B: Hi Edward, it's Bella. How 'bout that biology class, eh?
E: Thank you for your message.
E:Yes, biology, it's quite something!
E: How are you Bella?
B: I'm good thanks, I'm bored. Let's talk.
E: Splendid. What's your favourite gemstone?
B: Um…..Jasper
E: Jasper?
B: Yeah, the brown gemstone.
E: Oh, I thought you meant my brother!
B: He's cool too.
E: Who is your favourite poet?
B: Rosalie Moffatt, I like her Love Poem, especially the line 'you shall not leave me mortal'
E: Wow... that's intense
B: Edward I think u r very sexy. Are you DTF?
E: Bella! I think you are beautiful. What is DTF?
B: You can Google it.
[Edward Asks Jeeves]
E: Gracious! What a dark horse you are Bella!
B: Send nudes.
E: What?!
[sends picture of Picasso's Les Demoiselles d'Avignon]
B: I'll let you see my boobies.
E: What?! I think maybe we should court and then marry first.
B: C'mon Eddie, don't be shy.
E: You are so beautiful Bella, each time I see you somehow even more so than the last.
B: BooOOOooriNG, show me wot u got Cullen
E: Bella, while I cannot deny that I am filled with wanton thoughts of you day and night, I feel perhaps we should speak of our intentions after biology class on Friday before our courtship progresses.
B: OK. Maybe we can Netflix and chill after?
E: Yes! I'm not sure what that is, but we can listen to the wireless and perhaps hold hands for a spell! I would like that very, very much.
B: K. TTYL.
E: Warmest regards, Edward Anthony Cullen
E: X
E: Oh Bella! I must apologise. How unseemly and forward of me!
B: What?
E: I put
E: a
E: A
E: Kiss
E: On the end of my message. I'm so sorry.
B: Whatevs
B: Talk to u in bio.
E: Yes! I can hardly wait!
E: Yours sincerely, Edward Anthony Cullen.
A/N: Please leave a review! Hmmmmm... something doesn't seem quite right here. Who is taking Edward for a ride?