Oh rapture! Today is a wonderful day! I have found such a treasure!
I was passing the time in the woods behind the Swan house. Not stalking. I just happen to like the trees there.
As I sat daydreaming about my next biology class and playing a little air piano, I overheard the dulcet tones of my beloved In conversation with her father. It seems Bella had decided to buy a new t shirt to sleep in and was throwing the old one out as it was becoming too threadbare.
This information immediately drew me into a crouch, ready to go on the hunt for her discarded bounty. Having stayed this way for three hours, my moment finally came and the trash was deposited outside awaiting the morning's collection.
Under cover of nightfall I leapt across the yard and had a swift rummage in the trash can, finding the shirt with tremulous hands. I lifted the sacred garment to my chest and cradled it as I hastened homewards.
Rosalie accused me of grinning like a sociopath when she saw me arriving home. I didn't dignify her with a response, but truly I could not hide my delight at such a fortuitous windfall.
I now have in my possession one delectable smelling large grey t shirt, imbued with the angelic essence of the fair Miss. Swan. I am overjoyed!
This means more to me than my Volvo and piano combined! This artefact of Bella's is now undoubtedly my most prized possession.
Tonight I shall wear the shirt, pretend I am sleeping beside my true love, wrapped in Bella's sleeping arms, nestled against her sweet, soft bosom. I cannot contain my joy and find myself with a wide smile across my face, purring.
What bliss!
A/N: Please leave a review! Let me know what Edward should find in Bella's trash next garbage day.