A/N: Text message conversation withBella (in italics)and Edward (plain text)
Edward OMG!
Good morning Bella. I'm so relieved you are lucid.
Of course I am you dingus.
Dad just came up before work and gave me the bag Alice delivered. I don't know what to say. Thank you, you really shouldn't have gone to so much trouble. Also that joke was terrible.
You liked it?
I did!
Did you sleep at all last night?
No
I thought as much.
How are you feeling?
Still tired but better than yesterday. I'm sure I'll be fit as a fiddle by tomorrow doctor!
Well, please use the items in the bag, though be careful to follow the directions on the medication to the letter!
Of course. Thank you. The scarf is so soft!
It's cashmere.
It's what?!
I had it in my closet, I thought it might be nice if you have a sore throat.
Thank you for lending it to me.
You can keep it. It's a gift.
I'm not letting you give me a $200 scarf because I've caught a cold. It's too much. But I will happily borrow it until my throat feels better.
Ok, keep it as long as you like. I just want you to feel better.
Well, you really shouldn't have gone to so much trouble, and you certainly shouldn't have spent all night worrying, but I genuinely appreciate it. I think this is the most thoughtful thing anyone had ever done for me.
You deserve it Bella.
Right, I'm going to have some tea, take some NyQuil and sleep. Stop worrying and focus on your classes ok?
Ok. Talk to you soon Bella. Rest well!
Talk to you later.
[one hour later]
Ewadr you are a fluff
Such angle
uoy sexy angle flouff
Bella, are you ok? I was in class.
EWAD
You took the NyQuil didn't you?
Yed
Ypu are amid nreader
And so flfuf
Try to get some sleep ok?
WJY uoure so fluff?
I'm not entirely certain.
Your hair si sO f;ff, cam I touch it? SOOFT
You can touch my hair, though I doubt you will want to once the NyQuil wears off.
CSN I TPUCH UOUR BUTT
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LOKS VREY FLUGF
STRING HEALYHY BURT
Why don't you try to get some sleep Bella?
I AM FIME
Are yuo virgin?
You know I am, we talked about this before.
I have to take a test in physics now. Go back to sleep, I'll text you after.
GOD LUVK
Thank
SO fluff and habe a cut buTT
Cte
CUTE
yoy ARE THE NYQILL ANGLE
ANHEL OF FLYFF
I'm gong call uou
No
Call ewdrad
[picture of an electrical outlet]
Cakk dedward
Ahahaha
No
Cal eswarf
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[picture of an electrical outlet]
Thank you
You're welcome.
AHHHHHG I AM CINT DRAVILA
Quite. Sleep well.
Slepy fluff.
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