Today has been the most damnable torture! Wherever I go the inescapable scent of my delectable Bella haunts me! Strawberry ghosts wrap their cruel talons around my delicate olfactory senses.
What witchcraft is at play here? Her scent lingers in each corner of the mansion. How? Could it be that she too has crept unknown into my home? Impossible!
But alas she is not here! I truly am a cursed, plagued monster. Perhaps I have been driven insane by my longing, my forbidden lust for my porcelain angel. It is unendurable!
And yet, I am undone, bereft and abashed. Oh Bella! It is such sweet torture to be caressed in your strawberry breezes! Your fruity scent clings to my lips and I ache, oh god, how I ache! You have finally driven me insane.
I shall know no peace until I reach the gates of Volterra.
Update:
I have located the source! Fucking Emmett! He and that wretched harlot Rosalie have conspired to toy with my battered, lovelorn heart by purchasing Bella's chosen shampoo and bathing Emmett with it!
While I should be pleased that oaf has finally deigned to wash, his nefarious motivations cut me to the quick! I had thought better of the brute, how wrong I was!
Their cruel laughter echoes around the mansion, burning my ears.
I must away, to plot my vengeance.
A/N: Please leave a review and share what you think Rosalie and Emmett should do next to get on Edward's nerves.