Indescribable cruelty! The ever-contemptuous Rosalie, and her vulgar gollumpus Emmett have plotted the most despicable deception. Any doubt they would resort to law-breaking for a quick cackle at my expense has long since evaporated. Personation with grievous intent to harm! They employed Bella's purest name as their means of torment this time and engaged in the following exchange, which I have printed screenshots here as evidence of their barbarism.
Much though I wish to forget their callous trampling o'er my heart and dreams, my infernal vampirism prevents me from any opportunity for blissful obliteration. Still, 'tis no matter as I shall soon make passage to Volterra. I shall not stand the eternal heartbreak and humiliation they have cursed me to.
My will to endure has been dealt a fatal blow at the hands of those two. They have fairly murdered me.
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