The Journal of Edward Cullen

by LogladyJ

Join Edward as he grapples with the slings and arrows of his cursed immortality and perpetual adolescence. OOC, super melodramatic, comedy All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement intended. Rated M for swearing, adolescent fantasies and lustful references.

111. Chapter 111: A Prude for All Seasons 77

A/N: Text message conversation with Bella (in italics) and Edward (plain text)

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eWad

Hey

[photo of empty NyQuil bottle]

HYEYY!

[picture of old lady and a haystack]

Yes Bella? Are you ok? Shall I send an ambulance?

I'm ogod my fluff grainma.

coem over. Rihtg now.

I'm at school Bella, in study hall.

I want to come, but it is forbidden.

get yUor burt heer nwo I ned tuch yoruo fluff

Are you sure?

[photo of Edward]

Plees birng

[zoomed in section of previous photo of Edward showing just his hair]

Bnirg fuLff!

I'm on my way!

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