timmy, Fairies live forever, so there's really no need for us to have babies of our own," Wanda explained.
Cosmo was now rocking on a horse. "That's why we get godkids instead, to fill the void." Cosmo started to suck his thumb.
"Wow, I never knew you guys wanted to have your own baby. Actually, it might be kind of cool to have a little god brother or sister around." Timmy was starting to think of the stuff they could do together. Then a realization struck him. "Hey, how about I wish us a baby?"
Wanda knew Timmy's heart was in the right place, but it was a bit funny to her. "Oh, Timmy, you can't just wish us a baby, can you?" Now, she was curious. She raised her wand and summoned Da' Rules.
"Hmmm, things that can't be wished for: Winning a contest, falling in love, electric cars. Nope, nothing here says I can't. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish you guys were having a…" Timmy did not get to finish his wish.
"STOP!" An all too familiar gruff voice shouted. The three of them were whisked away to Fairy World.
"There has been a disturbance in the Fairy Force. Someone was just about to wish for the B Word," Jorgen said. As if on cue, his problem made itself known before him. "Ah Turner, big surprise." Jorgen should have known in advance it was Timmy. It did not come as a shock at all to the toughest fairy in the universe.
"Well there is nothing in Da' Rules that says I can't wish for the B Word," Timmy tried to defend his actions.
"Ha, that is where you are wrong, Timmy Turner," Jorgen summoned his own copy of Da' Rules. "Uh, no wishing yourself into a fairy," Timmy recalled that adventure. "No wishing someone back to life, no Tom Cruise." Timmy wondered what caused that one. "Darn it, I must remember to write down these new rules." He reached into his pocket. "Here it is, I wrote it down on a sticky note, but never officially put it in. You win this round, Timmy Turner. but be warned, you have no…"
"Idea what I wished for, blah blah, bad idea, blah blah, consequences." Timmy has heard it all before. "Enough! I wish Cosmo and Wanda would have a baby." Cosmo and Wanda happily activated their wands and granted it. "Hey, what gives? Nothing happened."
"Ha, this is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner. Your wish will come true," a thought crossed Jorgen's mind, 'after they make the baby, tonight.' Pointing at Timmy again, "This is only…"
"The beginning, blah blah, have no idea what I've done, blah blah, you'll be watching me, blah, blah," Timmy knew what Jorgen was going to say.
Jorgen got angry this time, "Would you let me finish a sentence? No go, while the camera pushes on me dramatically." The Fairy camera crew that had been over in the corner moved closer to Jorgen. "Too much, back off!" They floated back.
Next Day
For one of the few times, Cosmo and Wanda did not follow Timmy to school. He was alright with it as he did wish they would have a baby, and he figured they were busy getting the castle ready. When he got home, he walked into his room and let them know he was home. "Cosmo, Wanda, I am home from school. Is my totally new and pudgy god brother or sister here yet?" The fairies appeared out of their home. Timmy smiled at them, hoping the answer was yes. That smile did not last as Wanda puked up purple and star goo all over Timmy. "Ugh, Wanda, you just barfed all over me, what's wrong with you?" Both Fairies began to laugh. "What's so funny?"
"What's wrong with me, sport? Kind of obvious, Timmy I'm having a baby here," Wanda said, pointing at her stomach that just grew a bit to signify that she was pregnant.
"So, are we having a boy or a girl?" Wanda barfed again on Timmy.
"Sorry, sport. Wanda has a case of morning sickness," Cosmo explained why Wanda had barfed on him twice already.
"It's 3 O'clock in the afternoon. How long does it last? Timmy asked.
"Three months," both parents said.
"It will be okay, sport. It will come and go like it's nothing," Wanda assured Timmy. If only she was right, over the next three hours, Wanda barfed on him 3 times, and twice on him in the shower. "Tell me this is as bad as it gets," Timmy is already starting to regret this.
"Not even close to Timmy," Cosmo answered. It got worse, from the weird cravings Wanda had to the weird mood swings. One time it was bad, like extreme happiness to extreme rage, blaming Timmy and Cosmo for her situation, then back to happy in a matter of seconds.
Despite the chaos he endured those three months, it was odd to him that, for perhaps one of the only times ever, Mama Cosma was civil with Wanda. Neither Cosmo or Wanda invited her over nor even told her about the pregnancy. She had shown up one day to give something to Cosmo and to berate Wanda, when she noticed the baby bulge in Wanda's stomach. In a rare moment of showing that he was more than just an idiot, Cosmo stepped between his wife and his mother to defend Wanda. "You're having a baby, and you didn't tell me?" She was actually joyful that her son was going to be a father, even if she disapproved of his choice in baby momma.
"We didn't tell you because it was meant to be a secret from everyone, as you know the potential problems if word got out. Also, Jorgen told us not to tell anyone," Cosmo told her.
"Really, well I better go speak with him shouldn't I?" Mama Cosmo had a fire in her eye.
"Mama, don't tell Big Daddy, we haven't figured out what the plan is there," Cosmo asked of her.
"You have my word as your mother to keep it secret," Mama Cosma left.
"Thank You, Cosmo," Wanda said to her husband.
"I will not let you stand before her alone, ever again" Cosmo took his wife's hand.
Toward the end of the three months, the final straw was the Baby Shower was what sent Timmy over the edge. It was chaos, running around, getting stuff, rushing to and fro for whatever fairy needed something of him, being used as a game board.
"I am sick of this whole Baby wish, I wish Wanda would just get lost." Timmy shouted in anger to the horror of the guests.
"Fine, if that's the way you feel, I'll take my baby, my chocolate cake and just go," Wanda poofed out.
"Oh Crap, Wanda's gone and she's about to have our baby." Cosmo grabbed his hair in panic.
"Timmy Turner, You have put the universe in grave peril. If that baby falls into the wrong hands, the universe could be destroyed," Jorgen berated him.
Every Fairy cornered Timmy in their own anger at his selfishness. "I'm sorry, I really do want a godbrother or sister. I just was sick of getting barfed on all the time. Burritos, anyone?" Timmy offered a plate of fireball burritos to everyone. Cosmo had requested them for himself and the other male fairies to eat, among all the sweet stuff Wanda asked for. Jorgen grabbed one and ate it as he activated his large wand. Cosmo was so worried that he didn't take one. Jorgen turned the room into a command center and sent fairies all over to find Wanda.
"Timmy, this is horrible. Our baby will be born alone, and I won't be there to see it," Cosmo nearly said something that he was not supposed to speak of, but caught himself. 'Not the time yet for that to be known.'
3 hours later and no one had a report on Wanda, from the military police fairies, and the regulars. "If she is not on Earth or on Fairy World, are there any other worlds we could check?"
"Oh no, that burrito went right through me, I need to file a report with the great white round one," Jorgen ran for the toilet.
"You're right, Timmy, there are others we could check." Cosmo adjusted some things to help his search. The last two were one that concerned him: Anti-Fairy World, and Pixies Inc.
"Anti-fairy world, it's got to be that. They must have grabbed her," Timmy was happy that they figured it out. Cosmo's face grew dark in thought. Jorgen came out of the toilet.
"The Anti-fairies must have kidnapped Wanda and are planning to develop the baby's magic for their own nefarious purposes," Jorgen was ready to pound some Anti-bones.
"Cosmo, let's rock." With a poof of his wand, the three of them were holding bazookas with wands at the end. "Now, let's roll.
"Hold on," Jorgen zoomed to the toilet again. "Okay, now let's roll."
Anti-Fairy World.
The three of them blast their way into Anti-Cosmo's castle. Apparently there was a major anti-fairy meeting going on. Cosmo held his bazooka level with his Anti-fairy counterpart's head, his finger on the trigger, ready to blast him away. Anti-Cosmo noticed this, and it did concern him a bit.
"Freeze Anti-fairies, we know you kidnapped Wanda and our fairy baby and are planning on using his/her uncontrollable magic for universal domination," Timmy shouted out.
"What's this?" Anti-Cosmo looked like a gift had landed in his lap. "Wanda is having a fairy baby whose uncontrollable magic we can use to take over the universe?" His British accent was thick, and Cosmo was about ready to pull the trigger on his bazooka.
"Uh no?" came the response from the three of them.
"Quick, Anti-fairies, take to the skies. We must find Wanda and her baby and take over the universe," Anti-Cosmo led his people out of the castle through an open window.
"Now, they know. Good one, genius." Jorgen chided.
"If Wanda is not here, then she must be in Pixie world. Let's go, and I'll do the talking this time." Cosmo was thinking of when he was in good with the Pixies.
Pixie Inc.
Jorgen kicked open the door to the board room. "Freeze Pixies, we know you kidnapped my Wanda, and my fairy baby." Cosmo was ready to start blasting the moment he got permission.
While Cosmo didn't say the rest of it, someone else did. As Anti-cosmo and his faction came through a wall, armed with slingshots, "And are planning on using his/her uncontrollable magic for universal domination."
"Wait a second, Wanda is having a fairy baby and we can use his/her undeveloped magic for universal domination?" HP asked.
"Uh No." the original three people and two anti-fairy counterparts said.
"Quick, Pixies, to the limousines. We must find that baby and take over the universe," HP and his minions left the room.
"Not if we find it first," Anti-Cosmo led his people back out the way they came.
"Okay, so I am going to the bathroom again, and you two think of a plan," Jorgen left them for a moment.
"Timmy, we need to find Wanda. I am very worried about her and the baby," Cosmo said.
"Me too, but where could she be? All I did was tell her to get lost. Is there anywhere she would go to be lost?" Timmy tried to think.
Timmy's question slapped Cosmo with the answer. "I am an idiot, I should have seen it sooner. Chocolate City, Utah. Her favorite place on Earth. I am like the one person who would know that too. Let's go," with a wave of his wand, they were gone, leaving Jorgen in Pixie Inc.
They found her, exactly where Cosmo thought she would be, gorging on Chocolate. "Oh hey boys. Timmy, one of your better wishes ever. This has been very relaxing for me."
"Oh Wanda, I have been very scared for you, I am very grateful we found you," the husband and wife hugged.
"Wanda, I am so sorry I wished you away, can you ever forgive me?" Timmy begged. Wanda hugged both her godson and husband. Then, they were pushed away by Wanda's pregnant belly.
"The baby just kicked, and it's on its way," Wanda said. Both Timmy and Cosmo started to panic for different reasons. "Alright, Cosmo, Timmy, get me to the Fairy Hospital." Holding together, Cosmo poofed the soon to be four of them to the Fairy Hospital.
There you have it, everyone. First chapter of this tale. Yes it was a retelling of the Fairly Oddbaby movie of Season 6. It was kind of necessary to do so, considering when the truth is revealed about Timmy's parentage.
Hope you guys enjoyed, and are looking foward to this tale. Please let me know what you think in the reviews, I like hearing from the fans.
The Emperor is out. Peace.