AN: This basically a bin of ideas that I probably will write in the future or just one shots that feature Naruto and Sasuke are main characters using a few crossover characters and concepts!

I own nothing here!

just a silly through that is running in my head since I first saw hakari in jjts manga.

Mostly will feature OOC characters... Maybe?

"If I get through Naruto's jackpot for the next 9 minutes and 9 seconds," Sasuke declared aloud, observing his twin brother's wild grin as a music began to play while he danced.

Why did Naruto have to be a God of luck and music of all things?

"Then I will win!" Sasuke's small grin faded a moment later, his blade unsheathed as he faced his twin brother. He paid no heed to his mother, Amaterasu, or the other spectators from various species, all witnessing his audacious intrusion into the supernatural convention to confront his ultimate rival and brother.

"But that's how losers think," Sasuke managed to utter, his body enveloped in purplish lightning as the familiar surge coursed through him. "Fine then." Sasuke got his own posture correct.

"TURN UP THE VOLUME, BROTHER!" Sasuke bellowed at the top of his lungs. "For this is the funeral of the living!" Kuoh Town's dark night sky was illuminated by a myriad of lightning bolts and thunder.

"Oh no..." Odin murmured, observing the Shinto brothers about to engage without a care for the humans or anyone else present.

"What a spectacle, isn't it?" Thor grinned, his laughter echoing wildly.

In an instant, Sasuke closed the distance between him and Naruto, landing a powerful punch to Naruto's midsection. Yet, Naruto's grin remained unfaltering.

Naruto's body absorbed Sasuke's punch with a barely perceptible flinch, his grin unyielding despite the force behind the blow. Sasuke's eyes narrowed; he wouldn't let Naruto's confidence shake him. In response, Sasuke continued, his movements a blur of calculated strikes and evasive maneuvers. Each punch he threw was like a lightning bolt, precise and devastating.

undeterred by Naruto's resilience, intensified his attacks. Bolts of purplish lightning crackled around him as he launched a barrage of electrifying blows, aiming for Naruto's vital points.

Naruto's reflexes, honed through years of battles, proved invaluable. He deftly blocked and parried Sasuke's strikes, his movements showcasing a seamless blend of Taijutsu and Hakuda.

The night sky became a canvas for their battle. Lightning bolts streaked across the heavens, illuminating their silhouettes in a dance of shadows and electric purple and gold. Every clash between their fists sent shockwaves through the air, resonating with the thunder that rumbled overhead.

Sasuke's Sharingan glowed with intensity, analyzing Naruto's movements with precision. He anticipated Naruto's attacks and countered with lightning-quick strikes, his blade becoming an extension of his own body. Naruto, however, was no stranger to his brother's tactics. He adapted on the fly, finding openings in Sasuke's defense and exploiting them with ruthless efficiency.

"So far this is getting funny..." Naruto spat still grinning, He didn't use any other techniques besides his personal Hakuda Style and the Shunpo step.

"You talking like you will win this usatonkachi!" Sasuke huffed performing hands seals quickly.

A huge dragon made of lighting appeared right behind Sasuke and mere seconds later flew towards Naruto.

BRRRAAAKAM!

thunders and lightning noises where getting louder and louder by the second. Sasuke could see how Naruto keept diving out of the dragons reach and way, all while smiling and laughing.

"I hadn't had this much fun in ages!" His voice could be heared through lighting storm.

their blows creating shockwaves that reverberated through the sky. determined to push his abilities to the limit, channeled even more power into his lightning dragon, attempting to corner Naruto with its overwhelming might. However, Naruto's grin only widened, his eyes flashing with an unyielding determination.

With a rapid movement, Naruto dodged the dragon's lightning-infused jaws, his body leaving afterimages in the stormy sky. He countered with a barrage of Rasengan-infused punches that struck with the force of a thousand times, each one sending a shockwave through the air.

Sasuke responded with equal ferocity, his mini Susano enveloped in a shroud of indigo flames. He summoned a colossal electrified blade, its fiery edge crackling with power. Naruto met this threat head-on, forming his own bijuudama into a blazing, spiraling shield, and the resulting collision sent a cataclysmic shockwave that shattered kuoh beneath them.

Sasuke launched a flurry of chidori-infused strikes, each one crackling with the destructive force of lightning.

Naruto countered with a series of Rasengan that pulsed with cursed energy-chakra mix. The sky itself seemed to warp around them as the brothers clashed, the sheer force of their blows distorting the sky's visage.

...

In the midst of the awe-inspiring battle, Issei watched with widened eyes, struggling to comprehend the titanic forces at play. He turned to his companions, seeking answers in their reactions. Ddraig remained silent, Vali shared his astonishment, though to a slightly lesser degree than Issei.

"T-This is how gods fight!?" Issei stammered, unable to hide his amazement at the sheer spectacle unfolding before him.

Thor seemed to be one of the most experienced in the group, responded with a hint of a smile on his face, "No, They aren't even getting serious... they didn't bring any big guns or techniques."

Issei still trying to grasp the situation, murmured, "Big guns?"

"Yeah... Normally if Sasuke-sama's true form wasn't sealed," Shogun chimed in with her habitual emotionless tone, "we would be smashed due to his size. And even if we weren't smashed, I doubt his Reiatsy would be kind to us.

"Even now both of us know who would win shogun- baka!" Kusanali pointed a finger at the General.

The debate seemed to intensify among Issei's companions. Kusanali and Shogun engaged in a heated argument about the strengths and abilities of their respective leaders.

"You can't be serious, Kusanali!" Shogun struggled to maintain her composure.

"Yeah! I'm serious! You know that Naruto-sama is an absolute beast! HIS CHAKRA AND CURSED ENERGY ARE BASICALLY INFINITE!" Kusanali screamed passionately.

"So what!? Sasuke-sama wields Yamato!" Shogun voice defended Sasuke.

"Naruto-sama gave mortals the possibility to use cursed energy and chakra! He's the greatest!" Yet

Kusanali chimed in.

The back-and-forth continued, with each supporter passionately arguing for their respective champion. Issei couldn't help but feel like an observer in a heated debate among gods.

The intensity of their discussion was abruptly cut short by two massive pressures of different kinds that fell over all of Japan, shaking the very foundation of the land. Issei's heart raced as he realized the true magnitude of the powers in play.

Issei's mind raced with questions. Was he meant to fight beings of this caliber in the future? How could he ever hope to reach such levels of strength and power?

And then, in the midst of the chaos, their voices thundered through the air, each one accompanied by a brilliant display of power:

"Domain Expansion!"

"BANKAI!"

"Hypnotic Dilatation!"

"Kasai Ōkoku!"

"Oh fuck." Thor turned pale.

This couldn't be that bad right!?

"T-They are going all in!?" Shogun asked surprised trembling due the sheer pressure that fell on all of them.

"This will definitely be interesting." Azazel said giggling.

How long he was waiting to see those two fight seriously? Oh yeah a couple of hundreds of years.

AN: maybe will turn this into a full blow fanfiction! who knows? give me your embers and review:))